Valentines/Singles Awareness Day

We all know Rob loves me, he wrote my name with a heart on sand.

<3

You'll always be my first b'itch Khoi. Don't get so worked up over it.

Happy Valentines guys. I'm in love with my new phone so yeah, gonna have sex with it 10 times and over today.

Hahaha that is brilliant

[video=youtube;w5I3VnCHWsU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5I3VnCHWsU[/video].
Forever alone... with Portals!

I pre-order'd.

I am waiting for my <}< ( or alternatively <3< ) tonight.

Spending the night being ronery, but not foreveraloning. Birfday tomorrow. Thanx for ruining it v-day single awareness day.

A Hall of Fame/Garbage Forum should be made and this should be the first thread in it.

A Hall of Fame/Garbage Forum should be made and this should be the first thread in it.

Haters gon hate.

Posting in a Rob-'n-his-hoes thread.

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*blushes*

A Hall of Fame/Garbage Forum should be made and this should be the first thread in it.

There are better threads for that spot, like the "No Rules" thread, or the one where everyone argued with BD to get Greg unbanned, etc etc.

 Tender Kiss

The sun blinds the eyes of virgin lovers, casting a tear to their eye.
With a tender breeze, their spirits are lifted higher, and their love pulled aloft.
Sitting under the daylight sky, underneath the shadowy willow tree, they embrace their love,
Undisturbed by the voices of anger and envy of their united passion.
In her ears, he whispers, a tender "I love you;" and she to his, "and I love you."
From the distance, up in the heavens, they have delusions of angels, singing and dancing,
Praising such a unison on such a dismal world, built upon pain and sadness.
Wisps of willow branches swing to and fro, like the flowing hair of his truest love;
The sunlight warming her supple skin, like the warm caress of her lovers hands.
Slowly the minutes turn to hours, and the day flutters past, and they, holding steadfast,
Turn nary but a blind eye to the world about them, cast in strife and punishment.
Take heed from them, the lovers caught in bliss, and note how they are, so peacefully so,
Able to turn away the world, and even escape time, all in the grasp of one that fits only their eye.

 Somber Night

Here i sit, waiting for you to return to me.
Lying in wait i pass my time in thought, thinking of you.
I loved the way we used to talk, discussing our days and our dreams.
How i long to embrace you once more.
Beside you, with you, and for you, I want to be.
Together, sharing words I hope to be true.
But, I know life is not always as it seems.
Nonetheless, I will always wait for an end to this war.
The wonders, I can only imagine; what is it that you can see?
Many a sight violent and chaotic, and a peaceful moment so few.
What power that decides your fate came up with this deluded scheme?
Oh, please, my love, return to me; uphold to me the oath to me you swore.
I will be here for you. Will you be here for me?

I figured it'd be in the spirit of today.

Happy Valentines everyone <3

http://www.southperry.net/showthread.php?t=39729

My little shrine in you guys' honor.

Happy Valentines everyone <3

http://www.southperry.net/showthread.php?t=39729

My little shrine in you guys' honor.

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SO, TRUE TO MY WORD, I DID GO OUT TO PLAY POOL, AND I HAD A GRAND MOTHERF'UCKING TIME.
some random dudes invited me to play with them, since it was the lone me and the three of them, so they offered a 2-on-2 match.
I WON BOTH FUCKING GAMES.
then we went and played BLOps in the pool place's video game room.
GOT MY ASS HANDED TO ME HAND OVER FOOT.
but
BUT I HAD A GRAND F'UCKING TIME. MUCH FUN WAS HAD.
you jelly SP? No, you're all f'ucking assh'oles saying you got laid instead.
ANYONE CAN GET LAID. HARDLY ANYONE CAN SAY THEY CAN HAVE A RIGHTEOUSLY FUN TIME WITH RANDOM PEOPLE YOU MEET IN A POOL HALL.

I got laid with people I met in a pool hall. You jelly?

I got laid with people I met in a pool hall. You jelly?

Dude... i got laid WITH a pool hall.

u jelly? u mad jelly, huh?

Dude... i got laid WITH a pool hall.

u jelly? u mad jelly, huh?

You must be mad butthurt.
Not jelly.

You must be mad butthurt.
Not jelly.

Wait a second...
LARKA STOP PEGGING KEITH.