Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but it's in your mouth. And your mouth is covered up with duct tape. And your hands are tied behind your back.

I wish for the person who is going to corrupt this wish is going to post after me.

I was going to grant your wish, but I asked a magic 8 ball and it said ask again later so i guess your wish goes ungranted for the time being

i wish people didnt try so hard to end the thread with impossible to corrupt wishes

Granted, but the game becomes really boring.

I wish for

uh..... okay you get your but it somehow kills you just like every other damn thing in this thread >> (seriously more originality plox)

I wish for more originality plox.

Granted. A cow falls out of the sky and squishes you.

i wish for a clown riding a unicycle that is juggling 7 and a half bowling pins

Granted, your body has been severed into 8 pieces, it hurt a lot. Those eight pieces were then transformed into bowling pins. Have fun being juggled :3

I wish that the next wisher wouldn't corrupt my wish when i wish that I could fly.

Granted, your body has been severed into 8 pieces, it hurt a lot. Those eight pieces were then transformed into bowling pins. Have fun being juggled :3

I wish that the next wisher wouldn't corrupt my wish when i wish that I could fly.

Granted. You eventually get too tired, though, fall asleep, and fall out of the sky.

I wish that I had a Large Hadron Collider.

you ruined my wish just by the fact there was no clown or unicycle involved

Granted. You eventually get too tired, though, fall asleep, and fall out of the sky.

I wish that I had a Large Hadron Collider.

Granted, but you don't have enough electricity to power the damn thing.

I wish for chinchillas!

Granted, but you don't have enough electricity to power the damn thing.

I wish for chinchillas!

Granted but these chinchillas come with rabies and they can run up to 155 miles per hour.


I wish to make Shawn Johnson my slave.

Wish granted. However, she only serves you for one millesecond.

I wish threads like these don't pop up.

Granted but these chinchillas come with rabies and they can run up to 155 miles per hour.


I wish to make Shawn Johnson my slave.

granted, but she gains 100 pounds and cant move very fast anymore

i wish my ankle would stop hurting

[COLOR="Red"]Now your other ankle hurts.

I wish I never got another headache.[/COLOR]

Wish granted, but those headaches reoccur in the form of toothaches.

I wish college was free.

[COLOR="Red"]Other people get in before you.

I wish everything was free.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Red"]Other people get in before you.

I wish everything was free.[/COLOR]

Granted, but a crook gets a free gun and shoots you in the kneecap

I wish men got periods too

Granted. They got a lot.

 Males, lookie here!

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I wish for the next poster to have his/her wish corrupted.

im corrupting ur wish by the fact im not making a wish in this exact post

i wish for.. a broken whoopie cushion

Granted... But the cushion is set on fire by an arsonist.

I wish FOR A GREAT DEPRESSION!

I wish that NX was free.