Post scandalous facts about the previous poster

^likes to cover himself with honey and ketchup and tells people he's Sweet Baby Ray.

Was once caught in a motel room passed out drunk with several convicted arsonists and an escort playing a game of Sorry! and watching Barney reruns.

That sort of happened last weekend but the game was Monopoly.

^Wears socks to bed. So scandalous.

*Still in shock about it*

^Wears socks to bed. So scandalous.

*Still in shock about it*

HE'S A MOTHERFUCKING BRO-ITE

^Wears socks to bed. So scandalous.

*Still in shock about it*

^looks for pillows all day and all night.

Talk about shocking!

^looks for pillows all day and all night.

Talk about shocking!

Eats apples ALL DAY EVERY DAY and STILL has to go to the doctor.

^like to wear a purple wig and eat Nutella with a straw.

^Enjoys the company of inumerable troll dolls and secretly wishes to have hair just like them.

^ is a troll doll.

^ thinks this thread is bad
< think this thread is bad
v thinks this thread is bad

^Exists for the purpose of ruining this thread

^ is doing it wrong

EDIT: ninja'd

^ has an unoriginal avatar

^Has an original avatar, but in bacon bikinis. WTH

^Secretly prays away his sins.

^Knows that I'm secret, invisible moderator for sake of being secret and invisible.

^Sent Anthony Weiner photos of his crotch to send girls online.

[INDENT]^Sent Anthony Weiner photos of his crotch to send girls online. [/INDENT]

^
His signature is a list of things he has had sexual interaction with.

I can't believe I got warned for this. Oh well.

^Had a dream where he was riding on road 66 with noodlemonster and ice tea bottle.

^Had a dream where he was riding on road 66 with noodlemonster and ice tea bottle.

First time he wore beer goggles he snorted crack off some cleavage. In the morning he found it was a mans cleavage.

^ is female (and their name is a horrible/wonderful pun)