Just woke up

My hair is funny, I have a dry mouth and wanted to say hi.
Do you ever wake up looking sexy?

No.

When I wake up, either my left or right side of my head is messy. My hair's usually spiking up all over the place, and flattened on one side or the other. I usually have to wash my hair a bit to fix that. I don't comb my hair ever though. There's times that I've slept with spiky hair (gel), wake up in the morning, and my hair is still spiking up.

Always.

Having short hair means all i really need is to do is wash my face of sleeping sand an I look great.

I could have sworn we were going to be singing some Eazy-E.

Then I realized the lyrics were off. Its supposed to be "Woke up quick"

"At about noon..."

I HAVE JUST VOKEN UP.
MEIN EYES ARE BAAARELY OPEN.


[SIZE="5"]BRING ME A VITAL ORGAN!
BRING ME THE FILTERING GLAND OF A DEAD BEAST![/SIZE]

My hair looks like pomegranate until shower time.

Yeah sure... very very sexy o_o
Lol no its horrible... every single morning. xD

"feelin' like P. Diddy..."


With a buzz cut there's never a worry about bed hair.

"feelin' like P. Diddy..."


With a buzz cut there's never a worry about bed hair.

Word. Only Bad breath its my worry of the morning.

Screw you. I'm never sexy.

I'm sexy all the time thank you very much.