Corrupt a wish thread!

I wish monkey's with type writers wrote Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet

Granted but the monkey with type writer gets dizzy 'cause of the long poem thus crumpled up the paperwork!

I wish I could make my own website!

Granted but the monkey with type writer gets dizzy 'cause of the long poem thus crumpled up the paperwork!

I wish I could make my own website!

[COLOR="Red"]
Granted but no one likes it!

I wish I didn't get run over last friday[/COLOR]

Granted instead u lose 10 years of your life to save you from the car or turck or w/e.

I wish the next poster got bacon and pancakles and a $5 coupon at McDonalds.

Granted, but McDonalds just went out of business! >.>

I wish for Pink Bean to pwn.

Granted, but it pwns you.

I wish Bacon was less of a pervert.

Granted. He is still a pervert. (and is going after you!)

I wish for pie.

Granted, but it's mine.

I wish I didn't have to corrupt wishes.

Granted, you're banned.

I wish I wasn't bored.

[COLOR="Red"]Granted, You'll be killed soon o_o

I wish I had a chocolate cake right now[/COLOR]

Wish granted, but the chocolate used is actually mud. Mud from pig baths.

I wish I never had to take showers.

Granted, now you have to take baths..

I wish it wasnt so cold in my house

granted but your still nippin

I wish pinocchio was a real boy

granted but your still nippin

I wish pinocchio was a real boy

Granted. Pinnochio is already a real boy: the President. Except his nose doesn't grow when he lies.

I wish for a can of PEPSI.

I wish for a can of PEPSI.

Granted but it wasn't good enough to share with all of us.

I wish for an Adobe Photoshop CS4 Extended(original copy; not torrent or keygen)!

Granted but it wasn't good enough to share with all of us.

I wish for an Adobe Photoshop CS4 Extended(original copy; not torrent or keygen)!

Granted but the government still arrests you for downloading music.

I wish Nexon had better customer support.

Granted they help every1 but u...

I wish for a skunk crod.

Granted they help every1 but u...

I wish for a skunk crod.

Granted. A skunk appears and before you can run away it sprays you right inside the house, which is then burned down by your neighbors to save civilization. Due to the stench you are ostracized by the community and live an empty and unfulfilled life all alone.

I wish for a slice of pie.

I wish for a slice of pie.

Granted but that skunks re-appeared and stole your pie.

I wish I had the fastest internet connection in the world!

Granted but that skunks re-appeared and stole your pie.

I wish I had the fastest internet connection in the world!

Granted, ur internet is so fast u accidentally download a virus that makes your comp very slow.

I wish for 50 cupcakes for every1.

Granted. Cupcakes for everyone except you.

I wish I didn't have to wish.