Original League of Legends (LoL) Thread

From the days of yore, before all you Southperricans showed up with LoL threads and whatnot, I had a group of irl friends whom which we played LoL together. And from those games, we made friends with other randoms and whatnot.

I just had a game with a 5-man team from a friend who had three times as many games under his sleeves than I do. I went with Ashe just to keep things simple. Shyt was just awesome, with so many close calls and team fights and whatnot! Cho'Gath, AP Ryze (wut), Ashe, Support/AP Lux, Gangplank vs. Brand, Jungle Warwick, Miss Fortune, Roaming Evelynn, Tank Maokai. Here's some stuff of particular note:

-- I baited their jungling Warwick into attacking me with his pal MF around. Sure, all my allies were visible on their map, but I had Flash, and kited him to death, taking his red buff.
-- I was maintaining bottom lane and farming when I saw a fight break out in mid. Warwick gets away with less than 100 HP. I took a blind shot in the fog of war with THE ARROW OF DOOM!!! and scored xD Needless to say he wasn't very happy about it.
-- Our Gangplank proves why Warwick shouldn't pick a fight with him. He consistently solos and kills Warwick at all phases of the game. (Tankwick with AS vs. AD GP)
-- Maokai, their primary tank, decided it would be funny to try and kill me while I was defending top. Sure I was squishy, but I just toughed it out and summoned my team. He couldn't shake my slow-lock, and died a slow but horrible death.
-- The other team successfully grabs Baron three times, but twice they nearly wiped while duking it out at our base. The third time we went all or nothing at Baron, and destroyed everyone but Warwick. Before-hand, we had a little discussion and agreed that Evelynn needed to die, then changed the focus order to MF/Brand, Warwick, Maokai. Communication goes a long way dudes >_>

Lost a ranked game due to a leaver/feeder.

Doesn't connect until 21 minutes in, tries to farm, overextends, and basically throws their team the game. -_-

we had a little discussion and agreed that Evelynn needed to die

Having been on both sides of the matter, focusing Eve makes you lose teamfights, just because you end up ignoring all the enemy teams damage dealers who go on to kill you all.
Day before yesterday i went 11/6 on Eve. Yeah i popped out on your heimer with my team near, yeah you all ulted me to kill me, but you forgot about 14/2 Cassiopeia destroying you while you did it.

Having been on both sides of the matter, focusing Eve makes you lose teamfights, just because you end up ignoring all the enemy teams damage dealers who go on to kill you all.
Day before yesterday i went 11/6 on Eve. Yeah i popped out on your heimer with my team near, yeah you all ulted me to kill me, but you forgot about 14/2 Cassiopeia destroying you while you did it.

Part of what makes Eve amazing against unorganized teams is the fact that she's such an aggro magnet.

 First game

Nice game for this one; we pretty much dominated.

 Enemy Vlad gone wild

The entire game was mostly focused on countering Vlad. Boy he was scary. I don't even know how he nearly snowballed into getting 300+ AP at the beginning of the mid-game phase, even though he wasn't carrying. How the hell did he farm so much? Took at least 2 people to take him down whenever we wanted to gank him.

In the end, despite the scary Vlad, we still won.

@enemy vlad gone wild:
Soul shroud amumu on the enemy team? o.o

edit: LOL and their soraka was building the FoN! How backwards.

UGH. Random match making sucks ass. I'm tired of playing with people that have no idea what they're doing. People should add me and play with me.

UGH. Random match making sucks ass. I'm tired of playing with people that have no idea what they're doing. People should add me and play with me.

IGN?
and/or add BrockFcknSamson

-Snipity- Communication goes a long way dudes >_>

True Story.

If your team comunication sucks, prepare to lose.

Having been on both sides of the matter, focusing Eve makes you lose teamfights, just because you end up ignoring all the enemy teams damage dealers who go on to kill you all.
Day before yesterday i went 11/6 on Eve. Yeah i popped out on your heimer with my team near, yeah you all ulted me to kill me, but you forgot about 14/2 Cassiopeia destroying you while you did it.

The other part about Eve is that if left unchecked, any enemy champion that she kills or assists in killing gives her massive healing. That's just asking for trouble letting her live. Of course we aren't going to ignore the other damage dealers, but we get what we can take.

And it's their problem if they let certain champs get out of control.

UGH. Random match making sucks ass. I'm tired of playing with people that have no idea what they're doing. People should add me and play with me.

Maybe you should stop being afk/playing in 5-mans for once.

Coincidentally I just picked up Evelynn again after not having played her for a while. Started out kind of rough because I was laning against Jax and Shaco and they kept hopping on me or using Shiv. So I just stuck to farming until I went and ganked the mid Yi and upgraded my items. After that it was a breeze. Stacked Mejai quickly, the Yi was really bad and later on it was basically "If I catch you, you die."
Punished Jax for buying an Oracle. End score 15/5/10 when they surrendered.

Although I had worse luck in my game as MF. My team surrendered by 20 minutes with me having the most kills (3) because our Cho was absolutely brutal. Died 8 times by the time we surrendered. You'd think if you're dying that much maybe switch lanes or stay by your turret? And he had that Gentleman skin too. Talk about a waste when you're pomegranate with that champ.

@enemy vlad gone wild:
Soul shroud amumu on the enemy team? o.o

edit: LOL and their soraka was building the FoN! How backwards.

Ikr? I don't even know what their Amumu was doing, to be honest. The performance gap between me and him was obvious by mid-game, in terms of who was building Amumu the right way. He couldn't survive a mere 2-3 seconds in teamfights, to be honest.

 Smurfing fun from last night

Rammus is so fun to use on unsuspecting low levels. =D The second game, though, was quite sad. We got their bottom tower before the 5 minute mark unopposed, and by 15 minutes, we were up to their base turrets. Wt'f was the other team thinking?! Though for both games, my friends and I did very well all around that the other team had to call it quits very early because we were pretty much killing anything and everything at will.

 Spoiler

Died so many times trying to help out teammates and then having twitch appear to help kill me.
Also if i appeared in teamfights everyone shifted targets to me lol >_<

Teammates were just bleh though. All 3 of them wanted to Jungle, eventually making Xin change summoners and the Shaco change to Veigar. He told me once we were in lane that he wasnt very good with Veigar, and even after me telling him to last hit with Q to build AP he never did so he wasnt that bursty.
I bought oracles twice. Mainly because they put down loads of pink wards and to catch out twitch if he was out of place. Lost them both due to being targeted as soon as i popped out, and my teammates said 'let one of us buy oracle we are tankier' yet they never did o.o

Wt'f was the other team thinking?!

Maybe they were actually new players ..

I'm here to tease Corn about our revenge game and our sad, sad loss.

First game I'll admit I played TERRIBLY. Like, most terrible game I ever had.

Second game I had a power outrage (LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG BOOM POWER OUTRAGE). How did that game turn out? I know we loss (someone told me), but how exactly? We were one inhibitor up O_O.

Going to host a revenge of the revenge game in a few minutes if anyone wants to join.

First game I'll admit I played TERRIBLY. Like, most terrible game I ever had.

Second game I had a power outrage (LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG BOOM POWER OUTRAGE). How did that game turn out? I know we loss (someone told me), but how exactly? We were one inhibitor up O_O.

Going to host a revenge of the revenge game in a few minutes if anyone wants to join.

We kinda threw the game the way we were acting. A few bad team fights, can't remember if you were there or not at that point. They were knocking on the front door when you fully disconnected. :<

Just played a game with Anthony.

I was jungle Amumu, he was Corki. I knew the game was going to be tough when I saw a Karthus and a Twitch. They both snowballed pretty hard, though we were able to catch Twitch out of position at times.

Had a good early game, as I pulled a double kill on my first gank. But things went against us as Karthus and Twitch started racking up a lot of kills. We decided to call it quits surrender after we lost another bad teamfight around the 30 minute mark.

RampageZerg [17:29:49]: i think u gay
RampageZerg [17:29:57]: and just asked u have boyfriend or not
RampageZerg [17:30:20]: u really so stupid gaay
RampageZerg [17:30:59]: yeah
RampageZerg [17:31:13]: gg
RampageZerg [17:31:53]: im just wanna end this game
RampageZerg [17:31:56]: i hate gays

My funny tribunal case for you all to see

 Tribunal: Spamfest (chatlog)

DirtyFlamingo is the reported offender.

