When I was younger...

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When I was younger, amongst other things, I'd listen to Korn to unwind and de-stress.

When I was younger I used to get in fights daily at school ...till the f'uckers learned better.

When I was younger I used to play in the woods, barefooted.

When I was younger I used to get made fun of for playing Pokemon. Now I get praised for it.

When I was younger, I thought biology was the coolest thing in the world.

when I was younger I kissed a girl

 and

i didnt like it

When I was younger, I hit a teacher in the face and got praised for it.

When I was younger, a teacher hit me in the face and got praised for it.

I'm pretty sure I fixed this.

When I was younger, I thought my brain was going to blow out the back of my head if I kept my eyes open when I sneezed.

I had legions of followers at my command. I ruled the playground with an iron fist and not one man could stop me.. however it did not try people from trying. I remember that day because it was the first snowfall we'd seen in a while, not deep enough to cancel school put deep enough to play in. Nap time was over so i felt very confident and the teacher had just finished putting on our snow outfits so I marched my men down to the playgrounds to patrol the commoners. It was a light dusting of snowflakes that bombarded my rosy cheeks, thanks to a heavy wind my men we're getting anxious to leave they're posts but I kept them in line for there was talk around the snack tables of a plan to overthrow me. Though my vigilance had seemed to stifle any attack I found myself in an irregularly good mood and let my men go on some early leave. I however began building a snow-fort, ball by ball, brick by brick, flake by flake I slowly began to build a tower so massive I could observe all the children. Time had passed and I grew weary, but there was no time for rest. BECAUSE SUDDENLY there was a surprise attack by none other then the twin tyrants, two brothers whom I overthrew to gain the seat I had today, at the Battle of Time Out Corner, looking for revenge. After an exchange of quips we began to fire mercilessly at each pelting one another with snowballs. I called for my men but they we're to scattered to assist me. I was out numbered 2 to 1 but where as they had superior power i had intelligence. There was a snowman at the top of a hill not to far from my position and at an angle perfect for my needs. I initiated a tactical retreat and scurried up the hill, and knowing they'd never miss a chance to attack me, they pursued me as I planned. They tried so hard to stop me, but With only shots at my back i climbed the hill and up to the snowman. I pushed with all my might and down came the orbs of snow taking out one twin and pushing one into an inescapable position. I came to him and extended my hand to the warrior for fighting bravely only to be thanks with raspberries. I took a remaining section of the snowman and walked up to him on the ground. He begged for mercy asking what i wanted and told him a simple apology would suffice. He gave me one, however I told him, "Yes... you are sorry" and slammed the ball on his head. The children stood in fear at my actions seeing that not only was I meant to be king, but no one could stop me from being king.

I had legions of followers at my command. I ruled the playground with an iron fist and not one man could stop me.. however it did not try people from trying. I remember that day because it was the first snowfall we'd seen in a while, not deep enough to cancel school put deep enough to play in. Nap time was over so i felt very confident and the teacher had just finished putting on our snow outfits so I marched my men down to the playgrounds to patrol the commoners. It was a light dusting of snowflakes that bombarded my rosy cheeks, thanks to a heavy wind my men we're getting anxious to leave they're posts but I kept them in line for there was talk around the snack tables of a plan to overthrow me. Though my vigilance had seemed to stifle any attack I found myself in an irregularly good mood and let my men go on some early leave. I however began building a snow-fort, ball by ball, brick by brick, flake by flake I slowly began to build a tower so massive I could observe all the children. Time had passed and I grew weary, but there was no time for rest. BECAUSE SUDDENLY there was a surprise attack by none other then the twin tyrants, two brothers whom I overthrew to gain the seat I had today, at the Battle of Time Out Corner, looking for revenge. After an exchange of quips we began to fire mercilessly at each pelting one another with snowballs. I called for my men but they we're to scattered to assist me. I was out numbered 2 to 1 but where as they had superior power i had intelligence. There was a snowman at the top of a hill not to far from my position and at an angle perfect for my needs. I initiated a tactical retreat and scurried up the hill, and knowing they'd never miss a chance to attack me, they pursued me as I planned. They tried so hard to stop me, but With only shots at my back i climbed the hill and up to the snowman. I pushed with all my might and down came the orbs of snow taking out one twin and pushing one into an inescapable position. I came to him and extended my hand to the warrior for fighting bravely only to be thanks with raspberries. I took a remaining section of the snowman and walked up to him on the ground. He begged for mercy asking what i wanted and told him a simple apology would suffice. He gave me one, however I told him, "Yes... you are sorry" and slammed the ball on his head. The children stood in fear at my actions seeing that not only was I meant to be king, but no one could stop me from being king.

When I was younger, I couldn't read this. Now I say TL;DR.

I had legions of followers at my command. I ruled the playground with an iron fist and not one man could stop me.. however it did not try people from trying. I remember that day because it was the first snowfall we'd seen in a while, not deep enough to cancel school put deep enough to play in. Nap time was over so i felt very confident and the teacher had just finished putting on our snow outfits so I marched my men down to the playgrounds to patrol the commoners. It was a light dusting of snowflakes that bombarded my rosy cheeks, thanks to a heavy wind my men we're getting anxious to leave they're posts but I kept them in line for there was talk around the snack tables of a plan to overthrow me. Though my vigilance had seemed to stifle any attack I found myself in an irregularly good mood and let my men go on some early leave. I however began building a snow-fort, ball by ball, brick by brick, flake by flake I slowly began to build a tower so massive I could observe all the children. Time had passed and I grew weary, but there was no time for rest. BECAUSE SUDDENLY there was a surprise attack by none other then the twin tyrants, two brothers whom I overthrew to gain the seat I had today, at the Battle of Time Out Corner, looking for revenge. After an exchange of quips we began to fire mercilessly at each pelting one another with snowballs. I called for my men but they we're to scattered to assist me. I was out numbered 2 to 1 but where as they had superior power i had intelligence. There was a snowman at the top of a hill not to far from my position and at an angle perfect for my needs. I initiated a tactical retreat and scurried up the hill, and knowing they'd never miss a chance to attack me, they pursued me as I planned. They tried so hard to stop me, but With only shots at my back i climbed the hill and up to the snowman. I pushed with all my might and down came the orbs of snow taking out one twin and pushing one into an inescapable position. I came to him and extended my hand to the warrior for fighting bravely only to be thanks with raspberries. I took a remaining section of the snowman and walked up to him on the ground. He begged for mercy asking what i wanted and told him a simple apology would suffice. He gave me one, however I told him, "Yes... you are sorry" and slammed the ball on his head. The children stood in fear at my actions seeing that not only was I meant to be king, but no one could stop me from being king.

Erebus post

When I was younger, I had a life. What the f'uck happened?

When I was younger, I had a life. What the f'uck happened?

ひきこもり｡

When I was younger, I hit someone in the face with a iron pole.

He ended up in ICU and I ended up in a cage.

When I was younger, I had 32 teeth.

Now I have 25. Lost 6 to a dentist, another to a concrete pipe.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older.

When I was younger, I may have been called an oreo to some, if anyone said that. =P

when i was younger i saw
my daddy cry
and curse at the wind
he broke his own heart
and I watched
as he tried to reassemble it
and my momma swore
that she would
never let herself forget
and that was the day that I promised
I'd never sing of love
if it does not exist.

when i was younger i saw
my daddy cry
and curse at the wind
he broke his own heart
and I watched
as he tried to reassemble it
and my momma swore
that she would
never let herself forget
and that was the day that I promised
I'd never sing of love
if it does not exist.

Exactly what I thought when I saw the thread title.