Oh god oh man

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>Manage to get an interview at Toys 'R' us
>Forget to set alarm
>Realise the time, and jump out of bed
>Quickly put my stained trousers and crinkled shirt on
>I stink of B.O, spray axe all over
>Run as fast as my 200 pound body can to the bus stop
>Full of school kids
>I am now all sweaty and my acne is really bad today
>I smell like pomegranate
>Have to sit next to a group of girls
>The kids spend the whole journey holding there nose and taking pictures
>I get stomach pains from the anxiety
>Get off the bus, I'm 5 minutes late
>Quickly go to the toilet in Toys R Us
>Both cubicals are in use
>Get anxious since I hate urinals
>Decide to hold it in until after the interview
>Catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror
>Spotty, balding, fat, sweaty pineapple
>Just ignore it, it's not about looks
>Go up to customer service desk
>Squeak out "I'm here for the interview..."
>Woman has a slight cringe to her face
>"They have already started, but you should be able to just squeeze in"
>As I'm walking to the interview room hear her say "Maybe he'll squeeze in with a good push first"
>Start to sweat again
>Wipe my forehead, and accidently scratch a big pimple
>It hurts
>Little bit of blood trickling down
>Get to the door
>Oh pineapple it's a group interview
>At least 10 people in there
>I'm the only ugly one
>There's no way I can go in without all of them noticing
>Open the door
>A massive creak
>The member of staff stops the talk and they all stare
>"Oh... hello, we've already started, but take a seat"
>Only seat is next to a really hot girl
>She cringes a little and shifts a bit in her chair
>Can't look anyone in the face
>Blush and sweat
>i fucking stink of pomegranate
>Some alpha says "Who you been hanging round with? God."
>Burst into tears
>Run out while farting
>The member of staff locked the door
>I collapse and go fetal
>Everybody laughs
>After all that I still didn't get the job.

Best thing I've read all fucking week.

What. The. F`uck.

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHa

Is this why you were on maple for like 5 seconds and logged off?

Is this why you were on maple for like 5 seconds and logged off?

Nope. I went on Maple just to see what I'd get from CSS, then left.

and it's a copypasta FYI, you wish this actually happened to me

peach. I actually felt sorry for you.

I would've given that person a hug.

>Thought Kojo was balding...

>Realise the time, and jump out of bed

>Run as fast as my 200 pound body can to the bus stop

>Full of school kids

>Have to sit next to a group of girls

>Some alpha says "Who you been hanging round with? God."

[video=Youtube;CD2LRROpph0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0[/video]

If you smell bad just stay home. You don't stand a chance of getting a job if you stink. Ever.

First thought that came to my mind after reading thread title:
[video=youtube;Y9KyBdPeKHg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg[/video]

Why would you make fun of me like this? ;~;

I told you to keep that story between you and I. You bastard. I'm going to kill you.

I actually laughed.

I would've given that person a hug.

[COLOR="blue"]>Ran out while farting.
lol'd[/COLOR]

Haha, this was pretty funny.

You don't stand a chance of getting a job if you stink. Ever.

MYTH BUSTED!

I felt so bad for you at the end, Kojo. Then it wasn't you. God damn.

Where is this copypasta'd from? /b/?

I felt bad for the person. I expected them to get the job somehow in the end by some luck. Oh well.