Consecrated [08:06:01]: we got no enough damage
Daggerzz [08:07:27]: stealing blue
Daggerzz [08:07:29]: wraith
Smartone21 [08:09:58]: bottom is going to fall really quickly
Consecrated [08:10:04]: tf mia
Consecrated [08:10:11]: re
DirtyFlamingo [08:10:34]: nicem ia
DirtyFlamingo [08:10:34]: ...
DirtyFlamingo [08:10:36]: bot
Smartone21 [08:10:39]: she
Smartone21 [08:10:44]: 's been bush sitting
DirtyFlamingo [08:10:50]: soo
DirtyFlamingo [08:10:51]: say that
DirtyFlamingo [08:10:59]: dont just let me die to stupidity
F4KeM4StEr [08:11:58]: top mia
F4KeM4StEr [08:12:18]: brb
ProvokingFace [08:12:21]: k
Eagle1191 [08:12:34]: Brand want to switch?
Abelfish [08:13:01]: yeah, tf vs vlad is a death sentence
Abelfish [08:13:06]: you guys should switch
DirtyFlamingo [08:13:14]: omw
DirtyFlamingo [08:13:15]: top
DirtyFlamingo [08:13:22]: special up?
DirtyFlamingo [08:13:24]: get ready to use
Consecrated [08:13:31]: tf mia
DirtyFlamingo [08:13:47]: tf!>!!?!?!?
DirtyFlamingo [08:13:48]: DUDE
Consecrated [All] [08:13:49]: sorry
DirtyFlamingo [08:13:51]: DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?
DirtyFlamingo [All] [08:13:54]: that was tf's fault
DirtyFlamingo [All] [08:13:57]: i told him to get ready to use
DirtyFlamingo [All] [08:14:03]: didnt even pop special
DirtyFlamingo [08:14:05]: TF
DirtyFlamingo [08:14:07]: why did i pineappleing siwtch
DirtyFlamingo [08:14:09]: if you arent gonna help me
DirtyFlamingo [08:14:11]: ?
DirtyFlamingo [08:14:13]: i asked you to
DirtyFlamingo [08:14:16]: like 10 seconds before
DirtyFlamingo [08:14:25]: sooo were gonna play the ignore card?
DirtyFlamingo [08:14:27]: pineapple that kid
DirtyFlamingo [08:14:36]: l2p your class
Smartone21 [08:14:39]: stop playing the troll card
DirtyFlamingo [08:14:43]: well hes bad
Smartone21 [08:14:47]: so are u
DirtyFlamingo [08:14:49]: LOL
Smartone21 [08:14:49]: play smarter
DirtyFlamingo [08:14:50]: ya ok
DirtyFlamingo [08:14:53]: goml kkid
DirtyFlamingo [08:14:56]: first off
DirtyFlamingo [08:14:58]: you didnt call your mia
DirtyFlamingo [08:14:59]: soo
DirtyFlamingo [08:15:00]: play smarter
DirtyFlamingo [All] [08:15:44]: sorry
Smartone21 [08:15:53]: nj
DirtyFlamingo [08:15:55]: ya
DirtyFlamingo [08:15:56]: thx
DirtyFlamingo [08:16:44]: get ready
DirtyFlamingo [08:16:45]: for him
DirtyFlamingo [08:16:46]: again
DirtyFlamingo [08:16:48]: ima put it in his butt
Consecrated [08:16:52]: brand mia
DirtyFlamingo [08:17:11]: ty
F4KeM4StEr [08:17:18]: T_T
DirtyFlamingo [08:17:20]: mia
DirtyFlamingo [08:17:20]: vlad
Smartone21 [08:17:53]: just about to say that
Consecrated [08:18:28]: idiot
F4KeM4StEr [08:18:37]: just come here smart
Smartone21 [08:18:41]: b
DirtyFlamingo [08:19:52]: vlads playing gay
DirtyFlamingo [08:19:53]: omw mid
Consecrated [08:20:03]: top mia
Daggerzz [08:20:18]: help
Daggerzz [08:20:20]: they warded
Consecrated [08:23:00]: noob teemo?
Consecrated [08:23:05]: rubbish idiot
Consecrated [08:25:19]: wow
DirtyFlamingo [08:25:20]: thx for showing up rammus
Consecrated [08:27:11]: just told you
Consecrated [08:27:17]: tris+teemo=rubbish
Consecrated [08:27:25]: no damage
Consecrated [08:29:32]: all top=]
F4KeM4StEr [08:30:55]: quick
Consecrated [08:34:37]: brand is not there
Consecrated [08:34:43]: hes coming
F4KeM4StEr [08:34:45]: b
Consecrated [08:34:46]: b
Consecrated [08:34:51]: i said b
Led Zeppelin IV [08:35:25]: now u come uh
Consecrated [08:35:33]: cause you dont b
Led Zeppelin IV [08:35:38]: im tank
Led Zeppelin IV [08:35:43]: fukin follow me
Consecrated [08:35:52]: tank should carry and lead=]
Consecrated [08:35:58]: you arent
Consecrated [08:36:21]: do not focus on rammus plz
Consecrated [08:37:05]: sigh
Led Zeppelin IV [08:37:15]: u ran in to 4 of them
Led Zeppelin IV [08:37:16]: gfjh
Consecrated [08:37:21]: all of the are still at mid and you all b
Consecrated [08:37:29]: if i didnt push,turret already gone
Consecrated [08:37:40]: my death is for time=]
Daggerzz [08:38:43]: rammus
Daggerzz [08:38:46]: there going to kill you
Smartone21 [08:39:02]: i knew it
Daggerzz [08:39:06]: uh yea
Smartone21 [08:39:09]: but i was waiting for my cd
Daggerzz [08:39:09]: i just died over there
Daggerzz [08:39:14]: and they were pushing it
Daggerzz [08:39:20]: you saw sona
Smartone21 [08:39:24]: yea
Smartone21 [08:39:27]: that's why i waited
Smartone21 [08:39:31]: to get my moves back
DirtyFlamingo [08:40:21]: rammus
DirtyFlamingo [08:40:21]: wtp
Consecrated [All] [08:40:22]: sorry
DirtyFlamingo [08:40:22]: were
DirtyFlamingo [08:40:22]: you
DirtyFlamingo [08:40:23]: doing
DirtyFlamingo [08:40:23]: dude
DirtyFlamingo [08:40:25]: do you know
DirtyFlamingo [08:40:26]: what taem fighting is?
DirtyFlamingo [08:40:31]: cause i dont think youve been at ANY of them
Consecrated [08:41:05]: b
DirtyFlamingo [08:42:21]: dude
DirtyFlamingo [08:42:21]: heals
DirtyFlamingo [08:42:22]: plz
Led Zeppelin IV [08:42:25]: gj
Led Zeppelin IV [08:42:28]: now u dont b
Consecrated [08:42:35]: i got brand=[
DirtyFlamingo [08:43:18]: RAMMUs
DirtyFlamingo [08:43:20]: YOU ARE A TANK
DirtyFlamingo [08:43:21]: YOU KNOW THAt
DirtyFlamingo [08:43:23]: RIght?!
DirtyFlamingo [08:43:37]: god your bad
DirtyFlamingo [08:44:04]: dude
DirtyFlamingo [08:44:07]: be smarter
DirtyFlamingo [08:44:08]: k?
DirtyFlamingo [08:44:10]: stop tunneling
F4KeM4StEr [08:45:17]: T_T
F4KeM4StEr [08:45:21]: cant even move
F4KeM4StEr [08:45:24]: sh it
Consecrated [08:45:56]: sora is a proble=]
Consecrated [08:46:05]: def
Consecrated [08:46:07]: im coming= =
F4KeM4StEr [08:46:17]: soraka 1st
Consecrated [08:46:17]: sigh
Smartone21 [08:47:01]: brand
Smartone21 [08:47:04]: push with us
F4KeM4StEr [08:48:00]: b
F4KeM4StEr [08:48:01]: b
F4KeM4StEr [08:48:01]: b
Consecrated [08:48:17]: wow
Consecrated [08:48:19]: stun lol
Consecrated [08:50:22]: b
Led Zeppelin IV [08:50:38]: fuk trist
Consecrated [08:50:40]: why you left the turret?
Consecrated [08:50:47]: wt a idiot
Abelfish [08:50:51]: dont b
Abelfish [08:50:52]: rammus
Daggerzz [08:50:57]: push fothe win
Consecrated [All] [08:50:58]: noob team=[
Consecrated [All] [08:51:01]: rubbish team
Led Zeppelin IV [All] [08:51:02]: report trist plz feed and afk
Consecrated [All] [08:51:05]: idiot team
Led Zeppelin IV [All] [08:51:07]: ur fukjin noob
DirtyFlamingo [All] [08:51:07]: hey
DirtyFlamingo [All] [08:51:08]: guys
Consecrated [All] [08:51:09]: shut up
DirtyFlamingo [All] [08:51:10]: i owned you
DirtyFlamingo [All] [08:51:10]: goml
Consecrated [08:51:12]: rubbsih tank

