Why homosexuality is not practical, or, what a Mexican taught me today.

So, total bros with a Mexican dude that my father employs. We are putting down some Hardibacker and I'm handing him nails. He uses a bunch, then hands one back. He says, "This isn't good. It's like a male. It's gotta be a female."

I looked at the screw. You see, these screws are coated, to prevent them from rusting. Occasionally, a little bit of extra coating will get on one. Usually, it'll go into the only empty hole, the top of the screw. That way, the drill bit won't fit into it's hole.

This was a profound statement. Of course the drill bit is the male part, and the screw's hole is the female. If they were both male or female, this wouldn't work at all.

It all makes sense now. Homosexuality, in essence, is not practical whatsoever. There would be no way to make sure things are well put together.

For example,

There's no good way to connect two males together. Or two females for that matter.

So, SP.net, I must say, homosexuality is bad and should be called out, like my Mexican friend said, "Fa'ggots."

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I hope you don't get timed out for this.

*insert racist mexican comment*

I have to say, this is news to me.

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I hope you don't get timed out for this.

*insert racist mexican comment*

I do not understand what you mean, he was merely referencing the amount of these "bad" screws we'd collected in nice neat bundles.

Actually, I've connected today and it went well.

Implying a vagina is the only orifice that a penis can go into.

???

This thread is really about the fact that you've never put anything together.

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I hope you don't get timed out for this.

*insert racist mexican comment*

*Insert butthurt comment here*


That was funny I guess.

???

WHAT ARE THESE UNGODLY ABOMINATIONS? Wait, no, they are male.

And this is how they connect.

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I hope you don't get timed out for this.

*insert racist mexican comment*

I have to say, this is news to me.

Actually, I've connected today and it went well.

Implying a vagina is the only orifice that a penis can go into.

???

This thread is really about the fact that you've never put anything together.

*Insert butthurt comment here*


That was funny I guess.

Homosexual combo mind.

[video=youtube;v3rhQc666Sg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3rhQc666Sg[/video]

Actually, I've connected today and it went well.

And then you got AIDs. Point proved.

And then you got AIDs. Point proved.

I THOUGHT I HAD IT BUT THAT FEAR SUBSIDED.

Duct tape makes miracles happen.

This thread seems like it's filled with STDs.

This thread seems like it's filled with STDs.

Duct tape can fix that

he referred to anything part A intended to go into part B as male/female which is AN INDUSTRY GODDAMN STANDARD ESSENTIALLY ACROSS THE BOARD FOR ALL THINGS MANUFACTURED FABRICATED OR TO DO WITH PLUMBING CONSTRUCTION OR HELL, CIRCUITRY so you made the casually logical decision to make a racially inclined thread about it?

Well pineappleing played.

In related news, get the pineapple out.

Let me just reiterate this to you, HOLE = FEMALE WHAT GOES INTO WHOLE = MALE. They are just terminologies leave your goddamn feelings out of it.

???

I was actually about to reference that, but I guess others were thinking the same thing, derp