Defending my home

You sissy.

She may be thin but every pore in her body sweats fury. She's like a badger.

 Rough idea of what she looks like (plus a few pounds).

looks like a defend the castle game

Idk if I have ever had so much fun reading a thread.

Plant a bomb with a giant clock at her feet. Shell never know what hit her.

Bury a stash of cocaine under where she stands, call the police.

Burn her.
Then cremate her.

don't be silly, you kidnap and chloroform her, then YOU do cocaine, i never said to share. sell her to the slave market or something

Set up traps like the home alone movie in your house, then invite her inside. Have fun!

You should compain, or at least speak to her. But bring a weapon. Just in case.

You should go to a building nearby and copy her, then be like "YO TRY THIS BUILDING, PUNCHING IT BRINGS SO MUCH MORE SATISFACTION". Though I can't help you with the screaming...unless she's allergic to peanuts, by which I have the perfect plan

http://www.wildlifecontrolsupplies.com/M...e=NWS2550B
next time she arrives
open your window and pour this on her feet
preventing a hasty getaway

then call the police and explain to them how you glued a vandal to the ground, and want your five dollar reward, as is normal in such a situation.

Hit on her. I'm sure she'll leave, that's what always happens in the movies.

Hit on her. I'm sure she'll leave, that's what always happens in the movies.

This is Prov we are talking about here.

I am cute.

<Heidi> You're ugly

>Open window
>Shoot things at her

>Open window
>Shoot things at her

oooh! use spiders, you don't have to give as much cocaine to those!

While she's distracted and banging on the walls, grab a stepstool, shimmy up to the window, and pee on her feet.

Cheap as free!

While she's distracted and banging on the walls, grab a stepstool, shimmy up to the window, and pee on her feet.

Cheap as free!

but what if the splashback hits the cocaine

This is so easy. Just dress up as a woman, open the window and say this...."Hi, my name is Lola. Would you like to come inside and let me wash your hair? I promise not to kill you until after I've done your nails and make-up."
Be sure you're smiling all crazy when you say this. ^_^

This is so easy. Just dress up as a woman, open the window and say this...."Hi, my name is Lola. Would you like to come inside and let me wash your hair? I promise not to kill you until after I've done your nails and make-up."
Be sure you're smiling all crazy when you say this. ^_^

You know, the more I think about it, the more I think Prov would make an insanely hot woman.

If you do this, post pics please. <3

To add to the scary mask thing. Just stare creepily at her from the window until she notices. Standing still, guy in mask.

She'll freak out more.

>Take upskirt pictures
>Blackmail her
>????
>SILENCE!