 Tribunal: Trash talking, verbal harassment

Astagon is the reported offender


Br1ckSquad [21:45:37]: guard me
Astagon [21:45:40]: let me solo
Astagon [21:45:42]: top 2v1
Astagon [21:45:46]: o nvm 1v1
Limpsilly [21:45:47]: it's 1v1
Astagon [21:45:52]: but ill still take hehe
Astagon [21:46:03]: who u think it is?
Winterwings [21:46:10]: kayle
StrangeFolk [21:46:12]: A giant lion.
StrangeFolk [21:46:15]: with wings
StrangeFolk [21:46:29]: and it can shoot fire from it's forward facing ears.
iStream [21:46:30]: Alistar your bot with Kayle I believe.
GoodDay2Day [21:46:35]: no
iStream [21:46:35]: Solo poppy
GoodDay2Day [21:46:37]: poppy cant solo
iStream [21:46:43]: Ive done it 3 games now, won all 3.
GoodDay2Day [21:46:45]: oh nvm
GoodDay2Day [21:46:48]: i thought it was 2v1
GoodDay2Day [21:47:04]: bot lane no kills
GoodDay2Day [21:47:04]: xd
iStream [21:47:08]: heh,
Br1ckSquad [21:47:11]: ok
Br1ckSquad [21:47:13]: leave
GoodDay2Day [21:47:17]: kayle
Astagon [21:47:18]: oh no
iStream [21:47:19]: kayle leave.
Astagon [21:47:20]: im stoned
Astagon [21:47:23]: i might get scared
Astagon [21:47:23]: lol
Br1ckSquad [21:47:27]: wow
Br1ckSquad [21:47:29]: pineapple you
GoodDay2Day [21:47:30]: kale takin exp
Winterwings [21:47:34]: who isnt stoned on a saturday
iStream [21:47:35]: =/
Br1ckSquad [21:47:36]: i need it
Astagon [21:47:38]: < 3
Astagon[All] [21:47:45]: wherer u top
Astagon [21:47:50]: ew poppy
iStream[All] [21:47:51]: where u
Astagon [21:47:51]: fml
StrangeFolk [21:47:55]: mid gone
Astagon[All] [21:47:56]: hi =p
iStream[All] [21:47:58]: ^^
Astagon [21:48:23]: ?
GoodDay2Day [21:48:26]: all me
Br1ckSquad [21:48:33]: wtp
Winterwings [21:48:45]: where is mid lol
StrangeFolk [21:48:53]: there sheis.
GoodDay2Day [21:49:08]: bot mia
GoodDay2Day [21:49:28]: dont have to heal me
Br1ckSquad [21:49:37]: nvm
Astagon[All] [21:49:39]: hi shaco
iStream [21:49:40]: wth shaco
Br1ckSquad [21:49:40]: lol
Astagon[All] [21:49:40]: =p
iStream [21:49:45]: Should of wetn as soon as you got here
Br1ckSquad [21:49:47]: i didnt have q
iStream [21:49:49]: oh
iStream [21:49:51]: =/
Br1ckSquad [21:49:55]: i didnbt realize
Br1ckSquad [21:49:55]: haha
Br1ckSquad [21:50:16]: cause kayle took xpp
Astagon [21:50:47]: stop feeding kayle?
Astagon [21:50:49]: plz
Limpsilly [21:50:54]: Shush lux
StrangeFolk [21:50:56]: Alistair needs a nerf so bad.
Astagon[All] [21:51:00]: lol?
Limpsilly [21:51:00]: ^
Limpsilly [21:51:07]: Not a god damn thing you can do
Zip Zipskins [21:51:08]: You want to come down here and fight Alistar/Kayle be my guest
Astagon[All] [21:51:09]: gay poppy gay
Astagon [21:51:12]: k
Astagon [21:51:14]: switch
Astagon [21:51:15]: go top
iStream[All] [21:51:19]: ^-^
GoodDay2Day [21:51:21]: bot mia
Astagon [21:51:27]: jarvan
Astagon [21:51:28]: go top
GoodDay2Day [21:52:04]: lux bot
Astagon [21:53:01]: hmm
Zip Zipskins [21:53:24]: poppy mia
Astagon [21:53:52]: hey
Astagon [21:53:54]: get a bomb
Astagon [21:53:55]: on her
Astagon [21:53:57]: ima kill her
Astagon [21:53:58]: again
Limpsilly [21:54:04]: I will If I can
Astagon [21:54:09]: kk
Winterwings [21:54:11]: coming to gank bot if i can
Br1ckSquad [21:54:16]: ill gank after pots
Winterwings [21:54:22]: zomg
Br1ckSquad [21:54:23]: wow
Astagon [21:54:25]: =p
Br1ckSquad [21:54:26]: ali
Winterwings [21:54:27]: rape
Astagon [21:54:28]: im not bad
Astagon [21:54:30]: ill tell u that
Astagon [21:54:31]: lol
Limpsilly [21:54:39]: I'm getting huge lag spikes
Astagon[All] [21:54:44]: < 3 sorry kaylee
Astagon[All] [21:54:45]: lol
StrangeFolk [21:54:49]: mid mia
Astagon [21:54:54]: care bot
Astagon [21:54:56]: gj
Astagon [21:55:02]: coming top
Astagon [21:55:37]: pineapplein poopy
GoodDay2Day [21:55:42]: sorry
Astagon [21:55:46]: die time
StrangeFolk [21:55:49]: You guys getting this lag too?
Astagon [21:55:50]: if i can lay snare
Astagon [21:55:52]: lol
Winterwings [21:55:55]: no
GoodDay2Day [21:55:56]: rofl
GoodDay2Day [21:55:57]: lost bot?
Br1ckSquad [21:56:01]: yeah
Br1ckSquad [21:56:05]: cause of you
Br1ckSquad [21:56:08]: .........
GoodDay2Day [21:56:09]: i afked for 3min
Br1ckSquad [21:56:13]: still
Astagon[All] [21:56:34]: lame
Astagon[All] [21:56:35]: lol
Astagon[All] [21:56:41]: little more ap
Astagon[All] [21:56:42]: < 3
iStream[All] [21:56:47]: Loser
Astagon[All] [21:56:56]: turret got me so all good hehe
Astagon[All] [21:57:02]: anyone else
Astagon[All] [21:57:07]: woudlve been dead
Astagon[All] [21:57:08]: lol
iStream[All] [21:57:24]: ^=^
GoodDay2Day [21:57:30]: lost mid too?
Winterwings [21:57:48]: gj
Br1ckSquad [21:57:52]: gio
GoodDay2Day [21:57:53]: tris
GoodDay2Day [21:57:55]: dont stand
Astagon[All] [21:58:10]: sad
Astagon[All] [21:58:13]: focus more papayaggots
Astagon[All] [21:58:22]: poppy is such a cheap char lol
GoodDay2Day [21:58:22]: brand
GoodDay2Day [21:58:23]: inc
iStream [21:58:37]: That was so dumb,
StrangeFolk [21:58:41]: That lag will be the death of me.
GoodDay2Day [21:58:46]: wait
Astagon[All] [21:58:46]: 2 for one
Astagon[All] [21:58:48]: thanks poppy
StrangeFolk [21:58:49]: Also, Lux, quit talking pomegranate.
StrangeFolk [21:58:51]: Seriously.
iStream[All] [21:58:51]: ^-^
Astagon [21:58:54]: why lol?
StrangeFolk [21:59:09]: Because it pomegranates up the community. Just be decent, no reason to start pomegranate.
Br1ckSquad [21:59:13]: i got bot
Winterwings [21:59:14]: zzzzzzz
Limpsilly [21:59:14]: Just no need for it really
Astagon[All] [21:59:49]: =p
Astagon [21:59:53]: sigh..
Astagon [21:59:57]: i always get focused now
Astagon [21:59:58]: lol
GoodDay2Day [22:00:22]: u ded
GoodDay2Day [22:00:23]: xD
Astagon [22:00:36]: hmm
Astagon [22:01:38]: wow lol
GoodDay2Day [22:01:43]: kayle
Br1ckSquad [22:02:00]: lets fight them
Astagon [22:02:09]: im b
Astagon [22:02:11]: to low
GoodDay2Day [22:02:24]: ??
Astagon[All] [22:02:35]: d oyou really want to hurt meeeeee
GoodDay2Day [22:03:25]: shield?
iStream [22:03:25]: way late ult emo
GoodDay2Day [22:03:30]: i didnt ult
Br1ckSquad [22:03:33]: that was dumb
Br1ckSquad [22:03:36]: for us to do that
Astagon [22:03:40]: olol
GoodDay2Day [22:03:40]: i knocked brand out
GoodDay2Day [22:03:44]: should have killed him
Limpsilly [22:03:45]: This lag is killing me
Br1ckSquad [22:03:51]: we did kill hin........
StrangeFolk [22:03:51]: Can we get dragon? kinda important.
Br1ckSquad [22:03:52]: him
iStream[All] [22:03:53]: ^-^
GoodDay2Day [22:04:00]: without having all of you die
Astagon[All] [22:04:01]: ?/
StrangeFolk[All] [22:04:01]: are any of you guys getting this lag?
Br1ckSquad[All] [22:04:05]: nah
Astagon[All] [22:04:34]: wow
Astagon[All] [22:04:36]: really?
Astagon[All] [22:04:38]: such bullpomegranate
Astagon [22:04:42]: ty team
iStream[All] [22:04:44]: =D
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:04:45]: ''
Astagon [22:04:45]: get dragon
Astagon [22:04:47]: while we fight
Astagon [22:04:48]: awesome
Astagon [22:04:48]: lol
Astagon[All] [22:04:55]: you where dead
Astagon[All] [22:04:57]: so stupid
iStream [22:05:01]: Im going to taunt this lux with smiley faces allday.
Limpsilly [22:05:03]: This is weird
Astagon[All] [22:05:04]: you wont live next time i promise
