Valentines/Singles Awareness Day

Well, wait a second now mister I'm-gonna-kill-Mute's-joy guy

okay...okay... get a whole answer then, none of this "I dont knowwwwww" bullshit.

"Do you want to go out or not? Its a simple question."
Dont frelcking let her lead you on.

I don't want to spend it with my guy friends cuz that would be weird.
I guess I haven't put too much thought into it but some quiet time alone sounds really nice. I've been so busy the last few
months that I haven't had much time to myself.



TMI >.<

im also forever alone

okay...okay... get a whole answer then, none of this "I dont knowwwwww" bullshit.

"Do you want to go out or not? Its a simple question."
Dont frelcking let her lead you on.

Eh, I just said "if you decide you wanna do something text me or whatever."
Either way, I will enjoy my Feb. 14th, either with her or alone.

Eh, I dont know. Look around school with a blank face at all the couples. Buy some chocolate, and await MvC3 the next day.

Yeah, I'm going to eat candies and chocolate from my mother and play Marvel vs Capcom 3 (which I'll hopefully have an early copy of by then, and if not I guess I'll spend it like any other day, except with candy).

AND TO LIGHTEN UP THE MOOD IN THE SAD DEPRESSING THREAD HAVE SOME LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC YOU GODDAMN SCROOGES.

I feel something is very wrong with the universe when Stephen is the one saying cheer up or shut up.


Anyway, not sure if my boyfriend will be back in the states by the time Valentines Day rolls around since he hasn't said anything, but he is always one to blindfold and kidnap me, then push me off a cliff.

Safehouse in the tunnel of love!

I feel something is very wrong with the universe when Stephen is the one saying cheer up or shut up.


Anyway, not sure if my boyfriend will be back in the states by the time Valentines Day rolls around since he hasn't said anything, but he is always one to blindfold and kidnap me, then push me off a cliff.

Sounds pretty kinky. That cliff must have some pretty nice mattresses, and lots of flowers and candy.

Go to school, play video games.

Yep. Pretty average day.

Safehouse in the tunnel of love!

5 star post.

Ben's comprehensive guide on how to get a date:

- Put on something nice + cologne
- Find a girl you like
- "Hey, wanna go out to [insert location here]?"

Quit assuming things that she'll say back except for "yes".

Ben's comprehensive guide on how to get a date:

- Put on something nice + cologne
- Find a girl you like
- "Hey, wanna go out to [insert location here]?"

Quit assuming things that she'll say back except for "yes".

I JUS TRYED DIS AN IT TOTALY WORKZ!!!!!


but it was my mom.

Bacon's comprehensive guide on how to get a date:

- Put on something nice + cologne
- Find a girl you like
- "Hey, wanna go out to [insert location here]?"

Quit assuming things that she'll say back except for "yes".

Bacon's comprehensive guide on how to get a date:

- Put on something nice + cologne
- Find a girl you like
- "Hey, wanna go out to [insert location here]?"

Quit assuming things that she'll say back except for "yes".

dis1 didnt werk so well 4 me.

Plagiarism is illegal.

Good advice is not plagiarism.

Ben's comprehensive guide on how to get a date:

- Put on something nice + cologne
- Find a girl you like
- "Hey, wanna go out to [insert location here]?"

Quit assuming things that she'll say back except for "yes".

Sounds like an easy guide to get punched in the cock.

Senior year means everyone starts pairing up. Twice the awkward. Cannot wait.

Senior year means everyone starts pairing up. Twice the awkward. Cannot wait.

Don't worry, I'm sure 90% of the seniors by that age have sucked at about 7 cocks. You'd get like, secondhand/indirect blowjob from kissing them or something.