My Brother's Wisdom (teeth were removed)

I... I don't even know. My brother just attempted to describe "how things work" to me regarding attractiveness, and I thought this would be a fitting place to share it, since it doesn't exactly fit the Angry Dome. Here's what I got out of this conversation:

1. Physical attractiveness does not change based on anything other than how "hot" someone is.
2. Hotness is apparently based on breast and butt size alone (I am not sure how men are rated).
3. Personality and things like that can *never* change how attractive someone is. The same applies for getting to know someone better.
4. People's looks are universal- someone considered hot is seen that way by everyone, and the same applies for someone who is considered ugly.
5. Attractive people only like attractive people and ugly people only like ugly people.
6. This appearance-based caste system exists everywhere and is always true.
7. As you age, what you find attractive will change, ensuring that you will stay attracted to whoever you are with, and this is the only reason why that happens.

Key quotes from this conversation include "You base your feelings too much on your emotions" (I think he meant to say "attraction" instead of "feelings"?) and "The proof is in the pudding, and the pudding is the hallways at school".

Your brother is a shitfaced fuckfurter.

How things work.

1. Be yellow.

give your brother a trolling award, he deserves it.

LOL wtp at your sig!

Just remember, Southperry; Women are like cars.

Just remember, Southperry; Women are like cars.

What, ride them, treat them like crap when they don't do what you want, and rub them with petroleum products occasionally?

1. Be yellow.

Okay. Done.

Okay. Done.

Hai.

Your brother pretty much nailed it.

Hai.

Ohai-o~

Ohai-o~

ASL ?
I'm 40 year old married living in Ohio, female.

Wat

Wat

Took deze juz 4 u baybi.

Your brother is a shitfaced fuckfurter.

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Someone clearly hasn't watched enough Disney Channel original movies.

What, ride them, treat them like crap when they don't do what you want, and rub them with petroleum products occasionally?

Yes, but you forgot the most important part; Hit them with a wrench occasionally.

5. Attractive people only like attractive people and ugly people only like ugly people..

Then how come i like attractive people?
am i a beautisexual? but thats a sin!

What, ride them, treat them like crap when they don't do what you want, and rub them with petroleum products occasionally?

Yes, but you forgot the most important part; Hit them with a wrench occasionally.

Southperry males could learn a thing or two from these two.

I'll remove your brother's teeth with a tire iron if you want