Post scandalous facts about the previous poster

^Is attracted to shiny objects.

^ Has IT backwards

^ Has IT backwards

Flirts with me on facebook.

^ Has delusional dreams of making out with a pony.

^ secretly came here from mapletip.

^ secretly came here from SPACE!

^ knows me too well... Almost stalker like

^Gets excited when is being stalked

^ sometimes wets the bed

^ Some say that he's terrified of ducks,
and that there's an airport in Russia named after him.

^ once slept with a male comic book salesman for the opportunity to steal a few rare x-men issues

^ once slept with a male comic book salesman for the opportunity to steal a few rare x-men issues

Sends postcards of his toenail clippings to his senator.

^ isn't actually Mute.

^ isn't actually Mute.

Yet, anyways.

^ Hates everything

^ shares his name with an informal name for the bathroom/toilet.

^Likes to set his hair on fire then puts it out with mayo.

^ is actually Cleverbot.

^Once tried to buy an expensive watch, but was told he wasn't classy enough to purchase it.

^Has a badge made by the best person ever.