Facebook isn't the only one tracking your website visits.

We know where you've been. And we're telling your mothers. How screwed are you?

Not that much, unless you count the stuff yoosergio sends me.

Not very.

Well, good thing you can't see my private messages!

If you utter a single word to my mother the cat gets it good and proper.

Good luck contacting the dead! Say hi to her from me, if you will.

And if you do know what websites I visit, I'm amazed you aren't scared.

Facebook dude, Facebook. Scary as hell.

Not very.... my internet routine is pretty darn boring.

I visit the same porn sites everyone else does

Good thing i only browse SP on an iphone

You may know where I've been, but do you know what I was doing at the time?

Actually, that still wouldn't matter much, I don't really visit porn sites or anything, I DL hgames and go into my corner of shame for ~10 hours a day. Is it bad that I play them for the plot usually, even when the entire plot is just going around raping people Rance-style? :|

My mom really doesn't care what I do on the internet, as long as she sees that I'm still sane.

Actually, that still wouldn't matter much, I don't really visit porn sites or anything,

Liar.

Liar.

3DPD is my motto.

It would not be the end of the world if my preferred fetishes got out of the bag. Might take some explaining though.

You dont know who my mother is!

IN the rare case you do know i will have to start mass murdering every cat in my country

but I browse SP while behind nine proxies!

Okay I take back what I said, I'd be screwed.
Mainly if you told her what times I was browsing.

Even with the information you have on me. MY PLANS WILL SUCCEED AND YOU WILL NEVER STOP ME!

>maplestory
>maplestory forum
>another maplestory forum

that would get me killed even more than the porn i think.

...ok, maybe not, but i'd die a few times regardless.

You dont know who my mother is!