Best bro, Khoi is best bro

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thanks a bunch bro

D'aaaw. Those games looks fun.

PSP games? Are you sure he's a bro?!

PSP games? Are you sure he's a bro?!

Considering DJ Max Portable Black Square is an import only game, which I wouldn't be able to buy even if I wanted to, and he gifted it to me. Yeah, he's a bro.

PS: Totally ignoring the PSP bashing. I won't jump on your bait, silly Mark.

Khoi is best bro. He's so helpful.

PSP games? Are you sure he's a bro?!

It is a man thing, you would not understand.

Considering DJ Max Portable Black Square is an import only game, which I wouldn't be able to buy even if I wanted to, and he gifted it to me. Yeah, he's a bro.

PS: Totally ignoring the PSP bashing. I won't jump on your bait, silly Mark.

I was just kiddin...

I was just kiddin...

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Let me tell you all a story about Khoi, that no one knows but he and I, but now I feel it is appropriate to tell.

Last winter, I needed to get into New York, and would drive there as a road trip. So, on my way there, I knew Khoi was around here somewhere. I went into my memories and remembered his telephone number that he gave me, when we discussed how could it would be to go drinking. I called and he picked up. He was nice enough and told me where exactly he was. En route, a massive snow storm ripped through the country where I was driving. Instant whiteout conditions. I couldn't move forward for fear of hitting a ditch or another car and that would totally suck. So, I was able to pull under a bridge after 40 mins. of driving 5 mph. It was terrible, one of the worst experiences of my life. I was praying nonstop. I called Khoi and told him where I was and what was happening. He took it all in, and didn't say a word. At the end, he said, "Okay, I'm coming." and put down the phone. I was flabbergasted, why would he come? I kept on thinking about this till suddenly, I heard the roar of snowmobiles and loud Asian anime music. I braved the weather to go outside, only to be greeted by none other than Khoi and a bunch of other Asians. They were so happy to see me and before I could do anything, put a helmet on me and strapped me to one of the snowmobiles. I couldn't communicate with my driver, since we both had helmets and the music was thumping. We went for quite some time, until we pulled up to what seemed like an apartment complex. I was pushed up the stairs to this really warm and inviting room, filled with other Asians. At the sight of me, they all cheered and hoisted me on their shoulders. They pushed bottles of beer and other drinks into my hands. By this point, I was getting quite hazy, and noticed a really amazing looking Asian chick on the other side of the room. I walked over, trying to say something not drunk when she leaned in and kissed me. I recoiled in shock. She grabbed my hand and brought me into a room of the apartment and I had the most amazing sex ever. It blew my mind. The next morning, I woke up with a hangover. I stumbled out of the room, with nothing but her underwear on, to a sparkling clean apartment. The mess from the previous night was gone. Khoi was out there, cooking breakfast. It was surreal. He turned and looked at me only to say, "How do you want your eggs and bacon?" I think I mumbled out, "Benedict" and turned to go back to the room I had just come out of. The hot Asian chick was waiting there and she brought me into the bath. We had the best morning shower ever. We both came back out, only to see piping hot breakfast. It was delicious. Khoi told me to look outside and my car was there. I turned around in shock and he only handed me the keys and told me, "It was fun. Come around again some other time." I left, stunned.

And that is why Khoi is the best bro ever.

Khoi's a pretty good bro, sends vidya and doesn't afraid of anything.

Excuse my terrible handwriting with a permanent marker. You welcome, Rob. <3 Told you I kept my games in super good condition. Once again, consider it an early/late Christmas and birthday present.

@Cyadd: Yeah, good times, mang. I'm only one of the many Asians in Pennsylvania.

Ptff, I was about to comment on your handwriting.

So now I know Khoi's real name is Mai Waitu (lol).

How did you end up with a last name like that?

Ptff, I was about to comment on your handwriting.

So now I know Khoi's real name is Mai Waitu (lol).

How did you end up with a last name like that?

Name change request, what else? I donated points to SouthPerry, and I magically got my name changed in real life.

So how do you pronounce (lol)? I'm thinking that if, like, you become a teacher or something kids will be

HEY MR. LEFT PARENTHESES LOLE RIGHT PARENTHESES WHAT'S THE HOMEWORK?

So how do you pronounce (lol)? I'm thinking that if, like, you become a teacher or something kids will be

HEY MR. LEFT PARENTHESES LOLE RIGHT PARENTHESES WHAT'S THE HOMEWORK?

Either as "lul", "loohl", or "lawl". I can't really get angry over that. The parentheses = silent.

Excuse my terrible handwriting with a permanent marker. You welcome, Rob. <3 Told you I kept my games in super good condition. Once again, consider it an early/late Christmas and birthday present.

@Cyadd: Yeah, good times, mang. I'm only one of the many Asians in Pennsylvania.

LOL I didn't know you were there. We should rendezvous at B/A trail, pretty sure it goes from PA to MD.

Ptff, I was about to comment on your handwriting.

So now I know Khoi's real name is Mai Waitu (lol).

How did you end up with a last name like that?

Mai Waitu -> Mai Waifu -> My Waifu

LOL I didn't know you were there. We should rendezvous at B/A trail, pretty sure it goes from PA to MD.

I actually live very close to the Pittsburgh area. Another person was supposed to meet-up with me, but I was busy last time because of school and work. In all honesty, wouldn't mind it unless it's too far away. I can easily drive up to Pittsburgh, though there's really nothing for me there besides the Strip District.

PS: I wrote "Mai Waifu" anyways, my 'f' probably looked like a 't' because of how I wrote it. Srys.

Mai Waitu -> Mai Waifu -> My Waifu

I don't even know where you guys are seeing the 't'.

But ^ my exact thought process.

Khoi is asian and gay. Gives Tay and I some hope.
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