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Because I'm only 9 years old
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#21
2011-05-07, 10:27 PM
How vulgar.
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#22
2011-05-07, 10:29 PM
dante9898 Wrote:Give him your pantsu instead... Oh wait you aren't in japan...

Panties are a universal payment plan in Japan, I'm sure, but the culture has definitely leaked a bit into ours, I wouldn't be surprised if it still worked.
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#23
2011-05-07, 10:29 PM
Kunagisa Wrote:How vulgar.

Say you only knew how to ask for liquor in English and also how to explain that you know that one phrase in English. Then proceed to speak fluent japanese. Most japanese girls are good at sounding like they are getting raped rather than enjoying anything.
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2011-05-07, 10:34 PM
KhainiWest Wrote:Say you only knew how to ask for liquor in English and also how to explain that you know that one phrase in English. Then proceed to speak fluent japanese. Most japanese girls are good at sounding like they are getting raped rather than enjoying anything.

OKay, this sounds like a plan. But I do not speak fluently in Japanese yet.
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2011-05-07, 10:35 PM
Kunagisa Wrote:OKay, this sounds like a plan. But I do not speak fluently in Japanese yet.

Would he know that? just spout some random pomegranate in japanase and mision accomplished.
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2011-05-07, 10:35 PM
Kunagisa Wrote:OKay, this sounds like a plan. But I do not speak fluently in Japanese yet.

He's black, you really think he'll know the difference? Only other language he knows is spoken by Nicki Minaj

[video=youtube;4JipHEz53sU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JipHEz53sU[/video]
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2011-05-07, 10:40 PM
[video=youtube;ejRkuX1RGf4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejRkuX1RGf4[/video]

Guys...
What do I do?
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2011-05-07, 10:45 PM
[video=youtube;Fqq051BU2MY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqq051BU2MY[/video]
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2011-05-07, 10:52 PM
Forcefully rape a rich guy until he succumbs and buys you liquor.
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2011-05-07, 10:59 PM
[Image: 1292992006626.jpg]

Disgusting. Why would anyone want to grow up to be a slut like you, Khoi?
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#31
2011-05-07, 11:00 PM
Bring him home with you! Tell your mother that you had to get this nice man to get you your gift! Invite him in for dinner even!
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2011-05-07, 11:01 PM
Kunagisa Wrote:[Image: 1292992006626.jpg]

Disgusting. Why would anyone want to grow up to be a slut like you, Khoi?

 Spoiler

It's the only way to go.
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2011-05-07, 11:02 PM
Mute Wrote:Bring him home with you! Tell your mother that you had to get this nice man to get you your gift! Invite him in for dinner even!

I am not allowed to bring company over, and he stinks, and he's asking me for the money.
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#34
2011-05-07, 11:05 PM
Again just give him your pantsu and problem solved.
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2011-05-07, 11:06 PM
Ask him if he has a cell phone.
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2011-05-07, 11:22 PM
judo chop him
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#37
2011-05-08, 12:33 AM
A WEBSITE WITH DRINK CONCOCTIONS BASED OFF VIDEO GAMES!?

Thank you immensely, Spidey! New summer goal.
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#38
2011-05-08, 12:41 AM
It is Mother's Day and I still have no booze. What am I to do?

ShinkuDragon Wrote:judo chop him

I am too small to reach his neck.
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#39
2011-05-08, 12:52 AM
Flonne Wrote:Is that just an exaggeration, or are you actually 9? I didn't even realize 9 year olds were able to figure out how to register to things like forums, darn these kids and their increasing cleverness...
Don't have any adult aged relatives to buy it for you? I'm sure if you told them it was for your mother they would help out...

It's the funhouse for a reason.
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2011-05-08, 12:54 AM
Mute Wrote:Ask him if he has a cell phone.
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