Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted now it wouldnt rain for years in your place

i wish world peace
(try your best with this one)

i wish world peace

Grants you no world hate, without hate, you wouldn't even realize there is peace =]

I wish Goals would pay lunch .

Granted but now lunch tastes like crap, always.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Granted but then you would work yourself to death

i wish i wasn't so dumb

Granted but you're so smart, you become bored and kill yourself.

I wish I had a blue silk pillow.

OH hey it's this thread.

Granted, but the pillow was filled with Africanized bees and eventually give you thousands of stings.

I wish for a sandwich. No turning me into a sandwich, no zombie or possessed sandwich, no dry bread, no moldy/poisonous ingredients whatsoever, just enough condiments for flavoring, and an olive with toothpick on top.

granted but you accidently dropped it on the floor

i wish world domination

Granted but the world you have dominion over is Uranus.

I wish I could sleep.

Okay you can sleep but you you have bed bugs and can only fall asleep on your current bed for the rest of your life@@

I wish I could could have cool superhero powers.

granted you cool super powers are you can glow in the dark and you have stink powers

i wish life wasn't so unfair

Granted, you now live in Soviet-era communist Russia. Theoretically, everyone gets their fair share!

I wish, I wish I was a fish!

Granted, but you're now endangered. Also heavily hunted. Sadfais.

I wish that my pencil lead never breaks (oh the woes of a mechanical pencil).

Okay, but your eraser on that pencil is used up. No eraser. !

I wish oh wish that I lived forever and was immune to disease and attacks.

Edit: AND I have massive regenerative powers so being blind or anything or losing a limb SOMEHOW or cancer would go away.

Okay, but your eraser on that pencil is used up. No eraser. !

I wish oh wish that I lived forever and was immune to disease and attacks.

Edit: AND I have massive regenerative powers so being blind or anything or losing a limb SOMEHOW or cancer would go away.

The zombie apocolypse occurs and you're eatin alive it seems on a daily basis.

I wish for inner peace

The zombie apocolypse occurs and you're eatin alive it seems on a daily basis.

I wish for inner peace

 Spoiler

Bump. Bored at work

Granted, but your inner peace shows out as a "I don't give a f'uck" attitude to other people, slowly corrupting all your relationships and human contacts leaving you all alone. But you don't care, because you don't give a pineapple.

I wish I was a timelord.

 Spoiler

Bump. Bored at work

Granted, but your inner peace shows out as a "I don't give a f'uck" attitude to other people, slowly corrupting all your relationships and human contacts leaving you all alone. But you don't care, because you don't give a pineapple.

I wish I was a timelord.

Granted, but something unoriginal happens, like your mother falls in love with you or something and then you disappear because you don't exist anymore.

I wish for an appropriate siggy.

I wish for a job
also for world peace

Granted, but something unoriginal happens, like your mother falls in love with you or something and then you disappear because you don't exist anymore.

I wish for an appropriate siggy.

Granted. but it's appropriately matched with the new porn avatar you have, and gets you banned.

I wish that I had a better car.

"I wish for a job also for world peace "

Granted, the world signs a peace treaty but the next day you are hired to start a war..

I wish that I had a better car.

Granted but your car becomes self aware and refuses to let you drive it anymore.

I wish that everyone on the globe except for me changed into a furry.

Everybody gets killed except for you.

I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala.