I just found a turtle outside

soup

Fucking loled

Are you in Texas legally?

Are you in Texas legally?

Yes.

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lol what a derp!

Jesus pineapple, that's adorable

Spiderman is now the new SP mascot.
GO GO GO GO GO.

Spiderman is now the new SP mascot.
GO GO GO GO GO.

>:l Nu im reserving that spot for targa.

>:l Nu im reserving that spot for targa.

If you have a pet polar bear that you have dressed up like a Targa, then show it.
You will have my complete respect, and fame throughout the world.

Please don't be stupid in my thread. Thanks.

The first picture was the only one that loaded at first and I laughed out loud because I thought this was a thread about a rock.

Well, I was outside, getting my haircut by my mom and suddenly I saw something in the distance move. I thought it was a huge bug or something because it was all dirty. But as I approached, I saw it was a turtle.

So, I grabbed it and gave it a nice home and washed it.

Was it a bowl cut? Was she using that very bucket?


Who lets their mom cut their hair

D'aww. Like it was said, take care of it and get lots, lots of lettuce.
I've had one many years ago, but she grew up too much and we had to give her to it's original family that is from a friend's house.

If you have a pet polar bear that you have dressed up like a Targa, then show it.
You will have my complete respect, and fame throughout the world.

*Goes off to find a Polar bear*

Was it a bowl cut? Was she using that very bucket?


Who lets their mom cut their hair

Nope, nope.

I do, because she studied for that.

I actually own two land turtles and 3 water turtles myself. (Well my family)
But you should find out first what kind it is.
Try seeing if he has coloured cheeks or not.
After that just google about what his eating habbits are and whats needed to keep him alive and well.

Good luck and trust me... Turtles are freaking awesome :3

In the amount of time Achilles takes to reach Spiderman, the pineappleer has left Achilles eating dust by moving ahead, though smaller, a definite distance. In his desperate attempt to not get drilled in the heel, the Greek hero pulled out all stops to dash forward, hoping to finally turn the table on our protagonist. Yet, justice prevails; Spiderman never fails to keep a lead ahead of poor Achilles despite him only taking a daily leisure stroll around Loose's backyard.
Defying logic, physics and common sense, Spiderman proudly snorts a loud cry of victory when Loose appears to pick him up for dinner.

I think it might be this one:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_tortoise

You should put a turtle in your game

You have to make a Spiderman turtle be an ally in the game.

Ahem.

People, it is Spider-Man. Not Spider Man. Not Spiderman. Spider-Man. Loose should obviously change his amazingly cute turtle's name to reflect this.

Thank you for your time.