Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but you stole it from Calvin, and he sues you for stealing.
I wish I had a piece of pie.

Granted. You are walking about town, minding your own business, and then a member of the Voluntary Human Extinction Society shoves a pie into your face.

I wish I had a 12-gauge Double-Barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line!

Granted. You are walking about town, minding your own business, and then a member of the Voluntary Human Extinction Society shoves a pie into your face.

I wish I had a 12-gauge Double-Barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line!

2slow.

ZYXWVUT - Granted, not only do you not have a peice of pie you do not have anything at all including your life.

Quantact - Granted but it breaks.

I wish a miracle will happen and nexon actually finishes all their future patches server check and maintenences on time.

ZYXWVUT - Granted, not only do you not have a peice of pie you do not have anything at all including your life.

Quantact - Granted but it breaks.

I wish a miracle will happen and nexon actually finishes all their future patches server check and maintenences on time.

Granted but the patches suck.

I with the 41 claw 30% I bought before the deflation would be back up to 40m. =[ (RIP 820M)

Granted, but you forgot a 0 and sell them for 4m each, ouch.

I wish my other wish still came true and that the patches no longer suck.

Granted, but you forgot a 0 and sell them for 4m each, ouch.

I wish my other wish still came true and that the patches no longer suck.

Granted, they're 5 minute patches with no content.

I wish................................................................................................................for a life.

[COLOR="Red"]You spend all of your time typing dots.

I wish dogs could talk like humans.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Red"]You spend all of your time typing dots.

I wish dogs could talk like humans.[/COLOR]

Granted, but they speak a language you don't understand.

I wish for a brain.

Wish granted, but the brain that you get is from a long-time alcoholic and crack addict.

I wish I can scratch my back with my toes.

Granted, but you have to break your foot off to do that.

I wish for some chocolate

[COLOR="Red"]"Chocolate"....*grins*

I wish I had be a penny for every stupid comment ever said on this planet.[/COLOR]

Wish granted, but the stacks of penny builds a replica of Abraham Lincoln, which curses you for bringing him back.

I wish I had a slurpee machine.

Granted. It's destroyed.

I wish that Fiel created a filter for the b-word.

Granted now it filters pineapple,b-word,cakes,bananas,1337 and the phrase "i wish".

I wissh for eggs

granted. It's the mint dragon egg.

I wish for pizza.

granted. It's the mint dragon egg.

I wish for pizza.

Granted, it's a plastic pizza.

I wish I was married to Tia Kai, and we would never get a divorce.

[COLOR="Red"]You get assassinated by a jealous nerd. (Nice choice btw.)

I wish for an unlimited supply of untainted Mountain Dew.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Red"]You get assassinated by a jealous nerd. (Nice choice btw.)

I wish for an unlimited supply of untainted Mountain Dew.[/COLOR]

Granted, but the overdose of caffeine kills you.

I wish Tia Kai, KT So, and I were all in bed at once.

[COLOR="Red"]You're tied down, and they're not including you, and you can't do anything about it.


I wish...the fourth Eragon book was out.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Red"]You're tied down, and they're not including you, and you can't do anything about it.


I wish...the fourth Eragon book was out.[/COLOR]

Granted. It's out...sold out.

I wish for oxygen.