IIT we talk about things that even in Pokemon you find silly

Exactly what it says in the title. Bonus points if you find a comic poking fun at the issue. Order doesn't necessarily mean it's the most confusing thing to you.

1. How the hell do non-water type Pokemon surf?


2. Tiny birds carrying you from town to town using FLY.


3. How can a SLEEPING Pokemon still be so hard to catch?


4. Getting railroaded, BY A TREE.


5. Really awkward breeding compatibility, such as the infamous Wailord and Skitty duo.

6. Using a level 100 Pokemon and attacking an uber low level Pokemon who has Sturdy or a Focus Sash. HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE???

about that sixth one...

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Oh god... poor Skitty.

A personal one. When SMASHING a rock, sometimes a Pokemon appears.

-How does Pay Day really work? Where does all the money come from?

-Improbable attacks on certain Pokemon:


>Wooper learning Ice PUNCH.

-How does Pay Day really work? Where does all the money come from?

-Improbable attacks on certain Pokemon:


>Wooper learning Ice PUNCH.

ICE HEADBUTT!

You can catch a Pokemon that can distort dimensions, one that can control time and one that can control space.

You reminded me that I ahve to catch up on Awkward Zombie
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Someone's gonna have to explain to me why ghost moves don't work on normal types!

Normal humans can't see/be affected by ghosts, therefore normal pokemon aren't.

Ah, pokemon. Most of my qualms have been mentioned already.

I find it silly that a lot of people dont understand how flying is weak to electricity.

Normal humans can't see/be affected by ghosts, therefore normal pokemon aren't.

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But, but but...gah nevermind. Guess that explains why 'foresight' actually makes sense....

How about why berries can grow apparently everywhere EXCEPT Unova?

Also how we can capture Arcaneus, the God of creation, inside a small pokeball...does that make me god if I have one>?

And wait, that brings up a whole new issue. If there is only 'one' legendary per game, how can you face other people who have IT? IS POKEMON SUGGESTING PARALLEL UNIVERSES>?

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That Fly one reminded me of this;

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That Fly one reminded me of this;

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That post reminded meof this

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That post reminded meof this

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I never realized how appropriate my sig was LOL.

That sound when you bump into stuff. It has been there since gen 1.

-How do you mistake a Voltorb/Electrode/Foongus/Amoongus for an item??? Voltorb I can understand, but the other 3 are big offenders at being blatant trolls.

-Back in Gold/Silver, how do you always manage to send 1/2 your money to your mom? Do all the trainers somehow have credit cards and you have a machine that can charge it?

-How do Leftovers never get used up? Doesn't the Pokemon technically eat a little of it every turn?

HOW DO POKEBALLS WORK?

HOW DO different POKEBALLS WORK?

Thats what im thinking (rephrased your question)

How can a masterball be 100% success rate? Does it like just use some sort of tranquilizer sprayed inside of it or something?

The majority of attacks in the game, were they real, would inflict very serious cases of...death. I mean really, Flamethrower, Acid Spray, various types of Slash, and the worst offenders are the one-hit KO moves. If that Rhydon just used Horn Drill on you, I'm pretty sure you just got impaled. Let's not even start on Guillotine...

Also, battling in buildings etc where you would have no business using attacks like Earthquake.

inb4 Nurse Joy.

Edit: How could I forget, I was thinking about this just yesterday. Given how powerful Pokemon are...

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[SIZE="7"]WHY THE FLYING pineapple DO THEY LET KIDS IN pineappleING DAYCARE OWN AND BATTLE WITH POKEMON?! [/SIZE] Can you imagine a temperamental preschooler with a Charmander?

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