The Failure Thread

Because theres no other place to showcase our failures
ill start.
So, i went to HT today
1 minute in, it seduced me into the prehead and one hitted me...

but, thats fine, because i have hp equips i can put on so i can tank a hit from head.
So, i use my wheel..........

and it spawns me into a wyvern.

wheels are idiotic. (oh yea, let me revive you with minimum HP SOMEWHERE IN THE SEA OF MOBS!)

You wouldn't have finished anyway, judging from the time.

You wouldn't have finished anyway, judging from the time.

yea, but i wanted to see how far i would get.

Man, I wish you had made this thread yesterday! Just this morning I was waiting at the Door to Zakum's Altar to fight him with some alliance members when some level 112 Hermit trades me and asks if I'd recruit him. He goes on to tell me that he's a "pro" and I'd regret not adding him, but when I took a look at his equipment I found that his character was dexless and wearing mostly level 20 to 30 items. He was wearing a Spiegelman Necklace, a level 20 thief glove, snowshoes, a Zakum Helmet, a level 64 Skanda, some Zombie Army rings with a single Evolving Ring II, and a sauna robe (I'm betting it was 100% scrolled at this point). Basically, the only two items this guy could use to claim that he was "pro" were his Evolving Ring II and "maybe" the sauna robe (which is no longer something anyone should show off). This guy continued asking for people to recruit him for a good 30 minutes on several channels and then tells us that he has an Auto Clicker that he'd use to get in and hog the channel; however, when asked if he was in an expedition, he goes on to say that he was not in one.


Honestly, I wish I'd taken some screenshots of this guy, he was rather entertaining.

I thought we already had a failure thread.
Yup, found it.
http://www.southperry.net/showthread.php?t=29240

I thought we already had a failure thread.

http://www.southperry.net/showthread.php?t=29240

Can't reply on it though

wheels are idiotic. (oh yea, let me revive you with minimum HP SOMEWHERE IN THE SEA OF MOBS!)

Safety Charms.

Safety Charms.

exp isn't the issue, the issue is spawning and immediately dying right after spawning.

exp isn't the issue, the issue is spawning and immediately dying right after spawning.

Safety Charms heal you to 30% HP/MP now.

HP pots would help too =p

Lol I'm sorry for your misfortune, but when I saw that second ss, I burst out laughing xD

Went into a shop seeing 5 White Scrolls being sold for 85m a piece, and my gut was telling me, "BUY IT NAOZORS!" but I decided against it. 5 minutes later, a friend tells me White Scrolls fetch about 130m so I rush my ass back there, but they sold out.

I guess sometimes impulse buys really do work to your advantage.

Been there, done that...but at Pap. I stopped rushing him left after that.

Went into a shop seeing 5 White Scrolls being sold for 85m a piece, and my gut was telling me, "BUY IT NAOZORS!" but I decided against it. 5 minutes later, a friend tells me White Scrolls fetch about 130m so I rush my ass back there, but they sold out.

I guess sometimes impulse buys really do work to your advantage.

Saw a gm polearm scroll for 400 the other day when they go for 500+~ in Khaini. At first I goofed and left the shop. Came back a minute later and it was sold. Saw another sell for 550 later that day. Tis sad.

Safety Charms heal you to 30% HP/MP now.

of course, the solution to the problem is throwing more NX at it, why doesn't this surprise me

Safety Charms heal you to 30% HP/MP now.

of course, the solution to the problem is throwing more NX at it, why doesn't this surprise me

this

killed HT 37 seconds too early with a misplaced snipe

of course, it's the day I decide to buy a 2x drop card...

as a hero, I died twice at chaos zakum due to seduce... pineapple.

I remember that (and the bit of rage that went with it), Bryan :X