Things you like about your partner (or fantasize about >__>;)

Srs post now;

I like pretty much everything about my boyfriend. He has his flaws, just like I have mine, but it's part of his character and I love every part of him. He cheers me up when I need it, and always makes me feel special.

Srs post now;

I like pretty much everything about my boyfriend. He has his flaws, just like I have mine, but it's part of his character and I love every part of him. He cheers me up when I need it, and always makes me feel special.

Weeeeaaaakkkk.

xD

Just kidding. That sounds like a nice relationship.

What I like...

~ he's just as kinky as I am
~ when he tells me things about himself that nobody else knows
~ when he gives me that "I'm thinking about doing something naughty to you" look
~ the way he can make me feel safe just by wrapping his arms around me
~ the way he always seems to know what to say to cheer me up
~ when he wears his vampire fangs...
~ that he knows intimately the details of my past... and loves me for the person I am anyway

What I fantasize about...

~ him walking in on me sleeping... and doing naughty things while trying not to wake me up
~ waking up bound and gagged...
~ dancing to Michael Jackson's "The Way You Make Me Feel" at our wedding
~ being in the kitchen, barefoot, and pregnant with his child
~ growing old together

... and much more!

Srs post now;

I like pretty much everything about my boyfriend. He has his flaws, just like I have mine, but it's part of his character and I love every part of him. He cheers me up when I need it, and always makes me feel special.

*Sheds a manly tear.* Now it's my turn.

I wouldn't change anything about my girlfriend. I love how she is caring, and understanding of me, and even tries to show me where I was wrong. She never uses her "lady issues" as an excuse to scream at me. (Let me tell you this guys, this is a huge plus.) She's also beautiful, intelligent, and very artsy. She likes a lot of the stuff I like and never fails to make me smile.

Oh yeah, her accent is hot.

We've met briefly in-game once or twice, and I spend enough time on these forums to know what to expect from your posts

In that case, you must know I'm a intelligent, kind, and helpful person who's just slightly messed up in the head and suffering from multiple personalities.

Pleased to meet you again, I'm sure.

I hope my hand is reading what Manda and Opeth are saying. How romantic, the pair of you. Best wishes you two lovebirds!

How about the person you fantasize was your partner?

So...Khoi wanted me to ask this because he was too shy...here goes.

Miss Manda, can you tell me how long Opeth's package is? Everyone's....wondering.

Thanks honey!

So...Khoi wanted me to ask this because he was too shy...here goes.

Miss Manda, can you tell me how long Opeth's package is? Everyone's....wondering.

Thanks honey!

...You would blame me for something like that, huh? o_0;; Sick bastage...

...

ಠ_ಠ

My partner moved to California.
I haven't talked to him for along time.
So I don't have a partner.

_confuse

...You would blame me for something like that, huh? o_0;; Sick bastage...

....

(3:13:06 PM) Kasuhitomi: Hey, Bacon, I have a favor to ask.
(3:13:08 PM) Bacon: ?
(3:13:22 PM) Kasuhitomi: You know in my partners thread?
(3:13:46 PM) Kasuhitomi: Well, I've seen pictures of Manda and Opeth, but I've always wondered how 'big' Opeth was.
(3:13:52 PM) Bacon: Yeah, and?
(3:13:59 PM) Kasuhitomi: Well, could you ask Opeth how big he is? I know you don't care what you say. I want to compare with Mark.
(3:14:27 PM) Bacon: Uhh...sure I guess.
(3:14:31 PM) Kasuhitomi: Thanks. <3

Wat.

WT'F, KHOI? LMAO

Bloody hell.

Holy hell, Bacon's great at editing.

It really went like this

(3:13:08 PM) Bacon: OMG I WONDER HOW BIG OPETH IS!
(3:13:18 PM) Bacon: That's the real question!
(3:13:31 PM) Kasuhitomi: LOKL Wow

This threadis full of lulz...

I have no partner, partly because i'm secretly shy and lack any real social life.

L> GF@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

lol jk

(3:13:06 PM) Bacon: Hey, Khoi, I have a favor to ask.
(3:13:08 PM) Kasuhitomi: ?
(3:13:22 PM) Bacon: You know in your partners thread?
(3:13:46 PM) Bacon: Well, I've seen pictures of Manda and Opeth, but I've always wondered how 'big' Opeth was.
(3:13:52 PM) Kasuhitomi: Yeah, and? o_o
(3:13:59 PM) Bacon: Well, could you ask Opeth how big he is? I know you don't care what you say. I want to see Mark's dildo size cause I'm horny like dat!
(3:14:27 PM) Kasuhitomi: Uhh... o_0
(3:14:31 PM) Bacon: Thanks. <3

The truth and unedited version ^

Miss Manda, can you tell me how long Opeth's package is? Everyone's....wondering.

Thanks honey!

It scares me.

It scares me.

Oh lordie.

Next thing you know, Khoi's going to have a giant Italian Sausage as his Avatar.

Both of you assholes, stop editing IRC chat. As of yesterday, I no longer need to see how long Opeth's package is. Manda's right, it's pretty freakin' scary. It's like those Costco Hot Dogs with split ends. Om nom nom.

I don't even wanna know what goes on in that IRC room sometimes.

I don't even wanna know what goes on in that IRC room sometimes.

It's some good stuff, lemme tell you.

Anyway, I don't have a partner, and I'm not exactly looking.

All I know is that someday I'd like to be a father and an excellent husband. I treat my women with respect.

I treat my women with respect.

I tried that, got me dumped. :f6: Still trying to figure that one out.


Single at the moment, unless you count my maple wifey. Suppose what I like about her is, we're not actually in a relationship, so we're still really good friends, but without all the pressure and crap. I get (almost) all the pros and no cons! Sadly, I still need to get laid.