The wall of bricks!!

From a distance (wearing fireman gear), I light a petrol bomb and huzz it at the moat.

I summon the mighty Conan O'Brien who summons a mighty fire spirit to fight the brick wall.

I summon the mighty Conan O'Brien who summons a mighty fire spirit to fight the brick wall.

Conan O'Brien AND Jim Gaffigan? Pale force FTW afterall.

woo hoo

I got me a bigfoot!

*charges wallw ith the bigfoot*

I don't think you understood, "goes full on..." means "I go full on..." it's just how I talk, not summoning it to be on my side... I suppose neither way (the original way or the last interpretation) match well. But yeah, I'm a zombie now, do your worst... no snow means no regeneration .

What the hell does "I go full on" mean?

I construct a titanium battering ram.

I bring sexy back.

From a distance (wearing fireman gear), I light a petrol bomb and huzz it at the moat.
Blowing it up does not put it out. The ice does weaken, though. (Ice -5)

I summon the mighty Conan O'Brien who summons a mighty fire spirit to fight the brick wall.
It melts the remaining ice, but the wall is fire resistant. (Wall -10)

I construct a titanium battering ram.
Sounds good.

5 Stormbreakers have spawned. Total HP= 10000. Don't worry, they're far weaker than the wall!

I fiddle with the machine, got smoke. -.-

Wall HP= 149,910
Other characters, effects, and objects:
~Maplestory. If it's not possible in 2-D, don't do it!
-Phantom Forest. Beware random spawnings and autobans!
~The wall is 1.5x its original thickness and has been reinforced with steel and magic enchantments. (+200 wdef and mdef)
~A moat filled with butane surrounds the wall. The moat is on fire, spreading aerosol poison to those who come nearby.
~The wall is coated with Francium. It's radioactive, but that does not affect the wall.
~ The cross' powerful enchantments protect the wall, but they are weakening... (Mdef +200)
~The wall has been hosed down and is fire-resistant.
Alloy: Golden Hammer, Skill 'Improvability Drive'
Berserker101: 1 bottle of the finest scotch
Blankout: an Empoleon
randompeep: a Fire Staff, a mysterious machine
Dusk: titanium battering ram
Misc.:
a spirit may not grab anything, and is immobile, but can otherwise participate.
Spirits: none

In my absence, I collected:
-A bar of steel
-Some marbles
-A funny hat
-An epic toilet
-Some tacos
-A lighter
-Two BALLS OF STEEL
-A sentry
-A zapper
-Some hair from Abraham Lincoln
-A tv that doesn't work
-An Onix apple
-42
-A time paradox
-An empty bottle of water.

And I let anyone use them.

As for me, I stare at the wall from a safe position, to recharge my ultimate.

What the hell does "I go full on" mean?

I construct a titanium battering ram.

Completely, in full. Pretty straight forward .

In my absence, I collected:
-A bar of steel
-Some marbles
-A funny hat
-An epic toilet
-Some tacos
-A lighter
-Two BALLS OF STEEL
-A sentry
-A zapper
-Some hair from Abraham Lincoln
-A tv that doesn't work
-An Onix apple
-42
-A time paradox
-An empty bottle of water.

And I let anyone use them.

As for me, I stare at the wall from a safe position, to recharge my ultimate.

I take the paradox and stuff it in the water bottle.

*eats onyx apple*

time to eliminate the stormbreakers
!

~The Stormbreakers are attacking! They are trying to destroy the battering ram!

Completely, in full. Pretty straight forward .
uh, no it isn't, if I'm not the only one misunderstanding. besides, I pretty much threw out the idea since your spoiler didn't work.

That can't be changed now.

~The Stormbreakers are preparing to attack!

Completely, in full. Pretty straight forward .
uh, no it isn't, if I'm not the only one misunderstanding. besides, I pretty much threw out the idea since your spoiler didn't work.

That can't be changed now.

what happened to me? i mounted a bigfoot : (

My mind is in a gutter at the moment, please change your wording.

Just to add on, the spoiler was only a picture to allow for less confusion on what "rimebound dead" looks like. Not that it matters now... (easy kill, no snow = no stronger than a zombie mushy).

Oh, didn't realize it was already on fire, haha.

I drop a dozen tons of sand onto the moat from a really big airplane.

My mind is in a gutter at the moment, please change your wording.

what gutter?

and screw the bigfoot, im just getting my dragon staff.....

uses magic claw

*Puts FangBlade in front of the wall to guard it*



Dibs on the title of Wall Defender! Muahaha!


ALSO: This is some of the funniest pomegranate I've ever read. I almost fell out of my chair like 3 times. XD How did this game ever die? :O

*Puts FangBlade in front of the wall to guard it*



Dibs on the title of Wall Defender! Muahaha!


ALSO: This is some of the funniest pumpernickel I've ever read. I almost fell out of my chair like 3 times. XD How did this game ever die? :O

i ask myself that.

May I join you in protecting the wall?

Look in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane... no wait, it's dun dun dun... TABUU.


Also, I'm shall attempt proposing again, I WILL MARRY THIS WALL! Blankout, where are you?

Completely, in full. Pretty straight forward .

...so you go completely rimebound...doesn't make grammatical sense to me. Unless rimebound is an adjective.

I collect the following items:
Box of fireworks
Firewood
first-aid kit
remote control
gasmask
gunpowder
twenty sandwiches

I eat Alloy's tacos. I aim the battering ram at the wall and ready it. I drain the toilet of any water that may be inside. I take a handful of fireworks and gunpowder, along with the steel balls and the marbles, and throw them in the epic toilet. I position the toilet behind the battering ram. Using the lighter, I light a stick of firewood. I stand back a few yards and toss the stick into the toilet. I run in the opposite direction.

I set to work fixing the TV.