Apparently, I have a sexy voice. ITT : Post your voice!

A voice doesn't satisfy a girl.

...Unless it's deep enough to be on par with a subwoofer, then well you're either black or gifted.

I'd be worried if they were actually satisfied JUST with your voice, imagine the scene:

"Hello dear, I'm home!"
"Oh god yes, yes, MORE!"
"wat?"
"Keep talking, talk HARDER!"

I'd be worried if they were actually satisfied JUST with your voice, imagine the scene:

"Hello dear, I'm home!"
"Oh god yes, yes, MORE!"
"wat?"
"Keep talking, talk HARDER!"

Phone sex, without the phone, unheard of!? I think not

We should have a default text to be read.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vuTlk4AZfVqmeYoGn

A voice doesn't satisfy a girl.

...Unless it's deep enough to be on par with a subwoofer, then well you're either black or gifted.

My ex used to get.. oh god I don't know how to say this without getting a obscenity infraction from Eos.

My voice was like a super soaker to her

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vuTlk4AZfVqmeYoGn



My ex used to get.. oh god I don't know how to say this without getting a obscenity infraction from Eos.

My voice was like a super soaker to her

Nerdy, whiney and virginal? Sounds like she was a virgin killer.

 Spoiler

./troll

I'd be worried if they were actually satisfied JUST with your voice, imagine the scene:

"Hello dear, I'm home!"
"Oh god yes, yes, MORE!"
"wat?"
"Keep talking, talk HARDER!"

That actually sounds a bit like my girlfriend. She likes when I talk to her in different tones of voice and different languages. Apparently that turns her on :f6:

STOP POASTING, START VOICING

Hilarious with regards to his work "Guts."

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vc0IMGapo9wzNWNLL

Southperry, we need to have a group Vent/Skype/Sex/Rape sometime....

Southperry, we need to have a group Vent/Skype/Sex/Rape sometime....

That would be a complete clusterfuck. pun intended. But seriously though, all of those things would be awful.

That actually sounds a bit like my girlfriend. She likes when I talk to her in different tones of voice and different languages. Apparently that turns her on :f6:

Yes, yes, yes....oh god yes.
I mean This.

Seriously, it's just a another form of foreplay. Sheesh.

clearly all paths lead to sex with you guys

and like, the two girls

Better close the thread!

Sex is gross and I dislike seeing it anywhere. I must stay pure forever.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vJMQODl4ejxQgXq3K

May I say that I actually feared for my life while listening to this.

clearly all paths lead to sex with you guys

and like, the two girls

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Wut? There are no girls on Southperry.

baw... i was gonna record but apparently my laptop mic won't work =(

You say that like it's a bad thing.

is for this virgin

There are no girls

Fix'd

is for this virgin

Not for this one. ^_^

Not for this one. ^_^

oof

Don't let them get you down. Being a virgin is awesome.

None of your posts have blue pomegranate i can click on to hear voices.