Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but your status instantly drives you insane. I wish cut-in-half $100 bills held their value.

Wish granted, but now cut-in-half 1$ bills are even more.

I wish I had a glass of lemonade.

Wish granted, but now cut-in-half 1$ bills are even more.

I wish I had a glass of lemonade.

Granted, but I also put arsenic in it as well. You die.

I wish you were back alive.
Go ahead and spoil that one.

[COLOR="Red"]He kills you.


I wish for a real bag of meso.[/COLOR]

Would you like that by airmail? *a huge bag of mesos falls on you and crushed your bones.*

I wish for a banana that I wont eat, do not want to eat, and wont harm me in anyway.

Would you like that by airmail? *a huge bag of mesos falls on you and crushed your bones.*

I wish for a banana that I wont eat, do not want to eat, and wont harm me in anyway.

You look at the banana too long and die of boredom.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

[COLOR="Red"]You never feel the need to eat again and starve to death.

I wish for a real life Bahamut as a pet that won't hurt/kill/maim me in any way, nor get me in trouble.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Red"]You never feel the need to eat again and starve to death.

I wish for a real life Bahamut as a pet that won't hurt/kill/maim me in any way, nor get me in trouble.[/COLOR]

You're Bahamut ran away, you went into deep depression, and committed suicide.

I wish I wasn't back in school.

you get expelled.


I want to move it move it.

You "move it move it" too hard and break your bones.

I wish this wish wasn't the wish I wished for.

You "move it move it" too hard and break your bones.

I wish this wish wasn't the wish I wished for.

Your wish is granted; since you wished for nothing you get nothing.

I want to have a cookie.

[COLOR="Red"]The cookie is filled with arsenic, uDie.

I wish Nexon wasn't gay.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Red"]The cookie is filled with arsenic, uDie.

I wish Nexon wasn't gay.[/COLOR]

Your wish is granted. Nexon transforms into a militant lesbian that for some odd reason proceeds to chase you around a round table with the intent of raping you, like the heterosexual militant lesbian that it is.

I want apple pie.

Your wish is granted. Nexon transforms into a militant lesbian that for some odd reason proceeds to chase you around a round table with the intent of raping you, like the heterosexual militant lesbian that it is.

I want apple pie.

You receive an apple tart instead.

I wish you can't corrupt the following wish: I wish I had a puppy.

You receive an apple tart instead.

I wish you can't corrupt the following wish: I wish I had a puppy.

Title says only corrupt a wish. So your second wish is granted, I completely ignore your first wish, but your puppy soon eats you .

I wish Sleepywood.net didn't exist.

Granted, now DeadMine.net exists.

I wish for a new computer chair and desk, that isn't broke, prevents boredom all the time, is not infected with some sort of harmful, does not explode, gives me and everyone on Earth who doesn't fucking suck pomegranate immortality and eternal youth, doesn't smell, look, or feel funny, and that me and everyone else who doesn't fucking suck pomegranate would all be happy and healthy. I think I finally found an airtight wish.

Granted, now DeadMine.net exists.

I wish for a new computer chair and desk, that isn't broke, prevents boredom all the time, is not infected with some sort of harmful, does not explode, gives me and everyone on Earth who doesn't pineappleing suck pumpernickel immortality and eternal youth, doesn't smell, look, or feel funny, and that me and everyone else who doesn't pineappleing suck pumpernickel would all be happy and healthy. I think I finally found an airtight wish.

You play it so much and become so obsessed with it that you lose your eyesight and can no longer use it.

I wish this were the, "Feed Matt Ice Cream" thread.

[COLOR="Red"]Granted, we all stuff you with ice cream until you explode and promptly change it back to the corrupt a wish thread.


I wish it were possible for us to do everything our maple characters can do.[/COLOR]

Granted, you're having fun with Teleport and tele infront of an oncoming train. The only other Bishop around already used Ress, and pressing Respawn [Ok] doesn't send you back to the nearest town. -holds pitchfork and grows horns- >:]

I wish I could eat a rainbow.

Granted, you're having fun with Teleport and tele infront of an oncoming train. The only other Bishop around already used Ress, and pressing Respawn [Ok] doesn't send you back to the nearest town. -holds pitchfork and grows horns- >:]

I wish I could eat a rainbow.

Granted. You stuff yourself with Skittles and taste the diabetes, er the rainbow.

I wish there were more than 24 hours is a day.

[COLOR="Red"]You get depressed because there's still 365 days in a year, and each year takes up twice as much a chunk of your life. You're sick of waiting two normal years for your birthday, and commit suicide because after 41 normal years, because you still can't drink alcohol.


I wish for a never-ending pot of spaghetti that I don't strictly have to eat, or will harm me, and is not poisoned.[/COLOR]