Synonyms for Penis

That would be appropriate in a college application essay.

Go.

Just use schlong.

Also penis is completely appropriate as it is the technical term. The problem lies in how you're using it--or in the fact that you're using it at all.

I think it's appropriate. Well, at least I hope it is. It's just a rough draft anyways so I can just crosscheck it with other people.

I'm trying hard to imagine where the word penis would fit in in a college application essay.

Depends on what you're writing. If you're paranoid, you could always opt for male reproductive organ.

I can't think of any situation where the word penis would fit in a college application essay.

I'm no expert on app essays but this sounds like a bad idea. It won't be unique or anything, just silly.

It has to do with AP Biology.

Corn, to be honest with you, this is going to be an extremely delicate topic you're going to be walking over. When admission officers see that you're going to write an essay that has something to do with a penis, they might get a first impression that you're simply being immature/"what the hell is this guy thinking?", unless you hit it home very, very early.

However, not all hope is lost; its doable, but albeit very tough to convey your points/main ideas the right way. Unless you find an extremely unique way to write your essay that will win over admission officers, I highly suggest you find something else to write about.

To be fair, the subject is more about the sexual acts of animals. Not humans.

To be fair, the subject is more about the sexual acts of animals. Not humans.

ITT: Corn now attempting to clarify the parameters in which he was going to use the word "penis" after being vague about it in the beginning.

Mighty Man Meat?
Male Genitalia?
P3N0R?

ITT: Corn now attempting to clarify the parameters in which he was going to use the word "penis" after being vague about it in the beginning.

I didn't expect me to defend myself, but in hindsight that was quite naive of me.

I ended up using male reproductive organ but male genitalia is pretty good too.

Inb4 the admission board all being closet furries.

Inb4 the admission board all being closet furries.

...it would be quite the lucky stroke.

lucky stroke.

...methinks not the best word choice.

Male organ.

...methinks not the best word choice.

you sure?

you sure?

You're right.
It could be the best, depending on what you're trying to say.