oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck

Don't do it you breeder. Straights these days, horned as pineapple.

OUT OF 10 SHES A 4 AND A HALF

Is she fat or really thin. Or is she like one of those chubby mexicans

Don't do it you breeder. Straights these days, horned as pineapple.

OH THE IRONY I THINK I AM DROWNING QUICK SOMEONE I NEED A LIFELINE THROW ME A FREAKING BONE HERE

OUT OF 10 SHES A 4 AND A HALF

4.5? You're going to settle for that? Psshhhh. Naw, I wouldn't then.

Don't do it you breeder. Straights these days, horned as pineapple.

I'm quite a horndog, myself. Whenever I drink, it's amplified.

Is she fat or really thin. Or is she like one of those chubby mexicans

SHES ABOUT 5'4" OR 5'5" HAS A 34B AND WEIGHS PROBABLY 110 POUNDS OR SO JUST FROM LOOKING AT HER ITS JUST HER HAIR/FACE/ATTITUDE /SHE LISTENS TO BEIBER

SHES ABOUT 5'4" OR 5'5" HAS A 34B AND WEIGHS PROBABLY 110 POUNDS OR SO JUST FROM LOOKING AT HER ITS JUST HER HAIR/FACE/ATTITUDE /SHE LISTENS TO BEIBER

Hold up. She's probably 110, B-cups? Hmm.. Cover her face with a bag and do it. DO IT. Also, does she smell bad? If she does, then no.

SHES ABOUT 5'4" OR 5'5" HAS A 34B AND WEIGHS PROBABLY 110 POUNDS OR SO JUST FROM LOOKING AT HER ITS JUST HER HAIR/FACE/ATTITUDE /SHE LISTENS TO BEIBER

Sounds like a perfect peach too me. Who cares about her attitude, hair/face, meh do it in the fucking dark. Every guy needs a practice girl.

SHES ABOUT 5'4" OR 5'5" HAS A 34B AND WEIGHS PROBABLY 110 POUNDS OR SO JUST FROM LOOKING AT HER ITS JUST HER HAIR/FACE/ATTITUDE /SHE LISTENS TO BEIBER

HIT IT AND QUIT IT

toot it and boot it

Doubt it.

But don't be a jackass, be there for her. Be a fucking friend. Don't be a plantain and f'uck her while she's down =\

I hope she comes over and suggests to bake cookies.
"What did you think I came over here for???"

I don't know if you hit it, Mute, but if she smokes weed, just sit there and relax, brah. Just chill. That's what I usually do with this one chick I know in my town, I just go over to mooch on her stash, and then sleep on the couch after or something.

yeah man totally

Okay, she just left. We walked around the block a bit, went to a park nearby, and just talked.

Hold up. She's probably 110, B-cups? Hmm.. Cover her face with a bag and do it. DO IT. Also, does she smell bad? If she does, then no.

Actually I was wrong. 36C's, 5'7" or 5'8", and no she doesn't smell.

Doubt it.

But don't be a jackass, be there for her. Be a fucking friend. Don't be a plantain and f'uck her while she's down =\

It's not easy trying to help someone through a breakup. Yeah it's not the first time I've been in this position but F'UCK I STILL DO NOT ENJOY BEING IN THIS POSITION.

I don't know if you hit it, Mute, but if she smokes weed, just sit there and relax, brah. Just chill. That's what I usually do with this one chick I know in my town, I just go over to mooch on her stash, and then sleep on the couch after or something.

Yes she smokes weed. Thankfully she doesn't smoke regularly nor cigarettes or these thoughts wouldn't even be entering my head.

Actually I was wrong. 36C's, 5'7" or 5'8", and no she doesn't smell. Yes she smokes weed. Thankfully she doesn't smoke regularly nor cigarettes or these thoughts wouldn't even be entering my head.

Seems like slightly above avg. She smokes weed? Hahaha, funny. Oh well, at least she doesn't smoke cigs. I do smoke a type of cigarettes, but it's not the typical.

Kretek

Clove cigarettes. I can't stand the smell and taste of regular cigarettes, that and they barely last 2 minutes. These motherf`uckers can last past 5+ if you take it easy.

Khoi you're so asian it's not even something to make a joke of.
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That's pretty homosexual, man. But okay. I really do hate the smell of typical cigarettes, they smell like ass. Cloves plz.

That's pretty homosexual, man. But okay. I really do hate the smell of typical cigarettes, they smell like ass. Cloves plz.

I hate anyone that smokes cigar[ette]s. If they're a woman they're automatically disqualified, and if they hit on me and are a perfect 10 otherwise? disqualified. I don't budge for corporate-cancer-stick suckers.

I hate anyone that smokes cigar[ette]s. If they're a woman they're automatically disqualified, and if they hit on me and are a perfect 10 otherwise? disqualified. I don't budge for corporate-cancer-stick suckers.

I don't mind it as much because I grew up around a father who smokes, and well.. most of my relatives did too. I don't like the normal stuff they sell as retailers though, I'd rather smoke something that smells and tastes good. Even if it costs a lot more, eh. Strangely, when a chick smokes, it is a turn-off for me, yet I smoke anyways. F`uck. Why do I do that? I have no clue. But I guess I start smoking more whenever I'm sitting outside when it's sunny, socializin' with frangs and what-not, while sipping a hot glass of latte.