Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted. However, there is a huge possibility of you being permantly disabled .

I wish the new person wasn't named ShawnJohnson :3.

Granted, all Shawn Johnsons should get the pineapple out of here anyways.

I wish Shawn Johnson, the naming of Shawn Johnson, the having an avatar/signature of Shawn Johnson & all other crap with being a fan of Shawn Johnson was banned from this forum -_________-

Granted, all Shawn Johnsons should get the pineapple out of here anyways.

I wish Shawn Johnson, the naming of Shawn Johnson, the having an avatar/signature of Shawn Johnson & all other crap with being a fan of Shawn Johnson was banned from this forum -_________-

Granted, but then they come back and worship Chuck Norris.


I wish that my brother was a compooper.

Granted, but then they come back and worship Chuck Norris.


I wish that my brother was a compooper.

Granted, but wai- wat iz dat??/ You get turned into an orange.

I wish that I could be the very best, like no one ever was.

Granted, but wai- wat iz dat??/ You get turned into an orange.

I wish that I could be the very best, like no one ever was.

Granted, but to catch them all was your real test and to train them was your cause.

I wish I could travel across the land, searching far and wide.

Granted, but to catch them all was your real test and to train them was your cause.

I wish I could travel across the land, searching far and wide.

Granted, but you couldn't get each pokemon to understand the power that's inside

I wish someone can stop putting more of that pokemon theme song after me, it's so 10 years ago

Granted, but you couldn't get each pokemon to understand the power that's inside

I wish someone can stop putting more of that pokemon theme song after me, it's so 10 years ago

Granted, but it's not me.

I wish I could sing this well:

I wanna be the very best
Like noone ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Chorus
Pokemon!
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Ooh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon!
Our hearts so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all!

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Chorus

Chorus

Granted, but it's not me.

I wish I could sing this well:

I wanna be the very best
Like noone ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Chorus
Pokemon!
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Ooh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon!
Our hearts so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all!

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Chorus

Chorus

Granted. You sing it well, and are then shot by a shotgun-toting redneck who is pissed off listening to it.

I wish I could do Zakum Jump Quest without going insane.

Granted. But you dc before you could click on the NPC to finish the quest.

I wish my assignment can finish itself.

Granted. But you dc before you could click on the NPC to finish the quest.

I wish my assignment can finish itself.

Granted; it kills itself as requested, leaving a bloody mess on your desk and nothing to turn in to yer teacher.

I wish I wished a wish to wish.

Granted; it kills itself as requested, leaving a bloody mess on your desk and nothing to turn in to yer teacher.

I wish I wished a wish to wish.

Granted, but it wishes for the Poke-a-man theme song. D:

 Spoiler

I wanna be the very best
Like noone ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Chorus
Pokemon!
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Ooh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon!
Our hearts so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all!

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Chorus

Chorus

I wish I could bring sexy back, without getting pwned.

Granted, but it wishes for the Poke-a-man theme song. D:

 Spoiler

I wanna be the very best
Like noone ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Chorus
Pokemon!
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Ooh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon!
Our hearts so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all!

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Chorus

Chorus

I wish I could bring sexy back, without getting pwned.

Granted. You are so sexy a hot blonde wants to sleep with you, and you are diagnosed with HIV six months later.

I wish i could make up my mind as to what Maple character to play.

Granted. You are so sexy a hot blonde wants to sleep with you, and you are diagnosed with HIV six months later.
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I wish i could make up my mind as to what Maple character to play.

Granted. But your computer has a virus and shuts down and it crashes, leaving you with no computer to play Maplestory!

I wish I had a car.[/COLOR]

Granted, you HAD a car, but you dont have one anymore!

I wish for a pony!

Granted, you HAD a car, but you dont have one anymore!

I wish for a pony!

Granted, but then I BBQ'ed and ate your pony. =(

I wish for a portable-toilet.

Wish granted, but you fall in the toilet.

I wish we had a smart president.

Wish granted, but you fall in the toilet.

I wish we had a smart president.

If Bush is so stupid, how has he managed to get pretty much everything that he wanted, and not to be accountable for any of it?

In any case, granted. We elect Ted Bundy Jr. who promptly launches the missiles at Russia, and the whole world perishes in the ensuing nuclear war.

I wish my room had good lighting.

If Bush is so stupid, how has he managed to get pretty much everything that he wanted, and not to be accountable for any of it?

In any case, granted. We elect Ted Bundy Jr. who promptly launches the missiles at Russia, and the whole world perishes in the ensuing nuclear war.

I wish my room had good lighting.

Wish granted, but the lights are too bright and they blind you.

I wish my head would stop hurting.

Wish granted, but the lights are too bright and they blind you.

I wish my head would stop hurting.

Granted, but you contract pneumonia in the process.
EDIT: I wish I had a $100 bill, that was stationary, couldnt hurt me, and I felt no guilt over having it.

Granted, but you contract pneumonia in the process.
EDIT: I wish I had a $100 bill, that was stationary, couldnt hurt me, and I felt no guilt over having it.

Wish granted...but someone comes and cuts it in half, without moving it, removing its value.

I wish I was invincible to everything.

Wish granted...but someone comes and cuts it in half, without moving it, removing its value.

I wish I was invincible to everything.

Granted, but your status instantly drives you insane. I wish cut-in-half $100 bills held their value.