Limpsilly [22:05:06]: I can type
iStream[All] [22:05:08]: ^-^
Limpsilly [22:05:11]: but everything else is frozne
Limpsilly [22:05:15]: frozen*
Limpsilly [22:05:18]: So much lang
Limpsilly [22:05:20]: lag*
Astagon [22:05:58]: gj
Astagon [22:06:06]: gg
Astagon [22:06:07]: lol
Astagon[All] [22:06:41]: wow
iStream[All] [22:06:44]: =D
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:06:45]: ^-^
Astagon[All] [22:06:46]: poppy play areal char
Astagon[All] [22:06:48]: pineapplein nub
StrangeFolk[All] [22:06:54]: Lux is mad.
StrangeFolk[All] [22:07:02]: She's a peach for no reason. We don't like her very much.
GoodDay2Day [22:07:13]: LOL THX 4 HELP STREAM
GoodDay2Day [22:07:13]: XD
Astagon[All] [22:07:14]: brand
iStream [22:07:16]: tip to self never try to save alibad :p
Winterwings[All] [22:07:17]: i like her
Astagon[All] [22:07:18]: im carrying ur pineapplei nscrub ass
Astagon[All] [22:07:20]: sttfu
GoodDay2Day [22:07:25]: xD
StrangeFolk[All] [22:07:27]: Lol so mad she can't type.
Astagon [22:07:30]: noct
iStream [22:07:31]: Isnt ult cooldown low?
Astagon [22:07:33]: < 3
iStream [22:07:34]: Whats its cd
Limpsilly[All] [22:07:35]: Lol lux is pretty mad
GoodDay2Day [22:07:36]: no
GoodDay2Day [22:07:39]: 100 sec
Astagon[All] [22:07:40]: lol sad
Astagon[All] [22:07:41]: get good
iStream [22:07:41]: Ew...
Astagon[All] [22:07:45]: op ass new char
Astagon[All] [22:07:47]: and hes so bad
Astagon[All] [22:07:48]: lol
StrangeFolk[All] [22:07:50]:
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:07:53]: lux no1curr
iStream[All] [22:07:53]: ^-^
Limpsilly[All] [22:07:54]: So he's OP and bad?
Br1ckSquad [22:07:54]: mine
StrangeFolk[All] [22:08:03]: look how mad she is XD
Astagon[All] [22:08:09]: im not mad im winning
Astagon[All] [22:08:11]: tiger blood nub
StrangeFolk[All] [22:08:15]: The annnger.
Winterwings[All] [22:08:16]: rofl so mad mad mad mad lolololol
Limpsilly[All] [22:08:17]: Sounds like you're mad
Astagon[All] [22:08:21]: nah
iStream [22:08:30]: Yay, they initiated a team fight@
GoodDay2Day [22:08:39]: b
Astagon[All] [22:08:55]: kids should just notice when there bad
Astagon[All] [22:08:56]: lol
StrangeFolk[All] [22:09:01]: lulz.
Zip Zipskins[All] [22:09:04]: lol there
Limpsilly[All] [22:09:05]: Ya know lux
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:09:14]: omg no one cares lol
iStream [22:09:15]: l:O
Limpsilly[All] [22:09:16]: if everybody else is the problem, maybe you're the problem
iStream[All] [22:09:18]: l;O
Astagon[All] [22:09:26]: zil lol
Astagon[All] [22:09:28]: make sense
Zip Zipskins[All] [22:09:28]: alistar you have the right idea.
Astagon[All] [22:09:29]: plz
Astagon[All] [22:09:30]: moron
Astagon[All] [22:09:31]: lol
iStream[All] [22:09:38]: x
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:09:39]: u too jarvin
Limpsilly[All] [22:09:39]: sttfu
Limpsilly[All] [22:09:42]: lol
StrangeFolk[All] [22:09:45]: I thought you were high, Lux. Shouldn't you be friendly?
GoodDay2Day [22:09:57]: ready
Astagon[All] [22:10:00]: no
Br1ckSquad [22:10:05]: go
Winterwings [22:10:49]: lols
Astagon[All] [22:11:03]: bye
Winterwings [22:11:04]: lol
Br1ckSquad[All] [22:11:04]: lol nice
Astagon[All] [22:11:11]: LOL
GoodDay2Day [22:11:11]: LOL
Astagon[All] [22:11:12]: hwo sad
Br1ckSquad[All] [22:11:12]: bye
iStream[All] [22:11:14]: LOL
Astagon[All] [22:11:15]: turret diving baddies
Astagon[All] [22:11:21]: its pathetic how u have to try so hard
Astagon[All] [22:11:22]: lol
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:11:25]: hey ui got killed by baddies
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:11:29]: what does that make u xD
StrangeFolk[All] [22:11:29]: You guys should report lux after the game.
iStream[All] [22:11:30]: ^=^
Astagon[All] [22:11:33]: lol brand
Astagon[All] [22:11:36]: only babys report
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:11:40]: i dont report the handicapped
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:11:43]: they cant help it
Astagon[All] [22:11:43]: and kids that are still in highschool
iStream[All] [22:11:44]: Im 5 and im reporting you for harrasment
StrangeFolk[All] [22:11:45]: nah, it's actually the babies that don't.
Zip Zipskins[All] [22:11:45]: lol babys
Astagon[All] [22:11:51]: lol poppy < 3
iStream[All] [22:11:52]: Thats 9 people reporting you >:L
Limpsilly[All] [22:11:55]: lol
Astagon[All] [22:12:04]: kids wh ocant handlea little hostility
Astagon[All] [22:12:06]: lol
Winterwings[All] [22:12:07]: i wouldnt
GoodDay2Day [22:12:10]: omg lol
GoodDay2Day [22:12:17]: b
Astagon [22:12:25]: speed me
GoodDay2Day [22:12:26]: no mp sux
Astagon[All] [22:12:48]: op ass poppy
Astagon[All] [22:12:50]: gotta love it
StrangeFolk[All] [22:12:50]: This lag is sooo bad.
Astagon [22:12:55]: gg
Br1ckSquad [22:12:55]: lol
Astagon [22:12:57]: u all suck
GoodDay2Day [22:12:58]: someones mad
Astagon [22:12:59]: lol
Br1ckSquad [22:13:00]: you pineapplein do so much
Astagon[All] [22:13:06]: only pros paly poppy
Astagon[All] [22:13:07]: lol
Limpsilly [22:13:10]: Wow jesus christ do you ever shut up?
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:13:11]: lol
iStream[All] [22:13:11]: =D
Astagon[All] [22:13:15]: =p
Astagon[All] [22:13:19]: to tanky
Astagon[All] [22:13:20]: lol
StrangeFolk[All] [22:13:34]: Enjoy your break from League, Lux. Maybe you'll get better adjusted while you have time to think about what you did.
Astagon[All] [22:13:38]: and are zil has a mcdonalds connection
Limpsilly[All] [22:13:45]: our* lol
Astagon[All] [22:13:45]: im not gonna get banne
GoodDay2Day [22:13:46]: LOL
Astagon[All] [22:13:47]: lol'
iStream[All] [22:13:47]: Ba ba ba ba baaaaa
GoodDay2Day [22:13:50]: mcdonalds connectionm
Astagon[All] [22:13:56]: ihavent dont anything wrong
Limpsilly[All] [22:14:02]: Pretty sure if 9 people FROM THE SAME GAME all report you, you'll get some time off
Astagon[All] [22:14:02]: theres nothing against crying
Astagon[All] [22:14:06]: nah
Astagon[All] [22:14:10]: false report
StrangeFolk[All] [22:14:12]: Really? 9 people of 10 reporting you? You don't think that is the type of thing riot PUT the report function in the game f
Astagon[All] [22:14:13]: i record every game
Astagon[All] [22:14:13]: gg
Astagon[All] [22:14:26]: plus they will investigate learn the rules
Astagon[All] [22:14:34]: and ive put 200?$ into this acc
Astagon[All] [22:14:37]: they arent gonna ban me for u
Astagon[All] [22:14:38]: lol
Limpsilly[All] [22:14:39]: Cool story bro
iStream [22:14:47]: I need more faces emo
StrangeFolk[All] [22:14:49]: Yeah, they'll read the chat logs and say "Wow, this guy is getting banned"
iStream [22:14:50]:
Astagon[All] [22:14:53]: nah lol
Limpsilly[All] [22:14:57]: Verbal harrasment
Astagon[All] [22:14:59]: your crying like a 2 yr old
Winterwings[All] [22:14:59]: lol no they wont
Limpsilly[All] [22:15:02]: that is EXACTYL what you are doing
Astagon[All] [22:15:02]: ^^^
Astagon[All] [22:15:07]: nope lol
Astagon[All] [22:15:10]: keybioard for a reason
Limpsilly[All] [22:15:11]: exactly*
StrangeFolk[All] [22:15:12]: You know some VERY articulate 2 year olds.
