Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted. Cupcakes for everyone except you.

I wish I didn't have to wish.

Granted, but you had to wish to make that wish.

I wish Fiel would would corrupt my wish.

Granted?

Give me Miley Cyrus.

granted, but you cannot have her till she is forty

i wish for more admin wishing in the wish thread

i wish for more admin wishing in the wish thread

Granted but they'll always corrupt your wishes.

I wish I could be admin too! f2

Granted but they'll always corrupt your wishes.

I wish I could be admin too! f2

It happens, but then Fiel peach slaps you.

I wish I was a pokemon.

It happens, but then Fiel peach slaps you.

I wish I was a pokemon.

Granted but your a Mudkip.

I wish to know how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Granted. All that wood is chucked at you.

I wish that I wasn't so laggy on MS.

Off-Topic: Does this really belong in the Speakeasy?

I wish that I wasn't so laggy on MS.

Granted but you affected the whole gMS servers thus making you're the only Mapler w/o lagging problem.

I wish I had two PCs!

Off-Topic: Does this really belong in the Speakeasy?

It doesn't matter.....

Wish granted, but one of those PCs confessed to you that he wants to be a Mac, with the usual cross-dressing deal and stuff.

I wish Fiel was actually a chinchilla.

Granted. He is now unable to type out his extractions, thus murduring Southperry and we all have to unwillingly move back to Sleepywood, Basilmarket, or MapleTip where our brains rot out.

I wish the person who grants this wish would not be able to make his or her wish.

Granted. He is now unable to type out his extractions, thus murduring Southperry and we all have to unwillingly move back to Sleepywood, Basilmarket, or MapleTip where our brains rot out.

I wish the person who grants this wish would not be able to make his or her wish.

Granted, but I found a magic lamp & I get to make a wish now.

I wish I didn't find this magic lamp the genie in it is a p3do

Granted, but I found a magic lamp & I get to make a wish now.

I wish I didn't find this magic lamp the genie in it is a p3do

Your wish is granted, and the genie, pissed off, turns you into a 3 year old and transfers you to Pedobear's house.

I wish for a good night's sleep wihtout something horrible happening halfway across the world, (or here for that matter.)

Your wish is granted, and the genie, pissed off, turns you into a 3 year old and transfers you to Pedobear's house.

I wish for a good night's sleep wihtout something horrible happening halfway across the world, (or here for that matter.)

Granted nothing bad ever happens any more insurance places go bankrupt there are so many people alive starvation kicks in and the world goes rampant with hunger.

I wish Chuck Norri's wasn't so amazing.

Granted, but Vegeta would take over the Amazing category with his 9000ness!

(My wish is a spoiler for those who haven't seen the end of TDI.)

 Spoiler

I wish that Gwen would have won TDI instead of Owen.

(My wish is a spoiler for those who haven't seen the end of TDI.)

 Spoiler

I wish that Gwen would have won TDI instead of Owen.

Granted but I don't know what the hell TDI is .

I wish everyday is Sunday!

Granted but I don't know what the hell TDI is .

I wish everyday is Sunday!

Granted but you have to go to church everyday. D:

I wish I had more free time.

I wish I had more free time.

Granted but you become bored.

I wish I could stockpiling chocolates!!

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Granted but you have to go to church everyday. D:

Well, I'm not Christian believer.

Wish granted, but there will be a really hot day, and all of that melted chocolate will flood your house.

I wish I can skin sheep for wool.

granted but you dont noe how to straighten it out

I wish for the enxt poster to eat cake

I wish for the enxt poster to eat cake

Granted, I like it and thanks to you.

I wish I owned Doraemon's pocket!