Hi, I'm God

Wrong, it's 42! I thought God knew everything!?

You're thinking of the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

Oh, I just figured out my question for you!

Is the world similar to Scribblenauts from your perspective? If you don't know what I'm talking about, Scribblenauts is a game for the Nintendo DS that has the player solve various puzzles and complete tasks by using a notepad that can magically poof anything into existence. It's sort of like Garry's Mod, but with more options and worse graphics.

Also, if the world is like Scribblenauts for you, then do you ever get bored because every one of your desires is fulfilled the moment you even begin to wish for it, or do you also have the ability to prevent your own desires from coming into reality so that you can feel some sense of accomplishment when you fulfill your wishes without the use of your Godly powers?

You're thinking of the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

Exactly, so the answer is 42!

So, like, how does heaven work? Do we get a house? How big is the house? And what if my tiger is in heaven? But my tiger LOVES eating humans? Would you remove him, thus making me unhappy? Or you would prohibit my tiger from eating humans, thus making him unhappy?

There is no heaven or hell, only the transfer of energy and consciousness that isn't limited to organisms.

Blasphemy!

I didn't know you were a woman.
Come to think of it, things make sense now.

I'm an entity.

My only question..

Why?

Evolution is the culprit here. I simply started the energy to start life, I cannot predict it, and I don't like to involve myself in it. It's all a fascinating process. During the early stages I felt it was necessary to involve myself, but people took my presence the wrong way, in fact made up stories of my intentions. After they killed an innocent man who only intention was to give good will, I felt it was my time to step back and let you all be your own boss.

God if you're all powerful and "good" why do you let evil exist in the world?

Can you make an immovable object?

Evil is a manifestation of the basic emotions every living creature has, greed to create a will to live. I cannot take this away, as it has more importance than negative repercussions. However the consciousness and energy of that person would be heavy with guilt, fragile with instability, it would severely limit the options of the transfer of energy. I guess you can say that is hell, living a million lives in less than a second as their energy could not hold any amount of stability. Eventually the energy would pass on, and they would reach the stability once again.

And I myself am an immovable object, fortunately my structure can change, but there is no energy that can match nor surpass my own.

Exactly, so the answer is 42!

She forgot to carry the 14 in the 34th million line in the data. The answer to life is Cthulhu, the meaning is to survive.

They told KhainiWest he could become anything... so he became a god.

Are you trolling?

I want my job back.

Thanks.

Are you trolling?

It's not really trolling, I'm not antagonizing anyone, I'm just having fun with some perspective.

Why haven't you answered my question yet? I feel left out.

It's not really trolling, I'm not antagonizing anyone, I'm just having fun with some perspective.

lol okay.

Oh, I just figured out my question for you!

Is the world similar to Scribblenauts from your perspective? If you don't know what I'm talking about, Scribblenauts is a game for the Nintendo DS that has the player solve various puzzles and complete tasks by using a notepad that can magically poof anything into existence. It's sort of like Garry's Mod, but with more options and worse graphics.

Also, if the world is like Scribblenauts for you, then do you ever get bored because every one of your desires is fulfilled the moment you even begin to wish for it, or do you also have the ability to prevent your own desires from coming into reality so that you can feel some sense of accomplishment when you fulfill your wishes without the use of your Godly powers?

The difference between these two concepts is time, everything I create requires time to be created. During the passing of time I see many changes, and manipulating the smallest details can create the most diverse changes. It's a constant experiment, and rewarding results, the best part is seeing whats in between those two points. So I rarely get bored. Not to mention I experience all types of entertainment created by my own creations, from the explosions to a star, to watching House on weekdays.

Which religion is right, or closest to the truth?

How many times you have recreated life (like killing dinosaurs and creating the mammal age) and how many planets have life in them?

And How did Chuck Norris to won a fight against you if you are the inmovable object and the unstoppable force, Is Chuck Norris a singularity if thats the case?

OH and Uniron and Primus exists?

Is it wrong if I post a picture of optimus prime above my bed and pray to him every night.

Why haven't you bowed before me yet?

She forgot to carry the 14 in the 34th million line in the data. The answer to life is Cthulhu, the meaning is to survive.

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Is it wrong if I post a picture of optimus prime above my bed and pray to him every night.

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Which religion is right, or closest to the truth?

None. Anyone who worships me for creating them looks no more silly than ants worshiping humans for being created in an ant farm.

How many times you have recreated life (like killing dinosaurs and creating the mammal age) and how many planets have life in them?

And How did Chuck Norris to won a fight against you if you are the inmovable object and the unstoppable force, Is Chuck Norris a singularity if thats the case?

OH and Uniron and Primus exists?

The only ones recently that I can recall are the dinosaurs, followed by the ice age. There were also the Namakian's.

Is it wrong if I post a picture of optimus prime above my bed and pray to him every night.

Not at all, everyone needs a hero.

Why haven't you bowed before me yet?

If you happen to die it was a typo.