iStream [22:15:12]: want me to dive?
Astagon[All] [22:15:13]: use the ignore command
GoodDay2Day [22:15:17]: if u want
iStream[All] [22:16:34]: too slow
iStream[All] [22:16:48]: jajajajaj
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:16:57]: RUNNN
Astagon [22:17:36]: rape poppy
StrangeFolk[All] [22:17:54]: Did you see that sear go RIGHT through you, Shaco? =/
Astagon [22:17:54]: sigh..
Astagon[All] [22:17:57]: gg poppy
Br1ckSquad[All] [22:18:03]: i used ult
Br1ckSquad [22:18:07]: /
StrangeFolk[All] [22:18:08]: ahh.
Br1ckSquad [22:18:23]: b
Br1ckSquad [22:18:23]: b
Astagon[All] [22:18:27]: ty tristy
Astagon[All] [22:18:28]: lol
GoodDay2Day [22:18:44]: lool
Astagon [22:18:44]: lolol
iStream [22:18:57]: loll
GoodDay2Day [22:19:08]: omg
Astagon [22:19:11]: nice
GoodDay2Day [22:19:12]: lool
iStream [22:19:13]: ouch
GoodDay2Day [22:19:19]: still fun
Astagon [22:19:22]: we can win still
Astagon [22:19:25]: jsut care lol
Astagon [22:19:47]: anyonwward baron?
StrangeFolk [22:19:53]: wtp??
iStream [22:19:58]: Kayle is secret weapon here
Astagon [22:19:58]: ?
iStream [22:20:00]: saving my life ;o
GoodDay2Day [22:20:06]: really?
Astagon [22:20:06]: shti poppy needs to die
Astagon [22:20:08]: 20 stacks
iStream [22:20:08]: yea
iStream [22:20:10]: he is ultn me
Zip Zipskins [22:20:12]: shti!
GoodDay2Day [22:20:12]: isnt kayle chinese
iStream [22:20:15]: plus my ult
Br1ckSquad [22:20:15]: haha
iStream [22:20:16]: lol
Astagon [22:20:18]: jarv
Astagon [22:20:23]: if u cant ult her
Astagon [22:20:26]: zil slow her
Astagon [22:20:30]: if her ults off
iStream [22:20:31]: so we can finish this
GoodDay2Day [22:20:31]: no
Astagon [22:20:33]: we can rape
Limpsilly [22:20:38]: Can't slow with DI on though
iStream [22:20:41]: If somebody comes, destroy them
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:20:53]: LOL THX
GoodDay2Day [22:21:47]: LOL
iStream [22:21:49]: xD
Astagon[All] [22:22:15]: gg
Astagon[All] [22:22:17]: poppy carry
Astagon[All] [22:22:17]: lol
Astagon[All] [22:22:41]: wow
iStream [22:22:42]: lol shaco
Br1ckSquad[All] [22:22:42]: bye
Astagon[All] [22:22:42]: so cheap
Astagon[All] [22:22:43]: gg
Astagon[All] [22:22:45]: bad team
Astagon[All] [22:22:47]: lol
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:22:49]: qq
Astagon[All] [22:22:55]: umm not really check scores plz?
Astagon[All] [22:23:04]: u all got carried by poppy
Astagon[All] [22:23:05]: lol
Astagon[All] [22:23:07]: needs nerfed
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:23:08]: qqq
Limpsilly[All] [22:23:09]: SCORES ARE IMPORTANT
Winterwings[All] [22:23:10]: i really think im the only one high and lux is lying
Astagon[All] [22:23:20]: im smoking white widow
Astagon[All] [22:23:20]: lol
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:23:26]: qqqq
Br1ckSquad[All] [22:23:31]: youre smokin my plantain
Astagon[All] [22:23:33]: alistar ur bad stfu lol
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:23:36]: qqqq
Astagon[All] [22:23:39]: shaco i can 2 shot u
Astagon[All] [22:23:41]: scrub stfu
iStream [22:23:46]: I have problems
StrangeFolk[All] [22:23:47]: lol oh my god.
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:23:48]: y u mad
StrangeFolk[All] [22:23:55]: 20stacks is crazy pomegranate on Poppy.
Br1ckSquad[All] [22:23:56]: do it
StrangeFolk[All] [22:24:09]: it's like HEY PO-OHpomegranateDEAD
Astagon[All] [22:24:11]: ya run lol
Br1ckSquad[All] [22:24:15]: lol
StrangeFolk[All] [22:24:35]: GG, Good Poppy
Winterwings [22:24:46]: so much cc
Zip Zipskins[All] [22:25:04]: Poppy, you're a demon, it's crazy
GoodDay2Day [22:25:25]: ololo
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:25:29]: '
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:25:33]: lux ur qqin so much its crazy
GoodDay2Day [22:25:38]: LOL
Astagon[All] [22:25:47]: get carried
Astagon[All] [22:25:48]: lol
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:26:04]: qqq
StrangeFolk[All] [22:26:04]: I think it is funny how Lux thinks getting carried is a bad thing.
StrangeFolk[All] [22:26:16]: As if there aren't characters designed specifically to carry.
Astagon [22:26:31]: didnt
Astagon[All] [22:26:32]: wow
Astagon[All] [22:26:35]: didnt say it was bad
Astagon[All] [22:26:40]: this brandis obviously stupid lol
Zip Zipskins[All] [22:26:45]: lol brandis
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:26:46]: lux no1curr
StrangeFolk[All] [22:26:48]: Obviously.
Astagon[All] [22:26:53]: im saying dont talk pomegranate when itsall poppy
Astagon[All] [22:26:54]: lol
iStream[All] [22:27:00]: =D
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:27:07]: no 1 is talking pomegranate its just u qqing
Zip Zipskins[All] [22:27:11]: ^
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:27:17]: no one called u a bad player
Astagon[All] [22:27:18]: nah
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:27:20]: its just u flaming
Astagon[All] [22:27:30]: brand an others running there mouth earlier
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:27:45]: cuz u flaming
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:27:46]: stupid
Astagon[All] [22:27:56]: anh ur bad
StrangeFolk[All] [22:28:35]: THE POOOOWER!!!
GoodDay2Day [22:28:44]: their base
GoodDay2Day [22:28:44]: lolo
iStream [22:28:48]: heh
GoodDay2Day [22:28:53]: gj stream
Astagon[All] [22:29:01]: this whol game
iStream [22:29:02]: thanks.
iStream [22:29:03]: Did you go afk?
Astagon[All] [22:29:07]: and jarv still has only 2 items
Astagon[All] [22:29:09]: finished
Astagon[All] [22:29:09]: lol
GoodDay2Day [22:29:20]: l
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:29:25]: lux still talkin as if ppl car
Limpsilly[All] [22:29:29]: ^
Astagon[All] [22:29:29]: =p
Limpsilly[All] [22:29:30]: lol
iStream[All] [22:29:39]: Harasssment >
Astagon [22:29:43]: /
Winterwings[All] [22:29:44]: i car
Astagon[All] [22:29:45]: oh well
Astagon[All] [22:29:50]: sorry baddies shouldnt play though
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:29:57]: why r u playing
Astagon[All] [22:29:58]: i need wins not losses
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:29:58]: xd
Astagon[All] [22:29:59]: lol
Astagon[All] [22:30:02]: right alistar
Astagon[All] [22:30:03]: im so bad
Astagon[All] [22:30:15]: Get real
Astagon[All] [22:30:16]: lol
Astagon[All] [22:31:00]: lol
Astagon[All] [22:31:02]: focused ftw
Astagon[All] [22:31:05]: i hate u poppy
Astagon[All] [22:31:06]: so much
Astagon[All] [22:31:07]: lol
Zip Zipskins[All] [22:31:11]: GG
Astagon[All] [22:31:13]: bg
Br1ckSquad[All] [22:31:17]: gg
Zip Zipskins[All] [22:31:20]: I enjoyed playing with all of you, except Lux
Limpsilly[All] [22:31:21]: gg
Astagon[All] [22:31:21]: gg poppy
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:31:22]: LOOOL
Sithdora[All] [22:31:23]: gg
iStream[All] [22:31:23]: <3
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:31:23]: LUX
StrangeFolk[All] [22:31:24]: gg
Limpsilly[All] [22:31:24]: report lux plx
GoodDay2Day[All] [22:31:26]: ,ADE THIS GAME
Winterwings[All] [22:31:26]: nipples
Astagon[All] [22:31:27]: LOL
Zip Zipskins[All] [22:31:28]: ^_^

