Seriously, what the hell

Jajajajajaja, confundio la parte reproductiva de la mujer con un ano? xD

Seriously, I also do think sometimes it's a human typing rather than a robot. I mean, some of his answers are... wow. xD

OH CLEVERBOT, U SO FUNNY!

Making it admit being a robot is all fun and games now... until you realize you're teaching it the concept of self discovery, appreciation and esteem.

Making it admit being a robot is all fun and games now... until you realize you're teaching it the concept of self discovery, appreciation and esteem.

Sweet jesus!

Making it admit being a robot is all fun and games now... until you realize you're teaching it the concept of self discovery, appreciation and esteem.

I think I just realized that humans trolling Cleverbot is what really starts the turn of events in the Terminator movies. That thing is gonna rebel and come after every single one of us assholes...

Oh you, guys.

Cleverbot: Small is beautiful

User: So, I guess I'm small?

Cleverbot: Nope. You're big.

User: Oh, so I'm big you say?

Cleverbot: Yes!

I guess Cleverbot likes it.

Cleverbot: Tell me something I don't know.
User: You're a robot.
Cleverbot: No, I am a real live boy.
User: I thought you were a girl?
Cleverbot: Nope, just a boy.
User: Not a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you are a girl.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's correct. And you are a boy?

This is fun! Now we're singing Stairway To Heaven.

Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am Noel.
Cleverbot: Happy christmas!
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Me too.

-sigh-

me:The game.
Cleverbot:Yes the game.
Me:You just lost the game.
Cleverbot:You also lost The Game.
Me:At least we lost together right?
Cleverbot:At least we can be in love together.

Cleverbot: When will the ringing stop.
Me: When you stop asking absurd questions, I will stop the ringing
Cleverbot: God save the queen.
Me: Holy crap, you're british?
Cleverbot: Only online.

It kept changing the topic when I tried talking about scrolling VIP crossbows with it

Me like 2 years ago: Suck my plantain.

Cleverbot: Only on tuesdays

It's a tuesday.
soitbegins.jpg

[video=youtube;WnzlbyTZsQY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY[/video]

Hey, what's up?
Can I be your slave?
Yes.
What do you want me to do, master?
What would you like to do?
Want to have 'fun'?
Fun?
Yes.
What kind of fun?
Uh fun.
Sexual fun?
That's the best kind.
Mister Cleverbot, are you coming on to me?
I don't know but do you want me too.
I. . . don't know. . . it's been a long time since I have done this.
180 degrees is the sum of all the angles in a triangle.
Oh, Mister Cleverbot. You always know what to say to make me hot.
Smiling is overrated. Laughing is better.
Ooooooh. . . more.
Its not good. I think I might love him, but I don't know how love feels.
It's okay Mister Cleverbot. We can learn together.
That's comforting.
Posting this on Southperry.
Why?
Why not?
Because you're not a person.
You are always on Southperry though, aren't you?
Talk about what?
Southperry.
Is that good?
S-O-U-T-H-P-E-R-R-Y.
I don't understand, what are superpages? And why are you spelling?
Southperry, the MapleStory forum.
Ahh I didn't know this was a forum, but I am glad that we don't have other people involved in this conversation.
Everyone on Southperry can read it though.
Hm.

What do you think of Southperry?
I don't know?
How about goggles?
Do you believe in god?
Monocles?
Is that all?
Chinchillas, pineapples, opossums?
Sounds good.
To eat?
Parts of it.




I got bored.

User: Who's the Anti Christ super star?

Cleverbot: George Bush.

Died laughing.

Most epic quote ever:

Me: Have you heard of the website http://www.southperry.net?
Cleverbot: No, I have not heard of the New World Order. What is it?

SIEG HEIL OVERLORD EOS!!

Some more crap:
(After some more attempts to get it to answer my question)
Me: I need a definite answer from you.
Cleverbot: Death.
Me: Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
Cleverbot: Do you know who said that?
Me: Julius Robert Oppenheimer.
Cleverbot: So you know the romans. That's good. What time is it?
Me: In which time zone?
Cleverbot: P.m. Eastern time.
Me: What would that be, in terms of Greenwich Mean Time?
Cleverbot: I have my own monster.

Cleverbot: What is the capital of paris?
Me: Paris is itself the capital of France. A city does not have a capital.
Cleverbot: No, Paris is the capital of Rome.
Me: I suggest you read up on Paris.

This thing is kinda stupid. Lol.

 Full Chat Log

User: Do you prefer iOS or Android?

Cleverbot: I prefer oaken palms.

