Life is like a video game.

For instance :

1. Many different foods are good for different parts of your body; carrots are good for your eyes, fish are good for your brain, etc. It's like using HP or MP potions to heal yourself or make yourself better.


2. I command b'itches and they do my bidding.




How is life like a video game for you?

But I don't get extra lives if I pay 25 cents more

When my parents tell me there will be cake... they are always just trying to get me off the computer. There never is any cake. Ever.

ShiKage will never have a peach. Thread is now about how life isn't like a video game.

Can't reset if I pineapple up.

ShiKage will never have a peach. Thread is now about how life isn't like a video game.

Can't reset if I pineapple up.

B'itch = female dog, brah.

I've got another.

Kicking 50 babies kids in the face grants me a level up.

B'itch = female dog, brah.

I've got another.

Kicking 50 babies kids in the face grants me a level up.

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Always played on Hard.

B'itch = female dog, brah.

I've got another.

Kicking 50 babies kids in the face grants me a level up.

Only 50!? Pfft, I have to kill 300 of them.

Always played on Hard.

Hard? Pff... Hard is for pussies.

Only 50!? Pfft, I have to kill 300 of them.

Oh, it stacks up. I'm level 24105 now.


After each fight you get into, you gain experience. As you gain experience, you become a high enough level to take down the boss.

The more you eat, the bigger you get?





Everyone is trying to be the guy.

Hard? Pff... Hard is for pussies.



Oh, it stacks up. I'm level 24105 now.


After each fight you get into, you gain experience. As you gain experience, you become a high enough level to take down the boss.

I counter with a Chuck Norris mob that's lv 30572!

who's the endboss?

do the credits play after the game is over?

Does tetris count as a video game?

Guy is a Tetris amateur. I could have saved that game.

I have my own theme song.

I thought the bitches command you ??????

I thought the bitches command you ??????

This thread is now about how life isn't like shikage says it is.

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