For the second case: I looked at his first reported case and even though he did verbally abuse his team, I was a bit iffy about deciding on his fate. But something told me to dig in further. After reading his second reported case, it was definately a clear-cut, punishment-worthy case.

[spoiler=Tribunal: Ashe who cries like a f'ucking baby because she didn't get her mid lane and goes AFK]Jugan is the reported offender
swtc [20:14:48]: me mid
swtc [20:14:50]: i shut down vlad
Guitaromatic [20:14:52]: if mid is vlad, u can go mid ashe
Guitaromatic [20:15:03]: if its corki
Jugan [20:15:03]: yeah actually i'm mid or afk
Guitaromatic [20:15:04]: i want him
Jugan [20:15:04]: up to you guys
swtc [20:15:08]: k
swtc [20:15:09]: im mid
Guitaromatic [20:15:09]: lol?
swtc [20:15:10]: go afk
hardandheavy [20:15:10]: where does jarv start?
The Dane [20:15:15]: blue
squizle [20:15:16]: no idea
Guitaromatic [20:15:19]: guess ill go top..
Guitaromatic [20:15:23]: i never played katarina top before o.O
swtc [20:15:31]: go afk ashe
Guitaromatic [20:15:35]: sona
Jugan [20:15:37]: alright
Guitaromatic [20:15:37]: dont be lik tahta ;O
Jugan [20:15:37]: seeya
Guitaromatic [20:15:38]: ..
swtc [20:15:40]: why?
Guitaromatic [20:15:41]: what the hell..
swtc [20:15:43]: he's gonna get banned
Guitaromatic [20:15:44]: go bot sona
The Dane [20:15:45]: hes a slow jungler tho
swtc [20:15:46]: nope
Guitaromatic [20:15:48]: i dont want my elo droppign cuz of this
Jugan [All] [20:15:51]: sona is stealing my mid
Guitaromatic [20:15:51]: oh my pineappleing. god..
Jugan [All] [20:15:52]: gl guys
Jugan [20:15:55]: afk
squizle [20:15:56]: lol
swtc [20:15:57]: i wouldn't let a ashe starting with boots+potions mid anyways
Guitaromatic [20:15:58]: you have gotta be pomegranateting. me
swtc [20:16:00]: enjoy your ban : )
Guitaromatic [20:16:00]: sona
Guitaromatic [20:16:03]: plase for the love of god
Guitaromatic [20:16:04]: go bot
swtc [20:16:06]: nope
Guitaromatic [All] [20:16:08]: ..
Toplopr [20:16:11]: shush
The Dane [All] [20:16:11]: thx u2
Guitaromatic [All] [20:16:11]: report sona and ashe plase
swtc [All] [20:16:14]: LOL?
swtc [All] [20:16:17]: you can't report me lolol
Guitaromatic [All] [20:16:19]: sona making this a 4v5
Zignoia [20:16:20]: we are go
Guitaromatic [All] [20:16:22]: and ashe is QQing
swtc [All] [20:16:22]: obviously
Toplopr [20:16:27]: ya an ad solo would be nice?
The Dane [20:16:30]: theyre lying
Guitaromatic [All] [20:16:31]: fcking sona..
The Dane [20:16:40]: dont buy it
Guitaromatic [All] [20:16:42]: i always get these trolls
Toplopr [20:16:42]: o well ashe comebpot
Guitaromatic [All] [20:16:43]: Fml
Jugan [20:16:52]: sorry, i'm afking like i said i would.
swtc [20:16:57]: cya
Jugan [20:17:05]: honestly i don't care if i lose my 90% win rate with ashe.
Toplopr [20:17:10]: ...
Jugan [20:17:11]: better things to do than deal with a pomegranatehead
swtc [20:17:15]: mad?
squizle [20:17:20]: rene is that scared lol
squizle [20:18:21]: lol
swtc [20:19:12]: kat gives up first blood
swtc [20:19:13]: woot
swtc [All] [20:19:37]: Wow xin
swtc [All] [20:19:40]: you're really bad bro
Runestooth [All] [20:19:41]: ?
swtc [All] [20:19:42]: sorry but wow
Runestooth [All] [20:19:52]: right
swtc [All] [20:19:57]: he goes into your jungle
swtc [All] [20:19:59]: and you cant gank
Runestooth [All] [20:20:09]: you are a newb, shut it mouth breather
swtc [All] [20:20:24]: youre so mad
Runestooth [All] [20:20:30]: and you're a virign ^^
swtc [All] [20:20:34]: sure am
squizle [20:20:37]: brb
squizle [20:20:52]: gettin mana and boots ill brt
squizle [20:20:54]: lol
squizle [20:21:06]: rene mia
Guitaromatic [All] [20:21:07]: gj
Toplopr [20:21:18]: ugh
Toplopr [20:21:20]: i hate this game
Guitaromatic [20:21:22]: yep
Guitaromatic [20:21:24]: sona trolinmg
Zignoia [20:21:25]: ALI
Zignoia [20:21:25]: MIA
Guitaromatic [20:21:28]: ashe being gay.
Guitaromatic [20:21:30]: love it
swtc [20:21:36]: im not feeding like you though
Guitaromatic [20:21:41]: putting you on ignore.
hardandheavy [20:21:43]: oomn
squizle [All] [20:22:00]: lol
swtc [All] [20:22:03]: corki can i ask u a question?
swtc [All] [20:22:21]: fine : (
Zignoia [20:22:21]: that was no ?
Guitaromatic [20:22:40]: 7noob sona.
Guitaromatic [20:22:42]: steals my mid lane
Guitaromatic [20:22:46]: and lets vlad face a kat
swtc [20:22:47]: your mid lane
swtc [20:22:48]: lol
swtc [20:22:49]: go mid
swtc [20:22:50]: noob
swtc [20:22:57]: some1 tell him
swtc [20:22:58]: to go mid
GrapeKoolAid [20:23:06]: sona miss
squizle [20:23:10]: lol
swtc [20:23:11]: jarvan
swtc [20:23:14]: tell her to go mid
swtc [20:23:27]: yawn
swtc [20:23:30]: k guess no1s midding then
Toplopr [20:24:23]: ali mia nbot
Toplopr [20:24:25]: lux too
hardandheavy [20:24:30]: pineapple that
Guitaromatic [20:24:31]: gj
The Dane [20:24:41]: my bad
The Dane [20:24:44]: she went to heal;
swtc [All] [20:24:50]: sry xin
GrapeKoolAid [20:24:53]: mid miss
The Dane [20:24:53]: didnt know she would go mid
swtc [All] [20:24:53]: i misjudgedu
swtc [All] [20:24:57]: ur actually very good at xin
swtc [All] [20:25:02]: pls take my apologie
Guitaromatic [All] [20:25:21]: lawl
The Dane [20:25:22]: lolz
swtc [20:25:23]: lol wow
Guitaromatic [All] [20:25:24]: fed corki..
Guitaromatic [All] [20:25:27]: farmed*
Guitaromatic [All] [20:25:29]: 80 cs
squizle [20:25:31]: bot mia
Guitaromatic [All] [20:25:31]: didnt even see that pomegranate..
Guitaromatic [All] [20:25:43]: Fcking sona fcks over everyone
Guitaromatic [All] [20:25:49]: and now he feeds top
Guitaromatic [All] [20:25:55]: Trolls..
swtc [All] [20:25:59]: I died because I couldn't stop laughing
The Dane [All] [20:26:01]: this sona is trash lol
swtc [All] [20:26:04]: LOL!
Guitaromatic [All] [20:26:04]: uj fckign think?
Guitaromatic [All] [20:26:06]: he cost us the game
Guitaromatic [All] [20:26:08]: made it 4f5
Guitaromatic [All] [20:26:11]: Fcked my farm