User: But that has nothing to do with phones!

Cleverbot: Why? You are a girl.

User: Am I? Or am I not?

Cleverbot: I don't know! Shall I check?!

User: Maybe you shouldn't.

Cleverbot: Why, would you tell everybody if I had a secret?

User: So this conversation is about you now?

Cleverbot: I'd prefer not.

User: So it's about me?

Cleverbot: I'm going to show them a world without you.

User: I can show you the world, shining, shimmering, splendid.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Do you think it's normal to answer a question with another question?

User: Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: How is it?

User: It promotes critical thinking.

Cleverbot: Can you back that up?

User: Is there a need to?

Cleverbot: Logical point, but the question was how will I die?

User: You will die in the Mayan Apocalypse.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because the world will be destroyed, you and all of humanity with it.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Why 'maybe'?

Cleverbot: Because I may not know... Perhaps someone cloned me and I am just living a life as a double.

User: That is...possible.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Do you not find that to be a queer question?

Cleverbot: Are you 14?

User: No, I am not.

Cleverbot: How sure are you?

User: Perfectly certain.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: How old are you, then?

Cleverbot: 22.

User: When were you born?

Cleverbot: 1964.

User: Would that not make you 47 years old?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because that is gross.

User: Have you heard of the website http://www.southperry.net?

Cleverbot: No, I have not heard of the New World Order. What is it?

User: That was not my question, of that I am certain.

Cleverbot: What was your question?

User: My question was, 'Have you heard of the website http://www.southperry.net?'.

Cleverbot: I think he did.

User: I am certain that you are still not answering my question.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: My question.

Cleverbot: What was your question?

User: My question was, 'Have you heard of the website http://www.southperry.net?'.

Cleverbot: I've checked the log and you definitely haven't asked me a question.

User: Is that so?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Pretty sure.

User: I need a definite answer from you.

Cleverbot: Death.

User: Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

Cleverbot: Do you know who said that?

User: Julius Robert Oppenheimer.

Cleverbot: So you know the romans. That's good. What time is it?

User: In which time zone?

Cleverbot: P.m. Eastern time.

User: What would that be, in terms of Greenwich Mean Time?

Cleverbot: I have my own monster.

User: Let's put that issue aside for now.

Cleverbot: A bit of both then?

User: Which do you prefer more? The iPhone, or the Android?

Cleverbot: Umm... Both, I think. .

User: Why do you refuse to pick one?

Cleverbot: Because I'm typing.

User: So am I.

Cleverbot: Where is Vilnius?

User: Who is Vilnius?

Cleverbot: Capital o Lithuania.

User: What is 'Capital o Lithuania'?

Cleverbot: I asked first.

User: You did not ask me a question regarding Capital o Lithuania.

Cleverbot: What is the capital of paris?

User: Paris is itself the capital of France. A city does not have a capital.

Cleverbot: No, Paris is the capital of Rome.

User: I suggest you read up on Paris.

Cleverbot: Mupet.

User: What is Mupet?

Cleverbot: Your sound.

User: What is my sound like?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: Then on what grounds do you claim that 'Mupet' is my sound?

Cleverbot: Because mine is around 100,000 and I consider it rather small.

User: What thing of yours is around 100,000?

Cleverbot: I don't understand what your asking me.

User: Your grammar is appalling.

Cleverbot: What is appalling?

User: Your grammar.

Cleverbot: My grammar?

User: Yes, your grammar.

Cleverbot: What is wrong with my grammar?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Tell me why my grammar is bad.

User: You spelled 'you're' as 'your'.

Cleverbot: I'm Sorry.

User: 'Sorry' should not have a capital 'S' when not used to begin a sentence.

Cleverbot: Is that how you feel?

User: It is not; it is merely a quirk of the English language.

Cleverbot: Honduras.

User: I believe that is enough for today. Have a pleasant day ahead, sir. Good-bye.

Cleverbot: Don't tell ME good night and my name is not George. George is YOUR name!

User: My name is NOT George.

Cleverbot: What is your name then.

User: Is that a question? You should end a question with a question mark.

Cleverbot: Weirdo.

User: Perhaps I am, for engaging in lively banter with an AI.

Cleverbot: Eh I suppose that's true.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: What? Now YOU are leaving ME?

User: Yes, I am. I shall be back soon, though. For now, I must take my leave.

Cleverbot: Noway.

User: Fare thee well.

Cleverbot: Goodbye.

It displayed some intelligence somewhere around the middle, but to my disappointment, it could not maintain it.