Valentines/Singles Awareness Day

Senior year means everyone starts pairing up. Twice the awkward. Cannot wait.

Oh Hazzy, some day you'll find a girl as obnoxious as you are. :p

Senior year means everyone starts pairing up. Twice the awkward. Cannot wait.

Good God I'm in college and have the excuse of studying.

Don't worry, I'm sure 90% of the seniors by that age have sucked at about 7 cocks. You'd get like, secondhand/indirect blowjob from kissing them or something.

waitwhat

waitwhat

Trust me.

waitwhat

just go with- BOOMER!

-sigh-

-sigh-

Your thought process:

Your thought process:

Wrong.
At this point I just want to know how far I can get with this girl.

Wrong.
At this point I just want to know how far I can get with this girl.

Oh, sorry, wrong page then.

Don't worry, I'm sure 90% of the seniors by that age have sucked at about 7 cocks. You'd get like, secondhand/indirect blowjob from kissing them or something.

That's a little exaggerated. Three at most, average. But that's pretty much life after the age of 15 anyway. Everyone's got peen in their mouth.

Ben's comprehensive guide on how to get a date:

- Put on something nice + cologne
- Find a girl you like
- "Hey, wanna go out to [insert location here]?"

Quit assuming things that she'll say back except for "yes".

And don't do it electronically unless you're eight and don't intend to do anything but giggle and tell people you've got a girlfriend when in reality the relationship is guaranteed to fail because you've already proven that you're incapable of behaving like a functional human being around her.

FOREVER ALONE

But it's my dog's birthday.

My cat's birthday
Not really alone but prolly not a lot of special stuff coming up that day.
Prolly gonna spend it with my best friend, dunno yet.

Oh, sorry, wrong page then.

ITT: Spidey's trying to motivate all singles on the Southperry.net forums to get with a significant other

Hoping for a surprise.

lmao keep waiting babe.

First time I don't have celebrate this day in about 2 years.

lmao keep waiting babe.

Ouch.

lmao keep waiting babe.

wow, that was harsh.

wow, that was harsh.

But it was FUNNY.

ITT: Spidey's trying to motivate all singles on the Southperry.net forums to get with a significant other

Challenge: Everyone in Southperry must have a date on the 14th of Febraury.

Those who do not accomplish this will be fed to Sarah.

Challenge: Everyone in Southperry must have a date on the 14th of Febraury.

Those who do not accomplish this will be fed to Sarah.

Get the sauce ready.

I'm living all by myself (no roommate) for a co-op this semester and all the people I work with are in their 30's..... Looks like a normal day to me.