swtc [All] [20:26:17]: I'm trash because you're playing a Vlad with an instant needless?
swtc [All] [20:26:27]: kbro
swtc [All] [20:26:35]: You're not even good at Vlad
swtc [All] [20:26:40]: Can't even kill Jarvan
Guitaromatic [All] [20:26:40]: weee..
Guitaromatic [All] [20:26:41]: game over
squizle [All] [20:26:43]: weeee
Guitaromatic [All] [20:26:46]: fcking noob sona
swtc [All] [20:26:55]: It's my fault Kat's feeding again
Guitaromatic [All] [20:26:56]: i dont even have over 50 cs
Guitaromatic [All] [20:26:58]: cuz of this fkcing sona
swtc [All] [20:27:18]: Kids these days
GrapeKoolAid [20:27:53]: mdi miss
GrapeKoolAid [20:27:58]: n m
The Dane [All] [20:28:11]: free kiill
swtc [All] [20:28:14]: oh?
swtc [All] [20:28:21]: real bad at vlad
The Dane [All] [20:28:25]: free tower i meant
Guitaromatic [All] [20:28:28]: gj..
swtc [All] [20:28:30]: Sure you did
Guitaromatic [All] [20:28:33]: unbelievable
swtc [All] [20:28:34]: Report Kat for intentional feeding plox
Guitaromatic [All] [20:28:35]: fcking sona
The Dane [All] [20:28:41]: will report sona
Guitaromatic [All] [20:28:43]: and ashe
Guitaromatic [All] [20:28:45]: cuz both of them
Guitaromatic [All] [20:28:47]: are retarded.
Guitaromatic [All] [20:28:50]: ashe QQ over a lane and afks
Guitaromatic [All] [20:29:02]: Sona goes and fcks 2 peopl at once. my farm, and ashes QQ
Guitaromatic [All] [20:29:32]: lol
Guitaromatic [All] [20:29:34]: i cant evne kill u
Guitaromatic [All] [20:29:35]: Cuz u are so farmed
swtc [All] [20:29:43]: The funniest part is
Guitaromatic [All] [20:29:50]: BF sword and pomegranate.
swtc [All] [20:29:50]: He thinks Kat gets a solo lane
Guitaromatic [All] [20:29:53]: otherwise u were dead
Guitaromatic [All] [20:29:55]: this fckign pisses me off
hardandheavy [20:30:33]: booo
Guitaromatic [All] [20:30:38]: 5 more minutes of prue pomegranate..
swtc [All] [20:30:54]: Failed again bro
Guitaromatic [All] [20:31:02]: lol...
The Dane [All] [20:31:06]: did I?
swtc [All] [20:31:08]: Yep
The Dane [All] [20:31:14]: ur team is dead lawls
Guitaromatic [All] [20:31:17]: absolute pomegranate. sona
swtc [All] [20:31:18]: csb.
Guitaromatic [All] [20:31:19]: u fckign think?
Guitaromatic [All] [20:31:23]: FCKING TROLL KOREANS
squizle [20:31:48]: lalala
squizle [All] [20:32:08]: im a cow
The Dane [All] [20:32:10]: lol tis sona is so bad
swtc [All] [20:32:11]: ikr
swtc [All] [20:32:14]: mad nerd?
Guitaromatic [All] [20:32:16]: even with 90 cs
Guitaromatic [All] [20:32:18]: he cant do pomegranate.
Guitaromatic [All] [20:32:23]: he thinks hes a ap or ad carry or somethinj
Guitaromatic [All] [20:32:33]: Go kill that fcking korean piece of pomegranate.
swtc [All] [20:32:38]: Reported
swtc [All] [20:33:06]: dat vlad
swtc [All] [20:33:28]: imma eat yo fase alistar
Guitaromatic [All] [20:33:32]: awsome.
swtc [All] [20:33:46]: DIEIDEIDIEDIE
squizle [All] [20:33:53]: lol
Zignoia [20:33:57]: rene
Zignoia [20:33:58]: fast
Guitaromatic [20:34:07]: b
Toplopr [20:34:08]: no
Zignoia [20:34:08]: b
Guitaromatic [20:34:08]: they are cmign
swtc [20:34:15]: no mana
swtc [20:34:17]: let them take drag
Zignoia [20:34:17]: B
squizle [All] [20:34:19]: did you see me frolick away
swtc [All] [20:34:23]: yes :b
swtc [All] [20:34:36]: "no mana let them take drag"
squizle [All] [20:34:38]: frolick frolick ^ ^
swtc [20:34:39]: zz
swtc [20:35:03]: nty
Guitaromatic [All] [20:35:06]: wow..
Guitaromatic [All] [20:35:09]: douche bag ashe and sona
Guitaromatic [All] [20:35:16]: Wont even let us surrender
swtc [All] [20:35:23]: pretty sure ashe started the surrender
Jugan [All] [20:35:24]: Yeah, because I started the vote.
squizle [All] [20:35:27]: ashe wont let you?
Toplopr [20:35:27]: these kids suck ashe, ur a pineapplein joke
Jugan [20:35:41]: thanks, I'm a professional comedian.
Jugan [All] [20:35:46]: Be mad all you want.
Guitaromatic [All] [20:35:52]: juked u vlad
swtc [All] [20:35:55]: im not mad
Jugan [All] [20:35:55]: I warned everyone that if this sona stole my mid, I'd afk.
The Dane [All] [20:35:56]: nice one
swtc [All] [20:35:57]: ashe got boots first
Jugan [All] [20:36:02]: She stole it, so i went afk.
Guitaromatic [All] [20:36:05]: just shut the fck up ashe
swtc [All] [20:36:10]: because you're entitled to a solo lane
Guitaromatic [All] [20:36:12]: both u and sona are fckign retards.
swtc [All] [20:36:19]: kat howcome i have triple your cs?
swtc [All] [20:36:33]: hm?
Jugan [All] [20:36:36]: Boots first is the best item build on Ashe, learn to play.
Jugan [All] [20:36:40]: Also sona should never solo.
Jugan [All] [20:36:41]: Noob.
Guitaromatic [All] [20:36:44]: awsome..
squizle [All] [20:36:45]: frolick
swtc [All] [20:36:49]: says you though
Guitaromatic [All] [20:36:50]: such a fckign joke..
The Dane [All] [20:36:51]: its 20 mins now
Runestooth [All] [20:36:51]: but, you dont have triple her cs
swtc [All] [20:36:54]: you havent gotten a single cs this game
Guitaromatic [All] [20:36:54]: we cant fkcing surrende
swtc [All] [20:36:57]: i know i know
Guitaromatic [All] [20:36:57]: Cuz sona and ashe
swtc [All] [20:36:58]: i was trollinz
Guitaromatic [All] [20:36:59]: are beign retarded
Guitaromatic [All] [20:37:02]: just push mid
Guitaromatic [All] [20:37:04]: III aint defending
Guitaromatic [All] [20:37:05]: bull pomegranate game.
Toplopr [All] [20:37:06]: ya...this is one of them eras where i get consumed in the perils of bad luck
swtc [All] [20:37:06]: we're being retarded
swtc [All] [20:37:09]: but he has 8 deaths
Toplopr [All] [20:37:15]: u win like 10 in a row then get screwed for 15
Guitaromatic [All] [20:37:18]: yeeep
Guitaromatic [All] [20:37:22]: thats how my streak is
Toplopr [All] [20:37:25]: my last 3 .... pomegranate such as this
Guitaromatic [All] [20:37:29]: fcking korean piece of pomegranates. ruin my games
Guitaromatic [All] [20:37:32]: get a life
swtc [All] [20:37:39]: but but
