So I Moan in Bed.

Note: This is a completely serious thread.

With no girls, or anything, without me being sexually aroused, or anything.

My roommate is right now literally moving my bed out of the room (3 room suite, I'm apparently going to sleep in the main room) as we speak because he's pissed off at hell at how much I moan.

I offered buying him earplugs, but he's like "No goddammit you're sleeping outside tonight."

I can't Google it, as you can imagine.

How do I stop this?

That's hot.

Now for the actual point of this thread, which I idiotically forgot to include.

How do I stop this?

I'll be pissed as well.

Do you know why you do this? Pain?

Maybe it's like a snoring thing?

I'll be pissed as well.

Do you know why you do this? Pain?

No idea. I don't even remember my dreams, either.

My bed is now in the main room.

Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top~

Have you recorded yourself while sleeping?

You probably have night terrors. They sound ridiculously like moaning but you're actually groaning because of bad thoughts in your sub-conscious that you can't always have memory of.

What the hell? :f6: Um.....is it that you're subconsciously reacting to your dreams?

Inb4 it gets moved to Shenanigans

LolWikipedia but it really gives the most clear information on it. Other sites will just complicate things for you. My friend had sleep/night terrors for quite some time. Explain this to them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_terror

Have you recorded yourself while sleeping?

My friend did once. It was kinda hilarious, I must admit.

You probably have night terrors. They sound ridiculously like moaning but you're actually groaning because of bad thoughts in your sub-conscious that you can't always have memory of.

It sure sounded more like moaning. Anyways, the wikipedia article is completely different from my symptoms.

How long has this been occurring?

Maybe you're still having wet dreams.

You might have a respiratory disorder, like sleep apnea.

So moaning like sick or moaning like orgasmic?

Nothing is wrong with you. It is your roommate who is the one at fault. Hatch elaborate plans to kick him out without knowing that you were the one orchestrating his departure. Launch passive-aggressive tactics to make him feel unwelcome and psychological unrest while he is sleeping when you are not around.

Maybe you're still having wet dreams.

LF>

This thread is hot.

Pretty much like snoring,you can't stop it lol
Try recording yourself sleep though just to see how bad it is:V.