MetaSeraphim, you ass.
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Look, I know you've got this super crazy thing for spidey, but you gotta stop.
Look at what she's been reduced to for f'ucks sake!
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Just the other day I was on my way to pay her a visit, as it'd been a long while since last we talked. I saw her being rushed into the ambulance.
The scene was such a mess I only managed to snag this picture of the event as she was being carted away into the armored van to be taken to the insane asylum.

Meta, as a friend, I'm telling you, stay away.
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ITT: Mute loves Spidey too.
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#3
<Oops. Sorry. How did you know I was going to use spidey as test subject #93040?>
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Nalek Wrote:Buncha bullpomegranate over just 3 posts. Dennis should of realized that pomegranate like this was a possibility before he even added her to the group just based off of SP itself. Not counting the guys on here who worship the ground any semi attractive girl walks on and will white knight her till the end of time. Just sayin.

The idiot with the receding hairline has a pont.
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ThatWasMyKil Wrote:The idiot with the receding hairline has a pont.

Not a pont! Anything but a pont!
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#6
ThatWasMyKil Wrote:The idiot with the receding hairline has a pont.

I'd like to know who this idiot is and what pont they have made.
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#7
DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO GET BETWEEN OUR LOVE! IF YOU DO I WILL NEVER SHARE WITH YOU THE SECRET OF THE PONT WHICH WILL LAND YOU SARAH OR SOMEONE VERY LIKE SARAH FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
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MetaSeraphim Wrote:DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO GET BETWEEN OUR LOVE! IF YOU DO I WILL NEVER SHARE WITH YOU THE SECRET OF THE PONT WHICH WILL LAND YOU SARAH OR SOMEONE VERY LIKE SARAH FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

Spideyman, spideyman, your average neighbourhood spideyman

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Kunagisa Wrote:[Image: ff0ed912a5b3d717d08226b015347c50.jpg]

What is this I don't even
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#11
^ She's obviously puking her own ovaries.
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#12
Kinda pointless if metaseraphim is in time out for the naught deeds
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#13
street Wrote:Kinda pointless if metaseraphim is in time out for the naught deeds

Or a funny aneuysm moment
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#14
It;s funny, because I meant to post a different picture, but SP was too busy being overrun by ferrets and my post never went through, so I tried again a few minutes later. It would seem that the first post went through, and the second post was submitted in a different tab.

Whatever.
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#15
Everyone on SouthPerry has a hard plantain for Spidey. Even the females.
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#16
Khoi Wrote:Everyone on SouthPerry has a hard plantain for Spidey. Even the females.

Khoi has lady-wood.
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Mute Wrote:Khoi has lady-wood.

???

Silly wretched mortal, I don't lust for females. I lust for food. Actually, I am pretty hungry right now. I spent near 30 bucks at a restaurant this morning ordering a sh`it-ton of waffles, and I'm still hungry.
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Khoi Wrote:???

Silly wretched mortal, I don't lust for females. I lust for food. Actually, I am pretty hungry right now. I spent near 30 bucks at a restaurant this morning ordering a sh`it-ton of waffles, and I'm still hungry.

30 bucks well spent.
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#19
Justin Wrote:30 bucks well spent.

Yeah, exactly. Spend money at top-tier quality restaurants for top-tier quality food.
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#20
Khoi Wrote:Everyone on SouthPerry has a hard plantain for Spidey. Even the females.

Sarah also wanted to get with Spidey and was going to fight with me, but I put her in her place.
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