Corrupt a wish thread!

Wishes Granted.
You grow a millimeter taller.
You turn into a ball.
And the bat eats the rabbit and the '64 Impala blows up five seconds later.


I wish for nothing.

@above , Your wiped from existance, never to have existed at all.
I wish to take place of the wish granter.

Granted.

You are now several thousand dollars im debt to your parents, and are kept from going to college constantly because of them. On top of that you have several medical problems, but refuse to go to the doctors because you're scared to find out what they may be.

I wish for a cookie.

Granted.

You are now several thousand dollars im debt to your parents, and are kept from going to college constantly because of them. On top of that you have several medical problems, but refuse to go to the doctors because you're scared to find out what they may be.

I wish for a cookie.

You wish for a cookie, but you filled out your wish input form with your iPhone, and it autocorrects "cookie" to "coochie." A vagina falls from the sky and hits you in the face.
I wish for a live bear made out of beets playing Battlestar Galactica. And to be Dwight Schrute.

You wish for a cookie, but you filled out your wish input form with your iPhone, and it autocorrects "cookie" to "coochie." A vagina falls from the sky and hits you in the face.
I wish for a live bear made out of beets playing Battlestar Galactica. And to be Dwight Schrute.

Granted.

But then the real Dwight who have become you unplugged your gaming console and all your save data is gone.

You proceed to kill him which in turn kills you, you discovered this was a inception and you killed yourself to save the 1 hour+ crap happening in the movie to happen on you.

(Exodus you didnt make a wish!)

I wish for a live bear made out of beets playing Battlestar Galactica.

Granted but since the bear is composed of vegatables, it cannot do anything but stand in place.

I wish that all metal changed into gingerbread and all grass changed into marshmallows.

(Exodus you didnt make a wish!)



Granted but since the bear is composed of vegatables, it cannot do anything but stand in place.

I wish that all metal changed into gingerbread and all grass changed into marshmallows.

Granted But You would lose running water(gingerbread would get soggy) and the marshmallows are stale and rock-hard

I wish I wasn't affected by fire

Granted But You would lose running water(gingerbread would get soggy) and the marshmallows are stale and rock-hard

I wish I wasn't affected by fire

Granted, but in the apocalypse, the entire world will be obliterated in flame, and your body will disentegrate in space.

I wish I would play Mercedes legitly without taking a Tespia account/private server.

I wish I would play Mercedes legitly without taking a Tespia account/private server.

Granted, but they are bandwagoned to hell and all equips for them cost max mesos

I wish that Maple monsters could be controlled by other players.

Granted, but other players are already monsters, so not much has changed.

I wish for more wishes in this thread.

Granted, but other players are already monsters, so not much has changed.

I wish for more wishes in this thread.

Granted, but they're all short wishes that have almost no way to be corrupted. c:

I wish my equips were all cubed for perfect %int.

Granted, but they're all short wishes that have almost no way to be corrupted. c:

I wish my equips were all cubed for perfect %int.

Granted, but Nexon removes your account forever.

I wish I was the worst rapper in the world

Granted, but Nexon removes your account forever.

I wish I was the worst rapper in the world

Granted, but you become so terrible that you're somehow amazing, and gain fame, recognition, and riches beyond your wildest dreams. Unfortunately, you then proceed to waste it all on drugs and various wenches. You proceed to knock up at least 30 of them, due to your reckless lifestyle choices, and are now saddled with child support payments for the next eighteen or so years. Have fun!


I wish that I could lead a better life.

I wish that I could lead a better life.

Granted but you find out that the December 2012 thing is actually real.

I wish that there were no loopholes in the existence of mankind.

Granted but you find out that the December 2012 thing is actually real.

I wish that there were no loopholes in the existence of mankind.

Granted, but you are unable to enjoy this new existance as it exists in an alternate universe that you are only allowed to watch on channel 103.

I wish for a single post-it note.

I wish for a single post-it note.

Granted but its sticky side gets stuck on your finger and it remains there for all of eternity!

I wish that the members of Southperry were transformed into equal teams of dogs, mice and cats so we could play a game of hide and go seek.

Granted but its sticky side gets stuck on your finger and it remains there for all of eternity!

I wish that the members of Southperry were transformed into equal teams of dogs, mice and cats so we could play a game of hide and go seek.

Granted, but the cats eat the mice, the dogs kill the cats, and Eos lasers the dogs because they're alive.
I wish that homework was abolished.

Granted, but the cats eat the mice, the dogs kill the cats, and Eos lasers the dogs because they're alive.
I wish that homework was abolished.

Granted but you now have 10x schoolwork.
I wish I wouldn't be bored as often.

Granted but you now have 10x schoolwork.
I wish I wouldn't be bored as often.

Granted, but you're now chased around by a troupe of feral monkeys banging saucepans on their heads.

 Spoiler

I'm actually fine with that corruption.

I wish I wouldn't be bored as often.

Granted, but you become 100% busy and then miss the days when you were bored.


I wish to make a game more addictive than Maplestory.