herro southperry

I have one dorrar to spend on a videu gamu on my iphone. I am rooking for game that will last long time. I rike simruration gamu that rely on time management, but am open to armost anything fun.

I rearry want this dorrar to buy me an app/game that will trury statisfy me for at reast a rittle rile. So if you have iphonu and could reccomend any gamu i would rike that very much.

I would also rike to share with you all my latest work. You see, my friend, who is currently 5'5, has been injecting himself with hormones since he was five yearsu old. If he didn't, he would be a legitiment midget. So, I tried photoshopping him into an actual midget just to get an idea of what he would look like today if he did not inject himself with these hormones. I think it turned out pretty well however I am afraid to show it to him because I am not sure how we will react. But I showed it to all of his friends and they all thought it was a very nice piece of work. One girl thought it was so well done that her and I shared a dessert later that day, with both of us relying on seductive mannerisms involving bendy straws and eye contact that eventually created a sexual tension between the two of us.

But nothing happened after that. So yeah, here it is



I would appreciate any constructive criticism as well as a $1 app that would allow me to briefly enjoy life.

You mean enjoy rife.

Don't you think it's kind of bad you made the picture of him, and then showed everyone else except for him? I'd be mad.

But like seriously, my ghetto side says who cares if he's a midget if he's fucking that chick.

fruit ninja

ok, it isn't that great but still fun

Legendary Wars, if it's still 99 cents

or maybe its free
i dont remember at this point
but i've probably spent about 10 hours + on that game, its fun.

Someone give me a good topic and this thread shall then be about that topic.

Someone give me a good topic and this thread shall then be about that topic.

but get fuzzy, not the chronic

Someone give me a good topic and this thread shall then be about that topic.

Shut up, gaggle.

(Translator's note: F'aggot autocorrects to gaggle on the iphone)

(Translator's note: F'aggot autocorrects to gaggle on the iphone)

lol'd.

Still need to know how to spend this one dorrar in the app store please help

Still looking for a good topic.

Buy angry Birds XD

Still looking for a good topic.

Cats?

OT: Buy MS Thief edition!

Still looking for a good topic.

but get fuzzy, not the chronic

This thread is now about pony hate. Go, Mark.

Buy angry Birds XD

Just kidding, that game is garbage. Kind of like Zelda.

This thread is now about pony hate. Go, Mark.

MLP is a show made for little girls. But filthy manchildren also like it because they enjoy LOLSORANDUMB humor. Their excuse is because the show's creator also worked on Power Puff Girls or something. So because they enjoyed PPG when they were 12 (yes even I watched PPG. But you don't see me flipping out over gay cartoon pony shit.) it gives them an excuse to watch MLP and be obnoxious little shitheads and spread their fandom everywhere.

Did you like a certain show in the past that had nothing to do with ponies? Too bad. "Bronies" (virgin dipshits) more than likely shit all over your favorite show by turning the characters into ponies. I'm willing to bet there isn't a single thing out there that hasn't been turned into a fucking pony. You're all retarded and I hope you die.

Come at me, virgins.

Just kidding, that game is garbage. Kind of like Zelda.

D'oh you got me.

yeah if you watch MLP then you are seriously gay but in the non homosexual way. As in you are just a big pile of poopy, is what I am trying to say. My sister is 12 and watches the morning news while you wake up early on saturday mornings to watch your children's show. your parents must think you are autistic

like harrisonized LOL

D'oh you got me.

owned

But Greg they are too ashamed to tell their family they watch girly cartoon pony sh'it!

Yes. Let it flow. Now we need the bronies in here and we'll have a real party.