Corrupt a wish thread!

[COLOR="Red"]You find out that mixing those two decorations doesn't look right, get depressed about wasting your wishes, and kill yourself.

I wish real people could make the expressions maple characters make.[/COLOR]

Granted. You are transported to an otaku convention and die of laughter watching them make the anime faces.

I wish for a bottle of drinking water.

Granted. You are transported to an otaku convention and die of laughter watching them make the anime faces.

I wish for a bottle of drinking water.

Wish granted...but it's been used one too many times and now the oil has seeped into the water.

I wish for my last wish I made, accept I think that the ice cream makes an appropriate decoration.

[COLOR="Red"]You realize you're delusional and re-commit suicide.

I wish for PvP in maple, and don't tell me I'll die. 180 bishops don't die.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Red"]You realize you're delusional and re-commit suicide.

I wish for PvP in maple, and don't tell me I'll die. 180 bishops don't die.[/COLOR]

Granted, Blizzard takes over the Nexon company forcing them to reset all of their servers and players, and you lose your 180 bishop in the reset.

I wish I wasn't so lazy and actually studied for school to improve my grades. r__r

Granted, Blizzard takes over the Nexon company forcing them to reset all of their servers and players, and you lose your 180 bishop in the reset.

I wish I wasn't so lazy and actually studied for school to improve my grades. r__r

Granted. You now study, and do so well on tests, you are considered a nerd, go into deep depression, and commit suicide.

I wish for the ice cream again, same things apply, I do not believe I am delusional, a psychopath, or any other humanly disorder possible, and I would never get bored of the ice cream, and nobody could take it.

[COLOR="Red"]Other people get jealous of your cheesy decorations and kill you.

I wish I had some time to think of better wishes.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Red"]Other people get jealous of your cheesy decorations and kill you.

I wish I had some time to think of better wishes.[/COLOR]

You gain one extra minute to think, and that minute is the last minute you live before you die of a stroke.

I wish for world peace, and that nobody would ever fight again, and the chaos still remains balanced.

You gain one extra minute to think, and that minute is the last minute you live before you die of a stroke.

I wish for world peace, and that nobody would ever fight again, and the chaos still remains balanced.

wish granted, but it was just a dream.

I wish for fangblade's account

wish granted, but it was just a dream.

I wish for fangblade's account

Granted, you get FangBlade's account after he deleted everything.

I wish we could solve world hunger, and it was not a dream

[COLOR="Red"]Everyone gets fat and you get sat on by six people and once and are crushed.

I wish it were socially acceptable to walk up to someone and hit them in the face with a giant fish.[/COLOR]

grant but before u slap someone you die

i wish that

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[COLOR="Red"]Everyone gets fat and you get sat on by six people and once and are crushed.

I wish it were socially acceptable to walk up to someone and hit them in the face with a giant fish.[/COLOR]

Since person before me didnt wish for anything, ill grant yours.
Granted, but the giant fish isn't happy and eats you alive.

Since person before me didnt wish for anything, ill grant yours.
Granted, but the giant fish isn't happy and eats you alive.

No wish from you either. T_T

I wish for a tasty slice of cheesecake that did not contribute to me having a heart attack.

No wish from you either. T_T

I wish for a tasty slice of cheesecake that did not contribute to me having a heart attack.

Granted, instead it gives you diabetes due to too high blood sugar.

I wish for a cup.

[COLOR="Red"]It's empty, and as you marvel at your stupidity for getting an empty cup, you're hit by a bus.

I wish for a Cardboard box to play in like Calvin and Hobbes.[/COLOR]

Granted.... the box eats you

I wish for a giant domo

Granted, [SIZE="7"]DOMO[/SIZE]arigato, your head explodes from hearing me speak what little japanese I know...

I wish I haven't been so inactive and that the corrupt school sytem that has kept me from posting was gone...

[COLOR="Red"]It was never there, and you're now the equivalent of a kindergartner.

I wish for a transmogrifier gun like Calvin has.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Red"]It was never there, and you're now the equivalent of a kindergartner.

I wish for a transmogrifier gun like Calvin has.[/COLOR]

Granted, but you stole it from Calvin, and he sues you for stealing.
I wish I had a piece of pie.

Granted. You drop it in a radioactive waste pile, and after you eat it, you die instead of getting superpowers.

I wish I didn't have a piece of pie.