IIT we talk about things that even in Pokemon you find silly

Since there appears to be no animals in pokemon do the people eat meat? If so is it pokemon meat.......I suddenly have a hunger for milktank burger.

Do pokemon eat other pokemon? in some of the dex entries they say they grab there prey with sharp claws or something along those lines You cant tell me Salemence eats only berries there's just no way

Apparently, Farfetch'd meat is a delicacy in the anime.

^Yeah, I think they mentioned in a few places that Farfetch'd is endangered because people keep cooking them with the delicious leeks that they carry.

For everything else, it's all mystery meat.

I wanna know if Arons commonly cannibalize each other, since they eat and are (judging by their appearances) made out of iron. I also want to know whether eating Ho-Oh will make me immortal. And and and what that ice cream pokemon tastes like.

Ash's age can easily be explained by his being the target of both Mew's and Mewtwo's psychic attacks in the first movie, that blast obviously froze his genes solid and made him invulnerable to senescence.

^ And then Mewtwo wiped everyones memory, it fits perfectly!

Ash: I think I'm still growing but I can't seem to remember how old I am.

"Your 10!"
Ash: Oh yeah!

Someone's gonna have to explain to me why ghost moves don't work on normal types!

A better question would be why Bite didn't work on ghosts back in RBGY and then later became a move that was super effective on ghosts.

I still want to know why Jasmine's Steelix knew Sunny Day in GSC.

I still want to know why Jasmine's Steelix knew Sunny Day in GSC.

Because she would always brighten up my day.

Because she would always brighten up my day.

This was extremely sweet. I did a loud d'awwww in real life. And she's my favorite gym leader too, so this really just made me smile more. Thanks for that, Felix, you're such a smooth talker.

Because she would always brighten up my day.

And Kyle with the win.

Thanks to that Magikarp video I got a new crazy thought. Has there ever been a comic drawn to represent the extremely silly fact that in-game it's possible to turn a harmless Magikarp into a Pokemon capable of one shotting even the god of all Pokemon (aka Arceus) and under Swift Swim is fast enough to make Magikarp faster than Quickman on crack? I mean, there's just so many things wrong with that one thought alone. Even more silly is a beefed up Magikarp using BOUNCE to kill Legendary tier pokemon. Does Magikarp magically fall on the opponent with the force of a small moon or something?

The majority of attacks in the game, were they real, would inflict very serious cases of...death. I mean really, Flamethrower, Acid Spray, various types of Slash, and the worst offenders are the one-hit KO moves. If that Rhydon just used Horn Drill on you, I'm pretty sure you just got impaled. Let's not even start on Guillotine...

Also, battling in buildings etc where you would have no business using attacks like Earthquake.

inb4 Nurse Joy.

Edit: How could I forget, I was thinking about this just yesterday. Given how powerful Pokemon are...

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[SIZE="7"]WHY THE FLYING pineapple DO THEY LET KIDS IN pineappleING DAYCARE OWN AND BATTLE WITH POKEMON?! [/SIZE] Can you imagine a temperamental preschooler with a Charmander?

Forget school shootings it or bomb threats will just be some kid saying "I'm bringing my Gyarados to school and having it use outrage".

BATTLE SUBWAY. BETTER IDEA THAN BATTLING ON AN OPEN ARENA.