Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, a girl named Sydney is on an island and you get flown to the island.

Btw, Quantact, I wanted helium voice! >XD

I wish for pure air and there isnt too much or too little and it isnt too pure and I dont get punched or something.

Granted, a girl named Sydney is on an island and you get flown to the island.

Btw, Quantact, I wanted helium voice! >XD

I wish for pure air and there isnt too much or too little and it isnt too pure and I dont get punched or something.

granted, there are no particles in the air.


I wish the person below me would not grant me a wish.

granted, there are no particles in the air.


I wish the person below me would not grant me a wish.

Granted. Someone starts to choke you to death, you wish they would stop and I do not grant your wish. :f6:

I wish Chicago weather did not suck as bad as it does.

Granted. Someone starts to choke you to death, you wish they would stop and I do not grant your wish. :glitter: :f6:

I wish Chicago weather did not suck as bad as it does.

Granted. It`s sunny all day long and the sun dries up the water in the rivers and there`s a drought and we all die. =o

I wish someone would do my homework. :(

Granted. It`s sunny all day long and the sun dries up the water in the rivers and there`s a drought and we all die. =o

I wish someone would do my homework.

[COLOR="Purple"]Granted. But the person that does it cheats, get's caught and gets you kicked out of school and therefore you will not be able to continue your education, thus working in a sweat shop for the rest of your life.

I wish my basement wasn't flooded from the leftovers of Hurricane Ike.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Purple"]Granted. But the person that does it cheats, get's caught and gets you kicked out of school and therefore you will not be able to continue your education, thus working in a sweat shop for the rest of your life.

I wish my basement wasn't flooded from the leftovers of Hurricane Ike.[/COLOR]

Granted, it is filled with mud instead.

I wish the skin on my nose can stop peeling off so my foundation don't crease =____=

Granted, it is filled with mud instead.

I wish the skin on my nose can stop peeling off so my foundation don't crease =____=

Granted. Your nose falls off, like Michael Jackson's after the 23rd plastic surgery.

I wish for a cup of decaf coffee.

Granted, its so de-cafinated that you fall asleep.

I wish for awesome.

Granted. Wait, does it actually exist?

I wish for something that can take away my worries.

Granted. Wait, does it actually exist?

I wish for something that can take away my worries.

Granted. You drink yourself stupid for 8 months straight and become an alcoholic.

I wish for a little liquor myself.

Granted. You drink yourself stupid for 8 months straight and become an alcoholic.

I wish for a little liquor myself.

granted. you get the hardest liqor, and become a alchoholic.

I wish for a high leveled maplestory account

granted. you get the hardest liqor, and become a alchoholic.

I wish for a high leveled maplestory account

Granted. A high lvl hacker sells you his, and 30 minutes after you pay for it, you get permanently banned.

I wish for a slice of tasty pie.

Granted. A high lvl hacker sells you his, and 30 minutes after you pay for it, you get permanently banned.

I wish for a slice of tasty pie.

you get a nice apple pie made out of poisoned apples

Granted. A high lvl hacker sells you his, and 30 minutes after you pay for it, you get permanently banned.

I wish for a slice of tasty pie.

Wish granted, but now.. -takes your pie and eats all of it- NO PIE FOR YOU! I SAY NO PIE!

I wish to have a hot Asian chick in a bikini appear in front of me!

Wish granted, but now.. -takes your pie and eats all of it- NO PIE FOR YOU! I SAY NO PIE!

I wish to have a hot Asian chick in a bikini appear in front of me!

a asian chick appears, and walks away.

i wish i had 1million dollars

a asian chick appears, and walks away.

i wish i had 1million dollars

Granted, but you get robbed and end up with less than you started with.

I wish the poster below me wouldn't corrupt my wish.

Wish doesn't get granted because of Paradox. You die anyways.

I wish not to wish.

Wish doesn't get granted because of Paradox. You die anyways.

I wish not to wish.

Granted. But you make made a wish anyways.

I wish for a cup of milky tea that does not contain melamine.

granted, but it contains arsenic instead....

i wish for an easier work/school week with no possibility for death included.

granted, but it contains arsenic instead....

i wish for an easier work/school week with no possibility for death included.

Granted. However, there is a huge possibility of you being permantly disabled .

I wish the new person wasn't named ShawnJohnson :3.