Favorite Quotes

There are two types of people in this world.
Those who make one's life bright, refreshing and inspirational when they walk into it.
And those who make one's life bright, refreshing and inspirational when they walk out from it.

Anyone have that nexon hate video that has the robotic monkey in the seersucker suit smoking a cigar? iirc, it also has a cat messing with a printer.

All aboard the derailed train!

btw, cinnamon toast crunch is god-tier cereal.

Mfw I see Reese's Puffs in the Cereal aisle and decide to buy it.

EDIT:
pineapple yeah, found it:
[video=youtube;dfywqwtt-Og]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfywqwtt-Og[/video]

EDIT2: now going to post some real quotes
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
-Oscar Wilde
"The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden story. The subtext is, All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut and hadn't asked any questions... 'Get smart and I'll fuck you over,' sayeth the Lord. Is this not an absolutely anti-intellectual religion?"
-Frank Zappa
"The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five."
-Carl Sagan
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
-Stephen Roberts
"I read about an Eskimo hunter who asked the local missionary priest, 'If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?'
'No,' said the priest, 'not if you did not know.'
'Then why,' asked the Eskimo, 'did you tell me?'"
-Annie Dillard

Question is, why do I have all these saved in .png files or as backgrounds on my computer?
stupid internet...

“When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.”
― Hélder Câmara

"Remembrance of things past is not necessarily the remembrance of things as they were."
Marcel Proust

"We all wear masks and the time comes when we cannot remove them without
removing our own skin." André Berthiaume

"All humanity is one undivided and indivisible family.
I cannot detach myself from the wickedest soul."
Mahatma Ghandi

"Evil endures a moment's flush and then leaves but a burnt up shell." Elise Cabot

"From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate." Socrates

“We all die. The goal isn't to live forever,
the goal is to create something that will.” Chuck Palahniuk

“There is no refuge from memory and remorse in this world.
The spirits of our foolish deeds haunt us, with or without repentance.” Gilbert Parker

"For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe,
no proof is possible." Stuart Chase

"I have loved to the point of madness; That which is called madness,
That which to me, is the only sensible way to love." Francoise Sagan

"Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too.
They live inside us, and sometimes, they win." Stephen King

"There is no witness so dreadful, no accuser so terrible
as the conscience that dwells in the heart of every man." Polybius

"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster.
And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." Friedrich Nietzsche

"There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness but of power.
They are messengers of overwhelming grief and of unspeakable love." Washington Irving

"Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torments of man." Friedrich Nietzsche

Southperry is on fire!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!

-maniacal laughter-

what does SI mean?

fiel drunk.wav

does anyone still have the .wav from this?

what does SI mean?

This one made me lol.
I remember it. xD

"so I made...A MOTHERFUCKING ZAKUM HELMET!"
-___- other thread reminded me of him