I know its old but.

Say Alpha Kenny Body 5 times fast!

Inb4Igettrolledhard.

Anyone who says this is a slut.

You will? Larka needs some help.

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Wow dude, that was entirely uncalled for. Did you really need to say that?
Serious :facepalm: at this.

How about you just shut up and not act like a <expletive>.

OP is 8 years old.

Oh! It's like I'm 6 all over again!

You will? Larka needs some help.

Wut?

OP is 8 years old.

Yes, moar trolling plox!

Wut?

I suggest you read the OP.
Say it five times.
Read that comment again.

While on the topic of saying stuff really fast and stuff that we found funny before the age of 10:

Red lorry
Yellow lorry

no not lollys

Sofa King old.

IHOP Ness

Did you know it's impossible to place both your elbows on your belly button at the same time?

Did you know it's impossible to place both your elbows on your belly button at the same time?

False.

IHOP Ness

I hacho pee en ee ess ess. What.

I hacho pee en ee ess ess. What.

You're not supposed to spell the 'Ness' part

False.

Is it? Why don't you try proving it.

You're not supposed to spell the 'Ness' part

I didn't even realize you were supposed to spell IHOP. It didn't make sense to me because the first thing that comes to mind when I see IHOP is International House Of Pancakes, which you would just say as "I hop", and I'm sure most people would think of this first as well, so it doesn't work very well because it's using an abbreviation that many people are familiar with. Put some periods in there next time and maybe it'll make it more clear what you want us to say. Or say "spell IHOP and say 'ness' at the end"

I hop ness sounds like nothing.

....

Is it? Why don't you try proving it.

Too lazy to take a picture.

Did you know it's impossible to place both your elbows on your belly button at the same time?

Should be just as impossible as licking your elbow... Which is not impossible.