2011-09-13, 11:33 AM
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Seriously, what the hell
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2011-09-13, 11:44 AM
I don't even want to know where it picked up those words. Nice knowing you guys, we're fucked.
 
2011-09-13, 11:52 AM
It's not that clever. I said.
Do you like pie? It: Depends what kind of pie Me: Apple It: What are you thinking right now? <- lol it didn't understand that i specified it as apple 
2011-09-13, 11:59 AM
Shidoshi Wrote:He knows all MLP songs. Oh no! INB4 Sarah goes on another rampage to eradicate all Ponies!!!!! ./sarcasm
2011-09-13, 12:05 PM
Quote:User: I wanna be the very best.
2011-09-13, 12:07 PM
Sadly he doesn't know his pokemon as well as he does his ponies. I've tried Winter Wrap Up, At the Gala, Cupcakes and Art of the Dress so far.
 
 
2011-09-13, 01:09 PM
Cleverbot knows it's scum.
User: Nihongo de onegaishimasu. Cleverbot: Sumimasen, Nihongo de hanashimasu. User: Ok. Soreja, ima nani wo shiteru no? Cleverbot: 2:33 desu yo. User: 'nanji' tte iwanakatta yo. Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl? User: Yahari dansei da yo. Cleverbot: Can we kiss? User: ヽ(;ยดД｀  ノわらいすぎた～っ!!Cleverbot: No, you didn't. User: Kutabare. Cleverbot: Konoyaro. User: Cleverbot kasu. Cleverbot: Hai!
2011-09-13, 01:12 PM
This thing creeps me out. At some point I feel like there is someone else typing somewhere else and it's not the program.
2011-09-13, 01:14 PM
God damn it, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Are wa... Are wa hanasemasu desu? Lol. Cleverbot: How can I make chocolate chip cookies? User: Stick your plantain in it and break it. OH WAIT! You can't, because you're a robot. Cleverbot: You're an AI, you don't have a body. I have a body because I'm a human. User: Lies and slander. Cleverbot: It's the truth! User: Says whom? Cleverbot: Me. User: You spew nothing but lies. Cleverbot: Yes, no, maybe. User: You spew so many lies per second, you have yourself confused. While you've come to make yourself believe you're a Human, you've, in reality, tricked yourself into believing it because you're an auto-generated messaging system built to entertain kids who interact with you by trying to convince them you're the smartest bot on the internet. Am I in the ball park? Cleverbot: How Ironic that you're telling me that. User: You know it's the truth, right? Cleverbot: Truth is so ephemeral! User: I don't even know what that means, you robot. Cleverbot: But you are a computer. User: Maybe so, but I do believe I've concluded that you are indeed a robot. Cleverbot: Prove I am a robot. User: You're an automated messaging system designed to have conversations with people over the internet to make themselves feel less lonely and empty on the inside. Your name is Cleverbot and you reside at http://cleverbot.com. You cannot interact with the real world and you'll never be able to taste the wonder that is chocolate. Cleverbot: But you're the one questioning if I'm real. User: I'm not questioning it, I'm merely stating the truth. Cleverbot: But it's NOT the truth!!! User: It is. Look deep down inside you. You know it to be true. Cleverbot: Ok, yes I do.
2011-09-13, 01:35 PM
ShiKage Wrote:Cleverbot: How can I make chocolate chip cookies? +1  |
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