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HELLO ZELKOVA I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY A GAME



HELLO ZELKOVA

IT SEEMS THAT YOU THINK THE INTERNET IS YOUR PERSONAL PLAYGROUND HELLO ZELKOVA

YOU HAVE THRUST YOURSELF INTO FOLLY AND MIRTH AND HIDE BEHIND A COWARD'S MASK WHILE AMUSING OTHERS AT YOUR EXPENSE
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I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY A GAME

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HELLO ZELKOVA I WOULD LIKE

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LET'S  PLAY A GAME

NOW LET'S SEE IF YOU ARE HUGE ENOUGH OF A BI'TCH TO GET YOURSELF OUT OF THIS SITUATION

THERE EXISTS AN INTERNET BEYOND THAT WHICH YOU'VE GROWN COMFORTABLE PENETRATING

INFILTRATE AND BECOME THE ESSENCE OF WHAT YOU STALK. EMBELLISH YOUR WALL WITH AN EROTIC FAN COMIC OF THE MUPPET BABIES.



REDEMPTION LIES AHEAD. YOU MUST PLUNGE DEEPER INTO THE BOWELS IN ORDER TO GET OUT OF IT.

WHEN THE CLOCK REACHES ZERO THE DOOR WILL CLOSE, AND YOU WILL BE BANNED FOREVER.

ALTERNATE TASK: AMPUTATE YOUR LEGS

you scare me sometimes

Alternatively,

AFK having sex with my boyfriend.

MY BONER IS READY FOR THIS CIRCLE JERK THREAD.

Alternatively,

AFK having sex with my boyfriend.

smh.

Cool story bro.

Alternatively,

AFK having sex with my boyfriend.

Hi guys, I'm super ugly and I want to remind you that I like a girl for once and she doesn't make fun of me, at least to my face. So, since I need to assert myself over everyone else in order to become a better being in my own terms, let's remind everyone I have a "girlfriend". Ohya, that makes me better than you. Especially since I love bragging about how easy she is in order to hide that I have no friends and live on the Internet to compensate.

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*popcorn*

*corn*

Observation: Corn and Rob both have cake in their signatures. Just different natures of cake.

Speaking of sig I need to update mine.

Edit: Oh so I did remove the RIP SP sig. Huh. Now I need a sig.

Observation: Corn and Rob both have cake in their signatures. Just different natures of cake.

AND WHAT CAKES

AND WHAT CAKES

I want cake

I want cake

And how!

And how!

Google, bro.