Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted. Your house gets so cramped with air it explodes.

I wish I was not never dead.

Granted. Your house gets so cramped with air it explodes.

I wish I was not never dead.

Granted, but you're double negative reverses the intention of your wish, thus causing you to wish you were always dead.

I wish for a reality check.

Granted, but you're double negative reverses the intention of your wish, thus causing you to wish you were always dead.

I wish for a reality check.

Granted, but I misread and accidentally put you on the reality show "I Love Money" forever.

I wish that my computer was edible.

Granted, but I misread and accidentally put you on the reality show "I Love Money" forever.

I wish that my computer was edible.

Granted, but you ate the fan, choked on the dust, and died.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but you ate the fan, choked on the dust, and died.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but I gave you a piece of a rock.
I wish for lots of candy.

Granted. It's out...sold out.

I wish for oxygen.

Granted. You get put in a tank of pure oxygen, then a spark comes and you blow up.

I wish for a tasty choco chip cuuki.

For both: You eat all the stuff you are given, have cavities, and are shunned by all.

I wish for a magical leoplurawhatever.

Granted,due to a lack of food it dies

I wish for ice cream for the next poster.

Granted,due to a lack of food it dies

I wish for ice cream for the next poster.

Granted. It was quite yummy.

I wish for pizza for the 12th poster after me.

Granted. It was quite yummy.

I wish for pizza for the 12th poster after me.

Granted, but he/she throws it at your face.
I wish that you would stop wishing.

Granted.

I hope that the next poster gets cake

Granted, but I don't share any with you!!!!

I wish that I had z0mg's avatar.

Granted, you download it and realize it has virus embedded.

I wish for more cowbell

Granted now u have one more

I wish the next ten posters has a cupcake...all of em

granted, dear god im diabetic, what have you done

i wish someone would explain quantum physics to me.

granted, dear god im diabetic, what have you done

i wish someone would explain quantum physics to me.

granted, but they dont know what it is, and you fail a test.
I wish no diseases existed in the world, no problems ever arised, and could never arise, and the world was at peace, with no war.

Granted... the sun dies

I wish for the next poster to get millions of pounds of ice cream

Granted... the sun dies

I wish for the next poster to get millions of pounds of ice cream

Granted.
I wish Southperry.net/forums was Amherst.net/forums

Granted, but I throw it on you and you die from the combination of diabetes from trying to eat your way out and lack of oxygen.

I wish that pirates were out in gMS, weren't all glitched up, weren't nerfed, everything related to pirates were fine, nobody had to do anything to obtain access to the pirate job, the prices for things related to pirates didn't inflate dramatically, the rest of gMS was improved, and that with the release of pirates, there would be a bunch of new training spots that pirates could use so normal place wouldn't be crowded beyond belief.

Beat that.

Edit: DAMN YOU JOHNNYWUP. Here's your wish corrupted:

Granted, but nobody notices that and nobody bothers to try to find it again, and thus, amherst.net/forums dies, so it gets changed back to southperry.net/forums.

granted, scrolls dont inflate as they will already be around 200mil for a 60%(inflation is increase in prices, cant have increase if there isnt a price atm) plus they ip ban you because of autodetect, just for poops and giggles

I wish people would stop making dumb wishes, and start coming up with ideas that they think are cool wishes again.