Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but all the starving children of the world come after you and steal your never-ending pot of spaghetti. They leave you with a cup of instant ramen. -sad face-

I wish I had a PS3 to play Tekken 6.

Granted, but all the starving children of the world come after you and steal your never-ending pot of spaghetti. They leave you with a cup of instant ramen. -sad face-

I wish I had a PS3 to play Tekken 6.

Granted. A PS3 is delivered to your door, and the next day you get arrested for buying stolen property and sent to serve 5 years in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

I wish the weather wasn't so cold.

Granted. A PS3 is delivered to your door, and the next day you get arrested for buying stolen property and sent to serve 5 years in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

I wish the weather wasn't so cold.

Granted. You burn up instead.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[COLOR="Red"]Granted, you spend years thinking about it, and as soon as you figure it out, you're hit by a bus.


I wish for a stable internet connection that will allow me to Horntail, and that won't get clouded up by viruses or destroyed in any manner.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Red"]Granted, you spend years thinking about it, and as soon as you figure it out, you're hit by a bus.


I wish for a stable internet connection that will allow me to Horntail, and that won't get clouded up by viruses or destroyed in any manner.[/COLOR]

Your internet connection is on a free trial, and it expires after one day.

I wish you could not corrupt any wishes that follow, including this one .

[COLOR="Red"]You prove God wrong in making it impossible to corrupt wishes, therefor disrupting the balance of nature that runs solely on the principal that God is infallible. You unmake existence and thus, ends your life.

I wish more people would post on this thread.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Red"]You prove God wrong in making it impossible to corrupt wishes, therefor disrupting the balance of nature that runs solely on the principal that God is infallible. You unmake existence and thus, ends your life.

I wish more people would post on this thread.[/COLOR]

Granted. But now you feel ignored and as a result, commit suicide.

I wish nobody argued over religion.

[COLOR="Red"]Half of the people that devote their life to that go insane and kill you.


I wish I wish I was a fish. (in non-polluted waters without predators)[/COLOR]

Wish granted, but a swimmer catches you to take home to his aquarium.

I wish I can print money.

[COLOR="Red"]It's all Monopoly money.

I wish there was a giant block of cheese in my front yard.[/COLOR]

Granted. But it's in the sun too much and it melted and went off. Imagine the stink...

I wish I know what I am doing with life.

Granted. But it's in the sun too much and it melted and went off. Imagine the stink...

I wish I know what I am doing with life.

Granted. You are suiciding.

I wish I got better grades in school.

I wish I got better grades in school.

Granted. Your grades are better but it's still way below the pass mark. you still fail.

Granted. Your grades are better but it's still way below the pass mark. you still fail.

Granted. You didn't wish for something, I get too wishes.

I wish I had ice cream that could not harm me in any way, nobody wanted it, I didn't want it, it wouldn't explode, and it was stationary.

And I wish for a banana, same things apply.

Granted. You didn't wish for something, I get too wishes.

I wish I had ice cream that could not harm me in any way, nobody wanted it, I didn't want it, it wouldn't explode, and it was stationary.

And I wish for a banana, same things apply.

Granted, you get a banana sundae that is made of plastic.

I wish for a jar of cookies.

Granted, you get a banana sundae that is made of plastic.

I wish for a jar of cookies.

Granted. You get a virtual jar of cookies that are intangable.

I wish everything I wish for came true.

Granted, remember the time when you wished that your parents to just disappear?


I wish for good luck.

Granted, but you soon find that too much good luck brings to boredom, and you get to be slave of a boring perfect life.

I don't wish.

Granted, but you soon find that too much good luck brings to boredom, and you get to be slave of a boring perfect life.

I don't wish.

You're wish is wasted, giving me a second wish to take the spot.

I wish for 100% REAL ice cream, could not harm me, could not move, could not explode, nobody else wants it, I don't want it, could never melt, I never had to look at it, I did not like the flavor, and I only want it for decoration.

I also wish for a glass of lemonade, same things apply.

[COLOR="Red"]You find out that mixing those two decorations doesn't look right, get depressed about wasting your wishes, and kill yourself.

I wish real people could make the expressions maple characters make.[/COLOR]