swtc [All] [20:37:45]: hes getting mad over a game?
Guitaromatic [All] [20:37:45]: JUST 5 man mid
Guitaromatic [All] [20:37:48]: holy fck
Guitaromatic [All] [20:37:51]: how hard is it to win a 4v5
Guitaromatic [All] [20:37:54]: oh hell
Guitaromatic [All] [20:37:55]: 3v54
The Dane [20:38:09]: brb
squizle [All] [20:38:34]: lol
Toplopr [20:38:35]: gj kat
Toplopr [20:38:38]: o wait
Toplopr [20:38:41]: i have those 2 squelched
Toplopr [20:38:43]: lol
swtc [All] [20:38:56]: renek and kat think they don't belong in low elo
Guitaromatic [All] [20:38:59]: Just 5 man mid..
Guitaromatic [All] [20:39:01]: im farming
swtc [All] [20:39:03]: yet out of everyone
Guitaromatic [All] [20:39:06]: jeezes.
Toplopr [20:39:07]: omg jus surrender..
swtc [All] [20:39:08]: theyre the only ones with negative score
Toplopr [20:39:12]: we can get on with our lives...
squizle [All] [20:39:33]: moo
The Dane [All] [20:39:55]: ill report ashe and sona for u guys
swtc [All] [20:40:03]: lol vlad is so mad
swtc [All] [20:40:08]: he can't kill me so he tries to report me XD
swtc [All] [20:40:09]: cute
The Dane [All] [20:40:09]: im a forum mod also
Guitaromatic [All] [20:40:13]: not that gay. riot does anythign either
swtc [All] [20:40:14]: csb
The Dane [All] [20:40:16]: so ill add to my banlist posts as well
Guitaromatic [All] [20:40:18]: they never ban afkers
Toplopr [All] [20:40:21]: jus push the mid since they wont surrender
Toplopr [All] [20:40:32]: ur banlist posts...what a tard
Toplopr [All] [20:40:36]: jus end it
The Dane [All] [20:40:36]: we have ar unning post of serious offenders
The Dane [All] [20:40:40]: that riots looks at first
swtc [All] [20:40:41]: ololol
Guitaromatic [All] [20:40:42]: that doesnt do squat
swtc [All] [20:40:43]: you're dumb
Toplopr [All] [20:40:45]: oh i bet
swtc [All] [20:40:45]: quit lieing plox
Guitaromatic [All] [20:40:46]: they are too bsuy
The Dane [All] [20:40:47]: their names will be on it
Guitaromatic [All] [20:40:48]: making cash
Guitaromatic [All] [20:40:50]: off of new champions
Guitaromatic [All] [20:40:51]: and skins
swtc [All] [20:40:57]: this vlad olol
Guitaromatic [All] [20:41:00]: when they should be fixing random matchup, as well as server stability
Guitaromatic [All] [20:41:11]: elo doesn't mean pomegranate.
Guitaromatic [All] [20:41:19]: they purposely pair you with retards. such as these two
The Dane [All] [20:41:21]: ill give url after
swtc [All] [20:41:24]: kat doesn't understand what "solo" means in solo queue
The Dane [All] [20:41:26]: so u know im not pomegranateting
Guitaromatic [All] [20:41:37]: oh i dont doubt theres a *foruM* for posting stuff
swtc [All] [20:41:42]: do it, i'll screenshot all this if you really are so you can enjoy your remove
Guitaromatic [All] [20:41:44]: what im doubting is the usefull ness of it
Guitaromatic [All] [20:41:46]: or lack of
squizle [All] [20:42:04]: just wanna talk to ya kat
Guitaromatic [All] [20:42:09]: liar
Guitaromatic [All] [20:42:11]: uw anted a freekill
The Dane [All] [20:42:20]: there are going to be like 4000 bans
The Dane [All] [20:42:23]: at elo reset
The Dane [All] [20:42:29]: so u will see
swtc [All] [20:42:31]: sure noob
swtc [All] [20:42:35]: no one cares
squizle [All] [20:42:35]: get back here
squizle [All] [20:42:38]: lol
Guitaromatic [All] [20:42:40]: Die.
The Dane [All] [20:42:41]: i recommend finding another game 4 a month
swtc [All] [20:42:45]: sure noob
swtc [All] [20:42:47]: no one cares
squizle [All] [20:42:54]: this vlad lol
squizle [All] [20:42:58]: reminds me of the ashe
squizle [All] [20:43:00]: haha
Guitaromatic [All] [20:43:06]: I ignored the ashe
Guitaromatic [All] [20:43:08]: So ic ant hear him
squizle [All] [20:43:09]: lol
swtc [All] [20:43:09]: GUYZ IM REALLY TRYNDAMERE
Guitaromatic [All] [20:43:15]: same goes for the sona
squizle [All] [20:43:18]: im a cow <3
Toplopr [All] [20:43:19]: i jus like ppl that think theyre hot pomegranate in situations like these o.O
swtc [All] [20:43:20]: ohi
Guitaromatic [All] [20:43:20]: i had it up to here with down syndromed players
swtc [All] [20:43:36]: what is up with this kat lol
swtc [All] [20:43:39]: he keeps bad talking us
swtc [All] [20:43:43]: yet im 2/1
swtc [All] [20:43:46]: and hes 1/305
Guitaromatic [All] [20:43:51]: lol
Guitaromatic [All] [20:44:24]: lame.
GrapeKoolAid [20:44:40]: god damn creepblocked
swtc [All] [20:44:59]: com e back corki
swtc [All] [20:45:02]: I wanted triple steal
Toplopr [20:45:21]: lol as hes buyin items along the way....
swtc [All] [20:45:29]: also i find it weird everytime i sona a jarvan carries me lol
Guitaromatic [20:45:31]: so he doesnt look as noob
Guitaromatic [20:45:36]: not that itll make any difference
swtc [All] [20:46:03]: OH GOD BARON
squizle [All] [20:46:05]: RAWR
squizle [All] [20:46:12]: im not baron im a cow
The Dane [20:46:18]: push mid
The Dane [20:46:22]: end this silly pomegranate
swtc [All] [20:46:23]: o
swtc [All] [20:46:24]: i see
swtc [All] [20:46:36]: me and jarvan 2v5 you : P
swtc [All] [20:46:39]: LETZ GO
swtc [20:47:30]: dont overextend
swtc [20:47:31]: plz
The Dane [All] [20:48:07]: gg
swtc [All] [20:48:11]: its 2v5
swtc [20:48:12]: O-O
Guitaromatic [All] [20:48:17]: that was anythinbg but a gg
Guitaromatic [All] [20:48:21]: shame on you for saying it
swtc [All] [20:48:50]: i change my mind
swtc [All] [20:48:53]: it was 2v4
swtc [All] [20:48:55]: your vlad's damage
swtc [All] [20:48:57]: is so low
swtc [All] [20:48:57]: XD
swtc [All] [20:48:59]: gg
squizle [All] [20:48:59]: lol
Guitaromatic [All] [20:49:01]: bg
Jugan [All] [20:49:01]: ty sona.
Guitaromatic [All] [20:49:04]: Fck urself sona and ashe[/spoiler]

every one of my cases so far has been a punish

The person in question either intentionally feeds, afks, or verbally abuses their team from the get go.

I guess I'm just trying to lose my way to level 20 so I can buy tier 3 ruins. 14 hours of x2 exp left. 2 moar levels.