The wall of STEEL!

I call upon, THE EMOTICON NINJA!!!!!! [|:|] The Emoticon Ninja bombards the dragon with 15000 attacks doing 2 damage each in a time span of 1 second. I then use my Shoop Da Whoop cannon on the wall. While all this is happening, my pet owl, Pekpek, does a combination of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick and Captain Falcon's, FALCAWN PAAAAAAAWNCHI on the wall!!!!!!!!!!! And finally, I steal Magus' Banhammer and smack the wall 9001+1337 times with the Banhammer, then I safely escape onto my rubber floating platform, to save myself from the live plugs, then EN and Pekpek follow me on. Finally, I escape to my own dimension where I eat chicken curry with EN and Pekpek with Dr. Pepper to drink, and play SSBB for the next several turns.

*Walks by ignoring the wall completely*

Tymen.

I make the Wall lose the game and rick roll it all at once.
I win.

This thread is pretty old.

Ohlol. Didn't notice the bump. D;

I licked it.