Describe the User above you...

^Who doesn't?
< Should be doing homework
v Is dead

^ no i'm not o_O
< currently at work
v should be doing something productive instead of looking at this thread

^true
<should be doing homework as well
v is doing homework like a good little boy/girl

^ o dang
< just kidding
V doesn't think I'm kidding [which I'm not]

^ NOT KIDDING
< Is under the "influence"
V Not getting laid right now

^ Oh strawberry, how you know?!
< Bored, should study but wants to grind as well
V Does have time for grinding but doesn't want to (BAAAD 8r)

^ Oh strawberry, how you know?!
< Bored, should study but wants to grind as well
V Does have time for grinding but doesn't want to (BAAAD 8r)

[SIZE="2"]^ Is right. New filter? (strawberry)
< Is bored too, and hungry but to lazy to go make some food.
V Is weird and probably someone I know.[/SIZE]

[COLOR="Red"]^ Doesn't know me
< 7 am before school >;3
V might be jerking off[/COLOR]

^Is the one whose jerking off
<Is not jerking off
VJerks off to pictures of Michael Jackson

^Wrong person.
< Attempting to get 1,000 posts.
v Probably someone I know.

^ succeeded on your goal
< knows ClawofBeta
V knows ClawofBeta too?

^ Knows me, kinda
< Knows of CoB and his great welcome speeches
v Wants to read one of CoB's welcome speeches

^Hell no
<Should be fapping
V Is fapping, or about to.

^ Tells to much information
< We'll see what happens
v Didn't feel a need to know the last post before this or this one

^has an amazing avatar
<is lonely at times >.>
Vwill rape Shawn Johnston then kidnap Sean Johnson

^ I'm not Claw!
< Not ClawofBeta
V Is ClawofBeta?

^Yup
<Is ClawofBeta
v Will not be ClawofBeta

^really is in love with Sean Johnson but is insecure
<Hates people with rat faces
VWill view the I Can has cheezburger post

[COLOR="Red"]^Chinchilla hater
< 2:22 am right now asdfsaf o.o
v is a pedo[/COLOR]

^ Is actually the pedo.
< Just leveled to 51<3
V Better congratulate me!