Defending my home

oooh! use spiders, you don't have to give as much cocaine to those!

Cocaine spiders aren't very dangerous, they have so many legs they don't know how to use them once they are drugged up, they just continually trip over themselves and twitch for hours.

While she's distracted and banging on the walls, grab a stepstool, shimmy up to the window, and pee on her feet.

Cheap as free!

>Fill super soaker with pee
>fire pee at her

Ask her out on a date.

oooh! use spiders, you don't have to give as much cocaine to those!

[video=youtube;sqr9akIuVjQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqr9akIuVjQ[/video]

oooh! use spiders, you don't have to give as much cocaine to those!

I second this skip to 1:10 for relevance
[video=youtube;sHzdsFiBbFc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc[/video]

I second this skip to 1:10 for relevance
[video=youtube;sHzdsFiBbFc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc[/video]

there you go! science has proven it, crack spider is vastly superior and will do the job.

>Take upskirt pictures
>Blackmail her
>????
>SILENCE!

You underestimate humanity's fetishism.

You underestimate humanity's fetishism.

I don't, however, underestimate humanity's supply of whores who don't want free pics of themselves on the web.

I don't, however, underestimate humanity's supply of whores who don't want free pics of themselves on the web.

what

there you go! science has proven it, crack spider is vastly superior and will do the job.

Yes but you need to put spikes on crack spider's legs so that when crack spider goes insane crack spider hopefully can pierce a vein or artery

THIS IS MY WORLD

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN MY WORLD

-video-

oh internet, you so crazy.

what

Whores are expensive, yo.