One wish.

No one believes in you and you fade out of existence.

I didnt say i wanted to be a god, i said the powers of a god, i do not need anybody to believe me.
Powers of a god = limitless powers to do anything you want to.

I'd just wish for people's, including my, perceptions of good and bad to switch place. We are too hung on bad things, and good things pass by too fleetingly.

Immortality.

The only logical answer IMO.

I would wish for superpowers like in Kekkaishi manga or maybe just extended human strength/endurance/life/immunity to sickness.

If it has to be realistic, whenever I go to a fountain, I wish that me and my family would live long healthy lives full of comfort, not necessarily over rich.

To live a nice and peaceful life.

The next 5 seconds are serene.

Requesting for the power of dragonball Z would give me the adequate body to handle it, as power is in the body. Also in pokemon there is no death, excluding lavender town which only applies to the actual pokemon.

Fine. You die and Goku decides not to use the dragon balls anymore. Happy?

And then Ash lets you go.

Strong telekinesis (Being able to lift enormu objects or small ones) that doesn't distortionate my brain or personality.

I'll ignore the typo and just say that you end up crushed under a medium-sized object.

I'd wish for him.

You get him. Well, his body, after you've both lived a rather long life apart from each other.

To be happy with myself.

You're happy with yourself, but you're no longer who you used to be.

Hey hey hey. I said I wanted MORE genies, don't go around deciding how many genies I want. And how do you know how big genies are? What if I wanted pocket sized genies? HMM?

You didn't specify, so the responsibility of deciding such things falls onto me as the wish-granter.

It's a deep question though. I suppose I wish I could alter time, so that I'm able to get enough sleep a day.

You alter time but can't change it back, forcing you to spend the rest of your life in slow-motion.

I didnt say i wanted to be a god, i said the powers of a god, i do not need anybody to believe me.
Powers of a god = limitless powers to do anything you want to.

The powers of a god? Ok.

Have playing with nothing.

I'd just wish for people's, including my, perceptions of good and bad to switch place. We are too hung on bad things, and good things pass by too fleetingly.

Oh boy. I'm not even going to touch this one.

Immortality.

The only logical answer IMO.

See my earlier answer to this.

I would wish for superpowers like in Kekkaishi manga or maybe just extended human strength/endurance/life/immunity to sickness.

If it has to be realistic, whenever I go to a fountain, I wish that me and my family would live long healthy lives full of comfort, not necessarily over rich.

See earlier answers for a few of those. I'll let you pass on the second part, though.

I would wish that I didn't need to sleep anymore and have it not negatively impact me in any way. (lol, Fairly Oddparents)

Cool, who pissed in BTA's Cheerios this morning?

Cool, who pissed in BTA's Cheerios this morning?

Boredom.

Cool, who pissed in BTA's Cheerios this morning?

I thought it was kind of clever. There are always unforeseen consequences to a wish.

I thought it was kind of clever. There are always unforeseen consequences to a wish.

That belongs in this thread.

That belongs in this thread.

Fair enough.

That belongs in this thread.

...this is the point where I realize I'm not in the Funhouse. Derp.

Sorry for screwing with your thread, Locked.

Really, immortality seems like the worst wish one could ask for, right next to world peace (pure evil).

well, given that the wishes granted arent genie-esque.. not specifying the details isnt actually a bad thing.

I wish i could go around with a human heart in one hand and a big therometer(REPTILE) on my shoulder, without any criticism or charges.
And don't worry; i don't need you granting it in some twisted way. I can SEDUCE YOU TO DO IT.
-MAKING BTA SIZED LYKA-

Really, immortality seems like the worst wish one could ask for

I have my reasons.

I have my reasons....

I also wish for magical not-procrastinating skills.

ITT: BTA crushes everyone's dreams. :<

I'd wish for wisdom.

I also wish for magical not-procrastinating skills.

Ray wins this thread.

I wish everyone truly and purely evil would just drop dead on the spot.